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| With the PPV one day away, people are still wondering about this guy, Green Diamond. Who is he? Why is he here? Is there a purpose to his shananagans... A house show, the night before the well-anticipated pay-per-view Mind Games, is going down in downtown Charlotte, in the Charlotte Colesium AKA The Hive. Lots of the less televised stars have been duking it out, trying to get the upper-management to notice them, and put them on TV. A match between Jacob Ladder and The Plantation Owner has just ended. The crowd is waiting in anticipation for the next match to happen. Then, a man with glasses jumps up into the ring. He goes in through the middle rope, and stands in the middle of the ring. He holds a couple of cue-cards in front of him, as he clears his throat and speaks. (MAN)- Hello! I'm Henry Garraty, an interviewer. Now, may I introduce to you. From Dallas, Texas: Green Diamond! The lights dim in the arena. The picture of a green diamond comes up on the Tidal-Tron. Then, a heartbeat is heard on the P.A. system. The diamond beats in rhythm with the heartbeat. Suddenly it quickens. Then, the heavy guitar riff in "What If" by Creed hits the P.A. The picture of the diamond explodes on the Tidal-Tron, and fades to show clips of Green Diamond beating up various people. Two green pyro's explode at the entrance, and out of the back comes Green Diamond. The crowd explodes in cheers. They love this guy. Green Diamond looks over the crowd, kind of confusedly, and then runs to the ring. He slides in on his stomach, and gets up in the middle of the ring. The music fades, and the lights return to full strength. Still in the ring is Henry Garraty. Henry kind of backs away from Green Diamond, as G.D. looks at him strangely. Henry speaks into the microphone, as Green Diamond gets his own. (HENRY)- Thanks for being here Green Diamond. It's great of you to take time out of your "busy" schedule of beating up jukeboxes and ruining family picnics to come and speak with us. Green Diamond cocks one eyebrow. (GREEN DIAMOND)- Well, your welcome Harry. Still, I pray, why do you say I have beat up jukeboxes or any of that other stuff. I have no idea what you are talking about. Please, go ahead and interview me. Henry Garraty shakes his head. (HENRY)- Very well. As everyone knows Mr. Diamond, you have a match on this Friday. It is against a man named Bad Poppa; Justin Plant. My first question is, why do you want to start out with Mr. Plant? (GREEN DIAMOND)- Well, the answer lies in my own intentions. I guess it was because he and I have entered at the same time, so it seems only fitting. I mean, I shall beat this man, no problem. He will be just the confidence booster that I need. Once I dispose of him, I shall be catapulted into higher rankings. I shall succeed there, and then I will be catapulted to even higher rankings. And after I succeed there, next, is the World Title. (HENRY)- So I take it that your goal here in the TWW is to get the World Title. That is basically everyone's goal who comes to any federation. Still, do you think that Justin Plant poses no opposition against you? (GREEN DIAMOND) Ham and cheese! Ham and cheese! Ham and cheese! (HENRY)- Excuse me? What did you say? (GREEN DIAMOND)- What? I was simply going to answer your question until I was rudely interrupted. Now, to answer your question. Yes, I believe he poses some opposition. Hell, mud wrestling a midget who is flayed in rabbit excretion and vinegar poses opposition. Anybody who is man enough to get into the ring with me poses opposition. I am not saying that I will cakewalk through this match. I'm just saying that I will win. No doubt about it. (HENRY)- So, are you suspicious of anything happening at Mind Games? Such as, interference in your match? (GREEN DIAMOND)- Well, no. I mean, what I have I done to piss anyone off. There might be interference, HAM AND NUTS, HAM AND NUTS, HAM AND NUTS, but it will be against that plant lover named Justin. Henry Garraty looks confused. He raises a hand, but thinks about it and puts it down. He then asks another question. (HENRY)- Now, Green Diamond. I want you to talk about this match. What are your feelings about it? What do you plan to do? What are... Green Diamond interrupts. He turns toward the camera. (GREEN DIAMOND)- I will score the winning touchdown. I am the fiercest tailback to ever play the game. I will score the winning touchdown. I am the fiercest tailback to ever play the game. I will score... Well, all I have to say about this match is directed toward Bad Poppa. Listen, man. I don't really care if you have a problem with me. I reall don't. As I have said before, the reason that I do this stuff is to get some money so that I can pay off my loan shark... The Texas A&M linebackers shall be knocked to the ground! Yes!!!!... Ha, ha. Yes, I will beat you come tommorow. It's not a question of your muscles. I seriously could not give a damn about them. It's not a question of experience. That doesn't matter in the squared circle. However, it is a question of drive. Do you have a better drive than me. No! I am the one and only person who can put his body on the line for an hour, or two, and then go home and make a HAM, CHEESE, and NUTS sandwich. I'd like to see you try that, Bad Poppa. You can be training all you want right now, because it really doesn't matter. I have too much riding on this match, 5,000 dollars to be exact, and I HAVE to win it. Therefore, prepare thyself! You're getting a war on your hands. Green Diamond drops the mic. "What If" by Creed hits the P.A. system. Green Diamond raises his fist to the crowd, receiving a good reaction. He then slides out of the ring, and runs to the back. The camera follows him as he goes. As Green Diamond is walking through the halls, the father that Green Diamond beat up two days ago at Central Park comes out of nowhere, from a corner, and pushes Green Diamond against the wall. (FATHER)- Think it's funny man? Do you?! You like making a fool out of me in front of my children?! Well, do you?! I'm gonna rip your spine out from... (GREEN DIAMOND)- Ha, ha. HAM AND CHEESE! HAM AND NUTS! Green Diamond stomps on the mans toe. He then delivers Greenish Death on him. The man is laid out. Green Diamond runs off with the man laying on the floor. The camera watches him as he goes, and then... fade to snow. Green Diamond has spoken |
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