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| {The scene opens up in Raleign, South Carolina. The camera looks to be in a local church, where The Bandit is up at the podium, and The Mustang at the piano. This is all, since I don't want to ramble on for an introduction.} {There is a crowd seated, packed if you will.} --=THE BANDIT=-- And the Lord riseth his hand up, and called down upon me. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Oh He did! --=THE BANDIT=-- And when he called on me, do you know what he said? --=PEOPLE=-- What did he say? --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, he said CJ, young CJ, beware of Sinners, as they are nearing. With these words, I was puzzled. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Tell us why you were puzzled?!?! --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, I was thinking, sinners? Who could be a sinner? After long thought, I came to a conclusion, and do you know who it was? --=PEOPLE=-- WHO!?!? --=THE BANDIT=-- Three people....Eugene, Author, and MARTHA! --=THE MUSTANG=-- What makes them sinners? --=THE BANDIT=-- First off, they are lyers, which make them sinners. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Why are they lyers? --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, because they claim to be High Class, and I see them shopping at Goodwill, and dining at Burger King, ordering $.99 items, that's High Class? --=THE MUSTANG=-- No it isn't brother! --=THE BANDIT=-- Than, the biggest SIN of all...sexual relations between, the young, fertile Eugene, and the old, wrinkly, disgusting Martha. And that folks, is absolutely disgusting! --=PEOPLE=--(SCREAMING) PREACH ON BROTHER! --=THE BANDIT=-- I speak the Lord's words. --=THE MUSTANG=-- And speak them well. --=THE BANDIT=-- So, now I have found the Sin...now to rid the sin. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Brother Bandit. --=THE BANDIT=-- One minute Brother Mustang. Now, how to rid the sin. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Brother Bandit, the sermon is over, it is 10:00. --=THE BANDIT=-- I am sorry to hear this, but as always, all great things must come to an end. So, I bid you farewell, as next Thursday's special sermon, will be held again by Father Friar. {They people start making their way out, and Bandit and Mustang make their way back to the Church's dressing rooms.} {Walking in, and Bandit hops on the couch, and Mustang sits on the chair.} --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, that was great. --=THE MUSTANG=-- It sure was. But how are you going to rid the sin? --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, I look at it this way. The biggest sin within High Class, is Martha. The elderly lady who should be in a nursing home, and not at the ring. So it seems that she is out of the hospital, I am planning to put her back there, permanetly. --=THE MUSTANG=-- How do ya figure? --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, if she gets involved in the match, we just lay her out there. But if she doesn't, fine. But our main goal tommorow, is the titles. After we win, and all is said and done, and Eugene and Author are lade out from The Final Heist, and The Last Ride, then we make our move. This is when we make sure she stays away for good, I can't take seeing her anymore, and imagining her and Eugene, it's just wrong. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Yeah, you're right. See, if they had like Hannah Swift, and were doing that, I would be all for it. --=THE BANDIT=-- No doubt, but we aren't dealing with Hannah, and I don't think Hannah would go for those two. --=THE MUSTANG=-- So, what do you plan? --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, we go out, do our shindig, win the titles. Then, we grab the hag. Bring her in back, throw her in a body bag, and then in our trunk, and take off. Then, we head out to the ocean, throw her off in the good ol' Atlantic, and we don't have to worry about being sick, unneeded hospital visits, and all the crap we went through, so we get rid of three people in one night. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Sounds good, but where did you get this idea? --=THE BANDIT=-- Well, ofcourse Seinfeld, someone did it to Kramer. --=THE MUSTANG=-- Can we talk about Elaine? --=THE BANDIT=-- NO! Tell ya what, when we win tommorow night, and take care of our bussiness, I will take you to Hooters, sound good? --=THE MUSTANG=-- Oh hell yeah! --=THE BANDIT=-- Now, let's get out of her, and get to a gym. --=THE MUSTANG=-- All for it. {They walk out of the room, after changing, and get in their car, and head out.} |
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