And I proudly welcome you to my humble GS section!

Proud and humble? You're being contradictory.

*gasp**gasp*

What? What's wrong?

Y-y-y-you... You used a big word!!!

I assure you, while my level of intellect indeed seems to be a questionable thing at intervals, I am quite brilliant, if I may attempt to refer to myself that way without sounding haughty.

*stare**stare*

AAAAAAAhhhh! *runs away*

AAAAAAAAhhh! *runs away*

YES! Now I have the GS section all to myself! Where'd I get those lines? Ivan told me that I'd be able to scare off anybody by saying those words! *grin* What does contradictory mean? I have no idea. *goes to sleep*


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