untitled
your lips are red
your eyes are blue
I can think
of nothing, but you.
(I wrote this in 7th grade or was it 6th?

I call this Debbly
(this of course is a joke)
Once upon a time I fell for her,
her name was Debbly
her hair like gold
eyes crystal blue
Its in those eyes I find myself drowning,
for they are the
bluest and fiestiest ocean
They pull my soul in
And now I am forever her's,
At first, those eyes seem fiery hot
but once I let myself wade into them
I found them to feel cool
yet warm
Upon my flesh.
When she gazes upon me
and I on her
~I am at peace...
-2000

Alone and Lonely
Dearest Lover,
I Love you like no other.
but, when the wind blows
and I have a chill-
you are nowhere to be found

Its ok though-
cuz I know you have work.
But I get lonely at times-
When I have noone to talk to
When you are gone,
and can't be reached-
I get sad.

When everyone is gone
And of course
you too,
It seems as though everything is lost
Why?--I don't know,
I only know:
I'm lonely at times,
and it hurts.
-2000

Peeing on Deb's Bed.
When I sit on Deb's bed
I can't help myself
I wet myself
When I need to pee
I squeal with glee
All the way
to Deb's bed
Oops I messed up the spread...
-2000

Nate Ho
When I first met Martha's Ho,
I didn't think much.
But when he showed me his abs
I thought he was better
When he laughed at my joke,
I thought he was great,
But yesterday he dissed me
and I felt hurt.
(so)I concluded that
He was just a jerk.
-2000

~totally fictional~

Tom the Cross-Dresser
When I first met Tom I thought he was a regular guy
but when I saw his buff chest
he became the apple of my eye
then I saw him crossdress
I figured I was wrong
When our RA was gonna go
we tried to get him in a thong
he said he'd wear a tuxedo (thong)
I thought he was buff
but when I saw the dudes in my mag
I knew he wasn't hot stuff
-his hairy chest made me gag
Last night I got him in mini-skirt
He was as sexy as can be
He acted like a big flirt
-2000

Sticky Ricky
My pal Ricky
makes me feel sticky
Why? I don't know
But in the snow
I bumped into him
the light was dim
but try as I did
I was stuck like a jelly lid
(with old jelly in its tracks)
I had to remove my coat
he felt like a goat
And smelled like one too
everyone said "ewwww"
I was frozen to the bone
all the way home
I hope he does the math
and takes a bath
-2000 ~fictional~

Pikachu (Kat)
The 1st time I slept with my roommate,
I thought she was Pikachu.
She gave up her bed
so my guests could rest.
I slept on the edge-
I was afraid I'd be shocked.
She wedged against the wall
probabaly afraid of my cooties.
I looked over at her
and i thought she was cute,
in that Pikachu sort of way.
I often try to convince her
to say "Pika Pika...PIKACHU!!"
but she refuses.
She did it once,
for a cookie.
-2000

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