John: I now declare this bridge open!
Reporter: Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
Ringo: Well, this one has. You know, it's stuck on good and proper now.
Reporter: How did you find America?
John: Turned left at Greenland.
Reporter: What would you call that hairstlye you're wearing?
George: Arthur.
Man on train: I shall call the guard.
Paul: Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know. C'mon let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie.
George: That's not your grandfather.
Paul: It is you know.
George: But I've seen your grandfather he lives in your house.
Paul: Have you seen that little old man we were with?
John: Ah, we've broken out now the blessed freedom of it all. Have ya got a nail file these handcuffs are killin' me. I was framed! I'm innocent! I don't want to go!
Paul: Sorry for disturbin' ya girls.
John: I betcha can't guess what I was in for! *wild laughs*
Memerable Quotes from 'Help!'.