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| (Mr.Showtime is in a Modell's Sporting Goods store.He is walking around and mumbling stuff.He picks up a bat and begins to speak.) Mr.Showtime-You know This Friday Night this bat could come in handy when me and Jake take on the Last Resort and 2ndIInone in a #1 contnedership match for the Tag Team Titles.Now look at this it is a weapons match so basically anything is legal.You see this Louisville Slugger somebody could get a realy bad concussion,or a really fucked up leg and that is exactly what I plan on doing at Mind Games.You see the ppv name fits our match perfectly in order to suceed in a weapons match you have to be able to handle it mentally and physically.I remember when I was about 14 years old I had a friend and let's just say his name was Samuel J Simeon.And at times he could be a real bitch.At times You should seen some of the things I wanted to do to his ass.You see he had this really big head and his brothers had some funny ass names and he always used to get pissed when i talked about them him and anyone else in his family.But i really didn't give a fuck because I was me and nobody could stop me from being me.So anyway all of the time that he pissed me off i actually had some crazy ass ideas running through my head.Times I wanted to pick up a stick lying on the street and make his head bigger than what it was already.There were times where I just wanted to beat his ass so bad with a Hockey Stick and a Bat that I couldn't stand to even look at him and that is exactly what is running through my mind right now.You see me and Jake want those belts around our waists more than anyone else.We have been tearing through the competition and we want to claim tag team gold.Now I have all of these crazy ass thoughts going through my head about what I am to do to these teams that actually are trying to make sure that they win the Tag Team Championships of the World and we don't.You see Mr.Swift or whoever the hell made the match did something totally stupid right there because see I doubt if when i get a Hockey Stick in my hand that I am gonna be able to actually stop putting a beating on those gay ass Last Resort Cats or 2ndIInone who probably won't show face anyway.This Friday Night Mindgames you can you bet your bottom dollar because when the smoke is clear,bodies laying everywhere when it is all said and done Da Brooklyn Beatdown will come out on top and we will leave to claim out shot at the TWW Tag Team Gold.Friday Night is SHOWTIME! (Camera begins to fade as Mr.Showtime walks to the counter with a shopping cart full of weapons.) |
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