Are you an Apple Scruff? Let's find out:

• You know what an apple scruff is.
• You name some of your stuffed animals that could possibly be Beatle related after the Beatles. (Like a Walrus: "I Am The Walrus")
• Your room, binder, folders, locker etc are covered with Beatles pictures.
• People see any of these items and think you're weird. You can't figure out why.
• You have a Beatles website.
• You have seen all of their movies.
• You like the Lord of the Rings just because the Beatles did.
• You own all of their albums.
• You write a 25 page report on them in school.
• Any stranger could look at you and tell that you like them.
• Your teacher(s) know that you love them.
• You've memorized all of their songs.
• You can name all of the "Paul is dead" clues.
• You constantly quote them and their movies.
• You dress in 60's style.
• You like all the 60's popular colors.
• You say "groovy" a lot.
• Your friend uses your locker. He/she doesn't want to be seen using it because they don't want any one to think that they like the Beatles.
• You write lists like this.
• You would rather listen to the Beatles than Christmas music in December.
• When meeting someone new, the first question you ask is, "Do you like the Beatles?"
• You're listening to them now aren't you?
• You are seriously considering naming one of your children after one of the Beatles
• Or maybe you're considering naming him/her Beatle or Beatles.
• Everything you write in school has the Beatles twisted into it somehow.
• You memorize their movies, but you still can't figure out that darn radius in math.
• Your new goal in life is to become a guitarist.
• You've read this far.
• You send Paul and Ringo birthday cards, Christmas cards, Valentine's Day cards, Easter cards, hope-you-get-well-soon cards, Hello-I'm-a-big-fan cards, and Hey-check-out-my-website cards.
• No matter how old you are, you have had a crush on one of the Beatles at one point in your life.
• You have used up lots of space on your hard drive because of songs and pictures.
• You have read all the way through the Beatles Anthology.
• At family reunions, your family asks you Beatles questions, and you get everyone right.
• Your friend says some words out of a Beatles song (without meaning to) and you automatically think of that song. (If they say speaking words you finish: of wisdom. Let it Be.)
• You talk about them so much, your best friend has dreams about them.
• You have a dream about smiling and floating people with huge flowers. (From Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds)
• When you listen to Revolution #9 backwards and make sense of it.
• When you can wear Beatles shirts to school every day for a month without wearing the same one twice
• When you raise your hand in English class during the explanation of a research topic and before you open your mouth the teacher says, "Yes, you can write yours on John Lennon."
• When you freak out at the Chinese restaurant because the "Learn Chinese" section of your fortune tells you how to say, "She Loves You" in Chinese...
• You've been singing Beatles song out loud for the last ten minutes... and you didn't even realize it.
• All your friends' parents love you because they can talk to you about the Beatles
• All of a sudden your hearing Beatles songs and theres no source of music on
• You start thinking/talking in a Liverpudlian accent (on accident) and you're not from Liverpool, or even England!
• You watch the Beatles 'music videos' so much, you've memorized every single move they've done in it.
• You've seen one or more of the Beatle cartoons. (By the way, I know a website where you can watch them. If you want to watch 'em, e-mail me.)
  
  Some of these were taken from Beatle Links.net