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| [Click! The camera feed slowly but surely picks up, as the picture slowly fades in. Suddenly the scene pops up on the television. The scene is clear, Woody Driver is sitting in his living room, reading a newspaper. He suddenly puts it down. His face is solemn, he is angry. He speaks with authority] Woody Driver: "What is the point in conducting such a long interview? Haven't you two, Smasher, and Sazuka figured out that lengthy interviews are the ones that put people to sleep? I mean, Hello!" [Woody reaches over to a coffee table on his right hand side, he takes a sip of cofee, and speaks again] Woody Driver: "Sazuka, you are one funny pile of crap. Have you realized that yet? To critique your last interview..well, that would be impossible to critique that because it would take days. But, to make you look stupid, not that you haven't done that yourself, but I am going to comment on that a bit. First of all, my interviews are not all the same. Just because the most convenient time for me is at the golf course, doesn't mean they are all the same. Prescott is always in them, your ugly girlfriend is always in yours. This shows me that you obviously don't read my interviews, because I don't say the same exact thing..like you do. You really do, obviously your mind isn't in your interviews either! I got game? Well, maybe the staff here is just smart, and can see that talent!" [Woody Driver pauses, and then speaks up] Woody Driver: "Sazuka, I am undefeated because I work hard. What does the staff have to do with me fighting a wrestling match!? Did you see the staff out there holding you back so I could win? Did you see the staff doing anything so I could win my match? NO, I am just that much better than you are, my friend. Fan friendly? Who gives two hoots about the fans, they don't mean anything. The last time I checked, they didn't even like you but, you know. I mean, you keep saying that you are going to become the extreme champion, but that is highly, and I mean highly doubtful. Look at who you are facing, think about the situation, and tell yourself you are going to win. I am willing to bet that you can't say you think you are going to win honestly, because all you do is complain that I am undefeated. Maybe if you stopped complaining, and start conducting worthwhile interviews, not pieces of crap such as your last one, and the one before that, you would be somewhere. Well, that is really all that I have to say." [The camera fades out] |
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