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| ::... You people will have to admit Sazuka does have some legitimate beef with not only Woody Driver but Smasher also. With Woody it's cause he's a cheapskate, little weenie who relies on cheap tactics to win matches, Smasher on the other hand just signed his death warrant for attacking Sazuka for some odd reason -but tomorrow night at the PPV both of these men/women will find out first hand that you shouldn't piss off Sazuka and yes both of you morons have indeed ticket Sazuka off, yeah I know you didn't mean too.. Yeah right, like Smasher didn't mean to hit Sazuka with something. And looks like Smasher has never, ever answered Sazuka's question "Did I interfere in your match Smasher? it's a simple question yet Smasher cant muster up enough dead brain cells to answer it. I am sure Smasher is pondering the question like he ponders a 1st grade IQ test, which in fact he would fail but make no damn mistake about it boys, tomorrow night at the PPV both your sorry asses will get schooled in the art of wrestling when Sazuka goes and beats the living hell out of you people! Is Sazuka disgracing wrestling Woody? Wow talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Who was it that cheated in every TWW match? Hmmmmm! Who was it that throws out 2-3 promos at the last minute, be it all sucky ones, to try to over take your opponent? Now Woody Sazuka did beat the hell out of you in that match until Smasher the TWW's resident retard comes walking down, sticking his nose into Sazuka's business.. Well Sazuka is going to over look that.. I mean both you guys put together have the intellect of a bottle of Windex, now Smasher did cost Sazuka the match. And Sazuka will pay him back -No Smasher not with the food stamps your family usually gets -BUT with a ass whooping, WHAT do you have to say about that Woody?? Men Gives ME a Woody, Driver: Now I's going to be at a golf course. again and play golf.. man I am never seen with a female only Prescott. Man I swear, the status of the TWW is really going to the dogs -it's more like a disease to the wrestling world with people like Woody Driver in it. Man they are idiots on the roster huh? Just look over it a few times; I am sure you'll see quite a bit of fools. Fools like Smasher who couldn't mind his own business BUT boys beat Sazuka if you can otherwise shut the hell up cause tomorrow that damn title is Sazuka's!!...:: ((... The scene opens up with a shot of the dark night sky; you can see a few stars in the sky. And a few darker clouds. And can tell it has been raining but has stopped now. As you stare into the TV wondering what the heck is going on the camera suddenly zooms down and you can make out a small airfield. It has a rather long paved runway along side the grass with lights going up and down the runway. Then as you struggle to see and get a headache like you do when so you Smasher wrestle you can make out a few blinking lights in the sky.. The lights get closer and closer until you can make out a plane; YES it's Sazuka's private jet coming in for a landing. The Wrestling press and news media have been waiting on Sazuka's arrival for several hours and finally it has paid off as the plane comes in for a touchdown… you hear the wheel brakes come on and see the engine close down with some smoke out of the turbines.. The plane almost stops then turns and faces the crowd of people. A man comes running out of one of the hangers and releases the planes door. Then out steps Sazuka and the flash bulbs go off like crazy as Sazuka looks over the crowd of people, then right behind Sazuka out steps Stacy and some more camera bulbs go off.. they precede to walk towards the crowd and when they get close enough reporters start to talk Sazuka and Stacy try to keep walking and you notice a small hardcopy book in Stacy's hand...)) Reporter: Mr. Sazuka sir, can we get your comments on your last match? How you feel about the PPV? Reporter#2: You think you'll win the match and take home the TWW Extreme title? Stacy: Calm down calm down people. Sazuka will talk in a few moments; he does have jet lag and would like a doughnut or something to eat -so if one of you good fellows would be so kind to get Saz a doughnut and a Pepsi we'd appreciate it and then proceed to answer any of your question… BUT not until then, got it? ((...They proceed to walk towards a hanger were Sazuka's car is parked waiting on them. Sazuka doesn't look tired just a little pissed off either by all these people bugging him, or by Smasher interfering in his match or by Woody Driver still breathing, who knows really. But inside the hanger you can see they're no airplanes just a blue/green BMW Z3 -Sazuka's car, Stacy and Sazuka stop and finally some dude brings Sazuka a bottle of Pepsi to drink and a bag of chips, he opens the soda and takes a swig then starts to talk ...)) Sazuka: Well to answer your first two question, WHAT or how can I feel about my last match? I was doing good, I had Woody beat and he knew it, and if it wasn't for the TWW's resident low carder Smasher coming down to the ring and smacking me in the head with something -YES I would of won, all Smasher did was piss me off and fuel the flame and he'll get his at the PPV I guarantee it - but it doesn't really matter, its over, said and done in my book, I'll get some pay back at the PPV that you people can count on. As for your second question, YES I do think I'll win the match, what kind of stupid question is that? YES I will leave the Raleigh Entertainment and sports arena in Raleigh North Carolina with the Extreme title it's as simple as that, I'll just go out there and do what I do bust and make no mistake about it Woody and this goes for you too Smasher -I will make both you boys/girls hurt you got that? Reporter#2: What if Prescott interferes he has been known to do that you know Sazuka: Well.... Stacy: (Interupts Sazuka) Let me answer this one, Woody seems to rely on Prescott either to interfere or hand him a golf club or whatever -Woody goes and says my man Sazuka is a disgrace to wrestling, YET the golf playing goof has cheated in all of his TWW matches. Well Woody you can have your lackey/caddy/lover/sex partner/dad/mom or whatever Prescott is to you try to help you all you want. I'll be there to make sure him and his little girly figure don't do any damn thing to ruin my mans chances of winning that title… you got that Prescott? Maybe you should write it down or something Sazuka: What she said. But Woody you beat me, cheated like always you little back stabbing son of a bitch, but you beat me, BUT you only double bogeyed the damn hole my friend -this war is far from over. You know you stink at wrestling how you even got into the TWW is beyond me, I mean Swift and you listen Swift, you could of hired a good friend of mine named Attitude but hey, I guess you have something against female wrestlers, or females, she was 4 times as good as Woody and you KNOW it Swift. Woody seems a bit confident he'll win this match, * cough * Try and cheat….yet again * cough * but I got a taste of your low life tactics Tuesday night Woody old boy/girl and believe you me I will not make that mistake again. So you won, big deal did Prescott give you a kiss after the match? I bet he did, I mean Woody comes out here and half-asses everything knowing his good buddy -the guy who runs this place will give him a break, well no biggie Woody, I can understand I mean if you actually sat through on of your promo's you'd know you actually suck but hey do what you have to do, cheat, do 14-15 at the last minute, anything you feel your sorry ass has to do to win at the PPV, BUT listen to me and listen closely to retard who hangs around men cause women hate you just as much as myself does, when our match is over and the bell rings and Prescott is hovering over your lifeless body probably giving you mouth to mouth resuscitation trying to revive you, I will be the TWW Extreme champion and the only thing you can do about it is…..cut another interview at the golf course like you do every single damn time. You might of snuck a win over me last time, and please don't break your arm patting yourself on the back Woody cause it wont, and I freaking guarantee it wont happen again you got that? Reporter: Yeah! Woody Driver has been quoted as saying and I do quote "Why are your promos so long?" Sazuka: Well Woody, why does yours suck, why do you always do them at a golf course, why do you do so many at the last minute to try and take a cheap win out of someone who's probably out on a damn date and couldn't retaliate? Why are you so ugly, did you sleep with Swift to get a job in TWW? Wow! So many questions huh Woody, well you might not like my "hour long" promos but hell they've won me more than 26 titles and even two trophies I sat on my computer desk, HOW many trophies has them always at a golf course, always with a man, suck ass ones you do got you? huh? Stacy: You know, we've been doing this for over three years and Woody Driver is the cheapest bastard we've ever seen. He should get off the golf course and go to a bar and get a woman or something -sheesh Woody. You know I am going to prevent your lover Prescott from interfering in the match, you might as well give him a big smooch and tell him/her/it to stay in the damn back Woody Reporter: Yes Stacy, I noticed you're carrying a book… Stacy: You don't miss much do you? yes it's a book, try reading one sometime Smasher... Reporter: Anyway, I also noticed it was a golf book, are you and Sazuka going to take up golf or something? Stacy: Golf is almost as boring as a Woody Driver promo, why do you think he took that gimmick? Anyway NO, it's a book written by Woody Driver himself and if you can zoom the camera in closer you can see it…. ok ((...The camera focuses in on Stacy, she smiles it pauses for a moment then she holds out the book, it zooms in so you people can read it and if your Smasher and cant read…sorry ...)) Will Woody Driver have a book signing soon? ((... Ouch! Well anyway Stacy laughs and well we told you NOT to throw insults at Sazuka but ya'll didn't listen. Anyway the camera zooms back out then focuses on Sazuka again, he is trying to keep from laughing as he takes another sip out of his Pepsi ...)) Sazuka: You know I actually don't feel like answering anymore of your questions BUT I will tell Woody and Smasher this. You guys seem to think I am some sort of dude that will lay down and let you two jokers walk all over me at the PPV? Well guess again. Woody seems to think he is the king of gimmick matches, ohhh I've heard that one before, in fact some jack ass said that about a year or so ago -only thing you're king of Woody is cheating, taking cheap wins, and being boring as hell. I mean I caught Woody's Last promo on my flight here and well I got Woody-Lag and had to use a couple of airsick bags to relieve myself. I believe I made myself perfectly clear to Woody Driver or Woody is there some kind of retardation inflicting you *cough* Your promos *cough* You have no place in this sport Woody, and you actually think with your female physic, girlish ways, pathetic athletic ability and goat like intellect you're going to walk out with the title? I think not Woody, but to make sure you completely understand me, I will yell fore right before I kick your ass… got that? If you cant hear me get a miracle ear or actually clean out them ears of yours Woody. I've been replaying your last promo entitled "Woody and Extreme" over and over in my head and damn! I am embarrassed you beat me, I should be you suck Woody, HOW the hell you did I'll never know, well yeah I do know how -BUT I wont say it cause I am a bigger man than that.. Because I don't care really Woody, that match really doesn't count for me, be it my web mistress did mark it on my official web page, and she did inform me that's my 1st loss in 8 months and my 7th cheap ass loss in my three years of wrestling, you should be proud Woody, I mean sure you are a cheat and a underhanded jackass who needs to be taken out in the street and kick the hell out of. But that was just another insignificant match out of hundreds I have had, no big deal to me right Woody or should I say…..asshole, or cheater, or cheap tactics man, or just the future Mrs. Prescott? But enough about you Woody talking about you makes Stacy ill. Which does bring me to another man in the title match, Smasher Stacy: Smasher makes me ill too, keep saying looks aren't everything, yeah if your as ugly as a shaved horses ass like Smasher is then looks means nothing, BUT if your as damn sexy as my man Sazuka it means a lot Smasher, I believe its about time for your mommy to tell you about the birds and the bees and knowing your family she'll not only tell you but show you as well… Sazuka: Oh Smasher, the man who had to interfere in my match, and why? Did I interfere in yours? Seeing on how you're not bright enough to burp I'll tell you Smasher, NO I did not, yet you felt it was necessary to spit in the face of God himself just to be put on TV huh? Just to show your ugly ass, ratings killing mug on TV once again, I mean Phillips made a fortune selling milk of magnesia after people watched your match Smasher -wasn't that enough? Wasn't that what you wanted a win over a low life joker? Oh no! Right in the middle of our match when you should have been in the back going through other peoples lockers looking for a bite to eat, here you came, A 800lb gorilla comes wobbling down to the ring, stops, takes a big steamy crap and out pops Smasher to interfere in my match, but that's okay Smasher you'll get yours soon enough my friend but you know what you remind me of Smasher? you remind me of a woman has sex with a pile of crap -nine months later you were born that's what you remind me of.. BUT at the PPV the only thing going to smell like crap are you and Woody after I beat the crap out of you.. Then you can just go away and Woody can cut another 4.5 million promos at a golf course. Reporter: Just a couple more questions.... Stacy: No sorry, go interview Woody Driver he's either at the golf course or his mommy put him to bed already but Sazuka and myself have to get going, we got to get ready for the big PPV, have to get ready cause the TWW is going to crown a new champion and, well I wont tell you who it is but I will give you people a little hint he's the only man in the match who has a woman. now I know even Woody could figure that one out Sazuka: That's right ladies, tune in tomorrow night and set your VCR's on record cause the best looking man in the TWW is going to kick butt and take the Extreme title and the only thing Woody Driver can do is go golfing -again- and the only thing Smasher can do about it is be stupid -again- cause like it or not boys I will become the next Extreme champion and that is a damn fact… ((... Sazuka looks into the camera and this one goes out too all the ladies out there,not including Smashers beer swigging, pot belly mom, Sazuka cracks a smile then him and Stacy head off to there car and the scene fades out ...)) *** Fade to Black *** |
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