I have figured out why I am alone. He hasn't asked me out because I don't forward emails. I guess all of those dire warnings that if I forward to 0 people, I'll never have a boyfriend are true. Alas, ye gods of the internet, ye mocketh me eternal. It would seem that we've become a couple by default or something. If it's the common opinion, it must be true? It eliminates the uncertainty of actually having to ask a girl out, but I'm still holding out for him to do it.
And I hate computers.