| The Official Rules and Regulations Of Fat Girls Annoymous |
| 1. When given the oppurtunity not to walk, drive. 2. always finish your plate of food. always. 3. make up inside jokes that involve food 4. when meetings occur, a brown paper bag must be worn over your head. hey! its annoymous for goodness sake!!!! 5. make up excuses to not do stuff... i.e. "i can't, i'm too fat".. etc. etc. 6. make official documentaries, for example MTV Diary: Life of a Fat Girl 7. make up songs about food (lol kc and nelly) 8. when attending fireworks, always point out the ones that look like food! 9. when, but mostly if, working out, always pick the TV to watch while working out that is known for its plentiful food commercials or the food network. hey, it gets me motivated! lol 10. In addition to rule #9, it is required that one must place food as an incentive to work out, for example while running on the treadmile, you can place a twix bar just out of your reach 11. when given the oppurtunity to advertise the club, do so. (example: on scenery for a play that you are in) 12. give each other nicknames that involve food! 13. never do physical fitness in pageants! fitness is the DEVIL!!! lol 14. Always eat with TWO forks... you get more in that way 15. weekly trips to the mall food court are a must 16. Everything just tastes better in pairs - 2 sandwiches, 2 snacks, 2 drinks - example of a perfect lunch! |
| President- Sarah Carter Vice President- Melody Gray Secretary: Casey Cipriani Honorary Fat Girl- Dustin "Martha" Flannery janelle carter & lisa connelly tom morris was kicked out because he sometimes "forgets" to eat. :-) |
| to join FGA, be sure to follow rule number 4 and let me or melody know! |
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| muffin, cookie, ginger, brownie, frosting, cheesecake |
| Official Things of FGA Holiday- Thanksgiving and Fat Tuesday Food- Everything! (it is a fat girls club, you know) School Subject- Lunch :-D Mascot- a tie-dye sting ray |