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| **Scores......one of the biggest strip bars in New York is bumping. It Aint pt 2 by Scarface is playing as strippers are up on stage shaking booty for the cash and men are hollaring and hooting. Guys are in the back shooting some pool and talking crap, and everyone is getting drunk. Bouncers are all over the place just waiting to kick problem makers out. Smoke feels the air from ciggerettes and cigars. As everything is going on a limo pulls up outside and Justin Plant, Pepe Sufinstink along with Rayni and Daisy(former $tripettes)walk into the bar. Bouncers know who Bad Poppa is as he just walks right on in and heads to his usual table. He pulls out a cigar and lights it inhaling it slowly.** Bad Poppa: You know Pepe...I think you need to do alittle more managing and manage to get rid of a problem for me. Pepe Sufinstink: Aye mate! I know! I know! That Green Lan...I mean Diamond is getting on your nerves. I think its a part of his severe mental instability. Bad Poppa: There is no damn doubt that this punk has a problem with his mind. I hate people that have to keep on talking crap. If he keeps on with this goofy stuff not only will I beat that green out of his name...but I will go beat the hell out his redneck family. After I stomp his dads head in flat like a tire I will have fun with someone else. I know he wont like the drama...but im gonna **** his mamma. Pepe Sufinstink: Now Justin!! As your manager I must tell you to lower that profanity. Knowing the officials of the TWW you will probably be fined. Because todays society will fry you for this "violence" that you speak about everyday. They want to ban you on Capitol Hill my friend. Bad Poppa: Screw the politicians. It seems that Bad Poppa hasnt been able to get his point across.... I fear nobody. I am the "GOD" of wrestling. I am the Mack of Love. Damn baby you look good...come over here girl. **Justin looks at this fine stripper who has been staring at him from the stage. She steps off and heads his way standing on top of the table and doing her thing. Plant sits there with the cigar in his hand. Finally he hands her a $100 bill. She smiles and then sits on his lap.** Pepe Sufinstink: Say uh hey sweet cheeks...come give me some sugar baby! **Another stripper sitting at the bar next to another man looks over. She looks at Pepe and then.......flips him off.** Pepe Sufinstink: Yeah babe...well im not the ho around here! Nanny nanny boo boo! Bad Poppa: Give me a break Pepe....you couldnt get a prostitute if you paid her a fortune. But moving on man...its a good night. Im here having fun with sexy women and drinking some good s**t. But my main focus is how im going to beat down Green Diamond to climb the ladder towards my World title. You know Pepe...I saw Greens last promo...calling the guys in the bar..."lunatics". Didnt I just give a clean explanation of different lunatics? Lucky for him I was not there because I would have brought a cheese grater with me and FREAKING drug it into his forehead. Pepe Sufinstink: You know its getting boring speaking about him....lets talk about someone else...like Snake Eyes. Heh heh...Im glad hes here! I mean it use to be fun watching him lose every week. I especially loved picking on him. Poor little lad didnt know why we did it! Bad Poppa: *yawn....Oh yeah him...he is of no importance to me. If I ever feel like stepping on an ant though I will step on him. Him and Ax were two little boys trying to play at a mans level. Ill tell ya its a good night out. Im having fun drinking some whiskey and looking at sexy woman that want me. Say uh...Rayni and Daisy...I have a question. Would you two ever give Green Diamond a chance in bed? Daisy: Um...no! Hehe. Hes really weird...but you are so sexy. I love looking at your body...it is so.....perfect! Rayni: Even though we are just friends...even friends have can some fun in the bedroom! Mmmm yes!!! Pepe Sufinstink: *cough...Rayni...what about me? I work out everyday...plus I have everything going right for me! I am very intelligent and I have goals in life! Plus other women ive been with have called me a ferocious tortoise in bed! Grr baby! **Rayni rolls her eyes and Bad Poppa shakes his head.** Bad Poppa: You know I was thinking the other day. Why do people put up with pesky mosquitoes? Well my answer to that was...because most people are stupid and do not know how to get rid of them. But I do. Tomorrow night at Mind Games the first mosquito will be swatted. Hi name is Green Diamond. Then after him I guess I will go after Snake Eyes...no not because he is good. Because he really sucks bad. But because I want to reaquaint him with the Badpoppa Bomb. Hes so small and just annoys the living hell out of me. So Snake Eyes if you see this...after I hurt Green Diamond...I will hurt you. There is one point I think I have not been able to get across yet....that I dont care if I win or lose in the ring. Because after that im going to beat my opponents face in...and I hope their loser relatives are watching in horror as I laugh. Pepe Sufinstink: Sorry for interrupting Bad but I think I should bring the Pepe tazer just in case Green Diamond tries something cowardly to beat you. I know his type...hes a goofball and tries to hide how bad he is talent wise. Everyone that has seen him knows that he is wise with words...but many people I have spoken to have said he is a joke in the ring. Its all facts I tell ya! All facts! **Pepe looks over at Plant who was not paying attention macking on the three ladies with him. They are all hugging on him and giggling. Pepe gets up and heads over to the dance floor. As the cameras start to shift back to Plant you can see Pepe get slapped by another woman.** Bad Poppa: Alight girls....I will finish dicussing things on my first PPV in the TWW real quick then the Planthype cameras will be turned off so you three can give me a little private handicap three on one bed match. Because I have the best looking body ever seen..... So this last message is for all of the TWW wrestlers and the executives with the referees. I do not care about what you want me to do. Because Bad Poppa Plant does things his own way...the best way. You idiot refs better count the same way each time...because if their is just one little flaw...I will break your jaw. To the roster here.....I will party all night long, get two hours sleep, beat you all down, then go back to the party. Because I finish fueds fast. I spit on the TWW name and its moronic fans. This buisness is about money...not fans. The fans are who I hate most. They are the biggest hippocrites of all. Either you are a big face doing good..or your a funny jacka** like Green Diamond...or they do not have anything to do with you. If they dont like how things went they boo you and thrown things at you. You dumb rednecks need to show some proper respect to me...im the "GOD" of wrestling and there is nothing you can do to stop me either. Every night im out in my ring...I will spit facts about the problems with you fans. Whether its all you women getting pregnant, people going to prision, or just hillbilly flunkies working on a farm. I have a whole list to talk about. So screw you because I am better. I am rich. I have everything. And you fans dont! Hahaha. Geah! Im outta here. ** Justin gets up and the three women follow him to the limo. Pepe stays in the Scores continuing to be put down by women for his unusual "charm". The Planthype Production cameras fade to black. You want to know what makes me click?? My psychiatrist says ive got the.... MIND OF A LUNATIC |
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