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| ::... Could Woody Driver and Smasher get any dumber? I mean sure they try to insult Sazuka, but Sazuka doesn't care cause he can throw insults out with the best of them, I mean they actually think they're going to win this little match? I think not. Smasher goes out and hires a midget, well good for him, someone who is stupider and uglier and has less talent then him.. Well whoopty do Smasher, you think Sazuka gives a rats butt what you do and or think? Don't count on it Smasher, you can run your virus infected mouth off all night if you like it, it wont do you any good my man. As for Woody Driver. HA! You should feel pretty good that Sazuka did the job for you in Tuesday and keep your stupid golf playing mouth shut for a while. But we'll wait about 5-6 minutes before the deadline and watch you cut 5 or 6 of your "golf course" promos! Ha! Woody you're a disease to the wrestling world, you make this thing we call sports entertainment a bad place to be in, you say Sazuka was a disgrace to wrestling, well Woody you're a disgrace to human kind, you make a drunken chicken look like a great athlete -Smasher thinks cause Sazuka said if he didn't win he'd leave the TWW cause to get him an easy win, NO Smasher Woody Driver gets easy wins, I mean Saz is a sought out wrestler my man, he can go anywhere and do anything. He doesn't need the TWW and he surly doesn't need his career screwed up by wrestling the likes of you two no bodies and that is a damn fact ...:: ((... The scene opens up with a nice shot of a city street, downtown Raleigh North Carolina to be exact and if you don't know WHY Sazuka is here, well the PPV, Mind Games are going to be held here tomorrow night. All kinds of activities are going on, the PPV Mind games is going to be HUGE to say the least, if you look closely you may, just may get a glimpse of a TWW superstar going into a sporting goods store or maybe Woody Driver going into a golf store, or Smasher digging through a dumpster for some food, or GTA molesting a old woman,.. And it's a beautiful day too not many clouds in the sky, nice cool whether, sure you'll never see any of TWW's top stars well not until tomorrow night. But you know today is your lucky day I might add cause we are going to catch up with Sazuka and his valet Stacy while they have something to eat. Sure Sazuka hates both Woody Driver and Smasher -and JUST like every other woman on Earth Stacy hates those two too. And as always ladies set your VCR's on record cause the best looking man in the TWW is here and he's going to win the Extreme title tomorrow night. Anyway you see some people walking in and out of shops, happy as can be, cars motoring along the somewhat busy street. A few kids are running in and out a local Radio Shack store, as the camera pans around you can see a quaint little Italian restaurant with a outside eating area, it's a nice looking little place, wonderful for eating brunch at. Anyway as the camera zooms in you can make out Sazuka and Stacy setting at a table reading the menu. The table is round with a red table cloth on it and a red candle in the middle although not lit probably for night dinning which would be pretty romantic huh guys? *Dating tip#1 for Woody and Smasher, women love to go out and eat and if you ever get a date take them out, you can thank me later. Sazuka has on a blue Nike T-shirt and has his sunglasses hooked on the collar. They seem really interested in the menu as the camera pans down and zooms in on them, Sazuka does look as confident as ever, he knows deep down that he is a much better athlete then his two opponents at Mind Games and Sazuka knows that he will walk out of his match with the Extreme title over his shoulder and there isn't a damn thing Woody or Smasher can do about it either ...)) Stacy: Wow everything on the menu looks delicious to me Sazuka: Hmmmmm I guess I'll have the spaghetti platter and a large Pepsi Stacy: Yeah me too I guess, yell for a waiter ((... Sazuka waves his hands for a waiter, a waiter walks over and Stacy gives him their order, he wipes the table off, takes the menus and re-fills there water and walks off -Sazuka looks around and takes a deep breath, a breath of fresh air he kind of leans back in the chair and relaxes then looks around again and starts to talk ...)) Sazuka: Well Woody, Smasher it's a little over twenty four hours till our big match at the PPV, I know you guys are going to be ready and I damn well know I am going to be ready. All the bad mouthing the mud slinging will come to an end before to long and its put up or shut up time in the ring and our prize incase you goofs forgot is the TWW Extreme title; I know you guys wouldn't love anything more then to grab the extreme title, but let me warn you guys, it's going to be easier said than done cause I want that title more than you guys and I am going to give one hundred percent in that ring to get it and make no mistake about it, when the bell rings, I will walk away with that title got it? Good!! But lets talk about the Extreme title for a moment, sure it's a stepping stone in the TWW, its probably a one way ticket to the top prize the TWW world heavyweight championship and you know I would like nothing more then to have that title and YES it will start tomorrow night when I am crowned new Extreme champion. The Extreme title has a strange history doesn't it? I mean it used to belong to Dyson, then Chris Matthews got all liquored up and stole it -see kids drinking will get you nowhere in life UNLESS you want to end up like Matthews a thief and a wrestling has-been and I know you don't want that. Drinking is not worth it kids, take it from me, your next hero. Chris drinks cause his life sucks and to make his woman look better and believe you me, it's not worth it. But the Extreme title was never lost was it? Nope! It opened up a huge opportunity for 3 new comers; one of them is ME of course. And I am going to do everything in my power to win that Extreme title. Then enroll Matthews into a Betty Ford rehab clinic before he steals it again, I mean Dyson has had a hard time in TWW, first someone steals his title then Syth steals his wife? Wow! But that doesn't matter, what does is I get my shot at that vacant title and if those two cockroaches think for a second I am walking out without that title they have another thing coming. Cause Woody, Smasher you two never-will-bee's will find out first hand what I can do when provoked and both you no talent monkey slappers have pissed me off. So get ready for a first class ass kicking.. Stacy: Smasher called me a bimbo! But do I call you son Smasher? Did I give birth to you? Hell no, so I am not a bimbo got it? A scooter in a two car garage, now did I marry that buck toothed retard you call dad? NO, you have gotten me mixed up with that gigantic monster whom you call mommy, I know you probably miss her and cry for her all night, but sorry Smasher I am not your mom stop calling me her nick names… Sazuka: Smasher calls me cheap then he talks about my woman, and then he brings his lover out a midget who he got rid of cause the midget made his manhood look tiny and Smasher got embarrassed. But Smasher you can talk about something you know nothing about all night, a woman, the fact of the matter is she's not in the match I am, I mean I could come out here and talk about your woman all night -wait! You don't have one, sorry. Anyway you think that cause I said I'd leave if I didn't beat you guys is a cheap way to win? Sorry is my name Woody Driver? I think not, I know it's hard for you to comprehend anything Smasher being one of the stupidest goat-brained retards on Earth, but I meant what I said and I didn't say it for a cheap win, I could care less and YOU know it. The fact of the matter is this, I've beaten people 5-6 times better than you and Woody 2 years ago and I don't need to be lowered to the level of a low carder and wrestle you two jokers.. Got it? GOOD!! You say I'll go to an easy federation.. Hmmm I've been in FWF and IWO, two of the top places in the world have you? Huh? Huh? Probably not you go where your friends run the place like Woody does and get easy wins cause in reality you guys are no better than the sweat off my ass… understand Smasher? So Smasher try to put words in my mouth, try to look like your almost as intelligent as a tampon BUT it wont work cause I have been in this business far to long to listen to cheap jackasses like you and Woody Driver. SO what I want you to do Smasher is call that trailer park you live in, call your mom/aunt/cousin/niece -they're all the same person, and remind them to watch you get your ass kicked all over the ring tomorrow night understand? Yeah I know I never interfered in your match the reason you did mine is simple -you cant get a date, you hate Jesus and you're a total jackass who should be shot in the middle of the street and at Mind Games tomorrow night I am going to slap you around that ring like one of your two moms should of done when you were a child! You got that Smasher? Your talk is cheap, your promos are cheaper and your wrestling ability is about as cheap as your 45 cents a minute mother. I know what you're thinking Smasher :Duh! But yous going to quit for a cheap win" again the only thing cheap about this match is your family will get it cheap on pay-pre-view with there welfare check. So all you need to do Smasher is actually show up. Have someone drive you to the arena or even though the card is tomorrow you can be at the arena now,.. Oh and tell all the females in your family -well the ones without facial hair that is. To watch are match to see what a real man looks like.. Cause that damn title is mine and an ass kicking is yours so we'll come out even right? Am I right? Of course I am I'm always right Stacy: Hope they hurry with the food Sazuka: You mean you can eat after I talked about Smasher? Stacy: Argh! shut up! ((... Stacy takes a drink of her water and gets up and walks toward the ladies room, probably really sick cause well would you eat after talking about Smasher? I think not, Sazuka looks at her then laugh. He then finishes drinking his complimentary water and relaxes some more. Stacy comes walking back out and sets down ...)) Stacy: Don't ever do that again Sazuka: Ha! Anyway this brings me to Woody Driver, I caught his last interview, or was it his first, or maybe 8th, or was it the 6th who knows cause they're all the same damn thing yeah you're at a golf course, your talking with Prescott bla, bla, bla. We got the idea the first 5 times you did it Woody, And this man is 3-0? Something fishy is going on here aren't they? I mean if a man who stinks so bad like Woody Driver is 3-0 and one of the suits say "he's got game" well do the math… and you figure it out… can we say friends I believe we can I mean if all the TWW's going to do is try to flush my career down the shitter along with the TWW maybe I should leave. And that was what I was getting at Smasher not for a cheap win you nimrod. Look around you Smasher, open your eyes. He beat you too…HOW? You see Smasher I said I'd leave cause I really don't care, you can stick here and well do what you have been doing.. Working hard doing your best and getting nowhere but me? I'm smarter than that people; I know when I am being railroaded. And frankly I don't stand for it. But you can stay I could care less. And Woody? I know while you're at the golf course -again- talking with Prescott -again- you'll brag on how you beat me and Smasher cause well you know WHY you beat us what I want to know is HOW, anyway you'll probably go on and on like your other repetitive promos on how your going to cheat and win the TWW Extreme title, well son it's easier said that done now isn't it? You know it is, use a golf club if you wish cause goodness knows you couldn't win without cheating now could you? Have Prescott interfere on your behalf I actually don't care, I don't care if you win or lose the thing I do care about is this, I am going to beat the living hell out of you and love every minute of it -that title will be mine make no mistake about it. I will become the nest Extreme champion cause look at the fact Woody, I am better than you, a cheap win over me means nothing, just proves to me that you're one untalented, sucky, and totally despicable competitor and should just hang up the boots to give wrestling its dignity back right Woody? You know it is. You may think cause you snuck a win from me before Woody that you can do it again? Don't count on it Driver. Oh hell no cause tomorrow night, I am going into that match with one thing on my mind and its NOT the Extreme title it's beating the living hell out of you and get the satisfaction that you didn't leave with that title. That's all I am worrying about. but if you think for a split second I don't have my eye on that title your crazy Woody, cause by hook or by damn crook I am leaving with it while you? Well you'll be lucky just to leave is all I have to say about that. So I guess you can brag you pulled the wool over my eyes once cause I'll be dammed if it's going to happen again Woody I guaran-damn-tee it Woody, Just show up… ((... Finally the waiter returns with their food, he hands them both a plate and their drinks and walks away. The spaghetti is hot as you can see steam coming up from it. Sazuka takes a bit out of his then takes a sip of his beverage, Stacy just looks at hers, she's probably going to let it cool down or is still sick that Sazuka mentioned Smasher while waiting on there food -she blows on her spaghetti a moment then take a careful bite followed by a drink ...)) Stacy: Hey this is pretty good, how's yours? Sazuka: Not bad not bad at all.. Stacy: This is almost perfect, a beautiful day, a wonderful meal and tomorrow night you'll be TWW Extreme champion, what more could we ask for? Sazuka: Nothing, life is good isn't it? ((... They continue there meal and out of nowhere someone recognizes Sazuka and walks up to him, it's a man and a little girl, probably Sazuka fans, even though Sazuka loves giving out autographs he hates it when he is busy or eating, yet Sazuka obliges them and gives them his autograph with a smile -WHAT? Did you expect Sazuka to beat up a 6-year-old girl like Andy Extreme or something? I don't think so he loves the fans. And if Woody Driver had any he'd know what Sazuka means, Sazuka smiles and eats a little more of his food, he drinks some more Pepsi then sets the glass down ...)) Sazuka: You see I am the most fan friendly guy in the TWW and yes this fan friendly man is going to become the TWW Extreme champion tomorrow night, now I am sure that Woody and Smasher are going to have something to say about that, but do we actually care? Do we want to care what they think? No way we don't they're not worth even thinking about and when this match is over and I am the Extreme champion I am going to put both of them guys on the back burner and just forget about them, cause they mean nothing to me except another match, a match that means 2 things to me really, one I get to beat the hell out of Woody and Smasher and 3 I get to grab myself a TWW title, now who would ask for more? Ming Games is going to be probably the biggest and the best TWW pay-per-view to date and I am going to go out there and give it everything I have, give the TWW and it's fans every ounce of my blood and sweat that my body can handle and give them a match they soon wont forget and YES win myself a title in the process and after the match, I'll do a little celebrating with me woman while Smasher and Woody Driver wonder why they lost. Well guys you are going to lose for several reasons, one you both suck! And Smasher paybacks are hell my man, I haven't forgot what you did and I wont, you're going to get yours at the PPV. I can't wait to get my hands on you, you big old goof. And Woody Driver. Ha! What a buffoon he thinks he can win that title? Well he's got another thing coming cause I am hungry and I will do anything to capture that Extreme title tomorrow night Woody even if it means putting you out of your pathetic misery and yes I will enjoy every single second of the brutal beating I am going to give you Woody… I hope you're ready my friend… ready to be showed up, ready to be beaten to a bloody pulp and ready to look like a complete jackass in the ring..Cause one thing is for sure Woody I for one am sick and tired of hearing you run your mouth off, sure you say the same thing, do the same thing and always at the same place, BUT nevertheless I am sick and tired of it and YES tomorrow night I am going to make you pay along with Mr. Interfere in my match Smasher. Both you two jokers are going to see what a real athlete can do in the ring and I will. Do you understand what I am saying guys? I will walk out with that title and there isn't a damn thing you guys can do about it but cry and whine like a 4 year old wanting its bottle cause you two jokers are looking at the next Extreme champion like it or NOT!! Stacy: I like the idea, Sazuka TWW Extreme champion, has that good "ring" to it Sazuka: Yes, yes it does and make no mistake about it, I will win that title.. Stacy: Yes you will and I'll be there to make sure that goon Prescott doesn't stick his lame nose where it doesn't belong- in fact I am hoping he does so I can slap him around a few times. He looks like a wimp anyway. Sazuka: That's the spirit, you make sure nothing happens in the match and I'll do the rest, the rest being beating the stuffing out of Smasher and Woody Driver. Maybe taking Woody's nine iron and going yard on his ass with it a few times that should teach him a harsh lesson shouldn't it? You bet it should. HA! In fact I will show both you guys what I am made of and after a severe beating by me you guys wont be able to remember your names after the match, let alone walk out with that little title cause I am going to win it, take it all and do a little dance on both your heads.. Got it? Good! Stacy: Both those guys better think twice if they think they have a chance huh? Sazuka: Damn straight, but lets finish our dinner, head off to the hotel and get ready to win the Extreme title tomorrow night, I will see you two kiddos tomorrow night at Mind Games and remember, when it's all over and I am the new Extreme champion don't say I didn't warn you both… ((... Sazuka and Stacy continue to eat there dinner as the camera slowly pans around the whole restaurant -then it just fades out ...)) ::... If you people think you've saw the best in Sazuka you guys have another thing coming its just a little over 24 hours, one day, until Sazuka climbs into the ring with Woody Driver and Smasher goes on to beat the living, breathing hell out of both of them and walk out with the Extreme title and YES you can only order it on pay-per-view, maybe if you save up and send Smashers family some cash they'll be able to afford it.. or buy themselves a new pick-up truck either way Smasher gets his ass kicked royally tomorrow night along with Woody Driver ...:: *** Fade to Black *** |
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