| Quotable Quotes |
| -"my sister needs the shower in the mornings too, so we have to have allotted times for showers." - me "oh can't she shower outside? hey, don't you live by the river? well, there you go... buy her a bucket... a sponge... and tell her to try to not drown. i mean would you really mind is she didn't come back one day? i've plotted many times to kill my sister, but i've never had it so easy like you!"- la -"sarah carter, what are you doing tonight?"- sarah namm "i'm getting laid!" - me "she getting WHAT??!!!"- miss d "she's uh. getting paid"- bridget -"make like the hawaiians and get laid!" -annoymous - "i hope she doesnt kill me because then i wouldn't be alive and that would suck because i wouldnt be living."- me -"i'm sorry, what did you say? i was lost in your beauty!"- alec ferret (i mean ferrell) -"hey! look at me do the gargantuon 'i'm going to suck out your soul' face!" -"the carnival was happy, and then he killed someone and that was bad." - me, referring to a story in english class -"You think you're over this, bitch! Well, take this!!" -Maria on God's thoughts on love. -"The computer is like a god. You're having fun and wham! take this bitch! the computer disconnects!" - Maria on computers -"dont compete with me. i already won." - awesome quote, yo - "I hate dustin! i dont want him to be my daddy anymore! i want to step on his twisted toe!"- katie knobloch @ musical practice -"just looking at her makes me want to kill myself!!"- ron during chemistry about one of our favorite people -"yeah, we definatly need people to die-" mrs park during class one day -imaginarystar57: they are like oh. my. god. -"he's got treats in his boxers..."- stacey, trying to get her dog to attack her brother instead of her -Auto response from meLodY132 9: "my id works fine but then my overactive superego makes me over-apoligize and my anal personality makes me apoligize for EVERYTHING and that makes me socially undesirable, which gives me low self-esteem...no wonder i'm such a weirdo! (look at me i'm sarah carter! hehehehe)" -"Leave it to me! I can seduce Mrs. Park!"- Dan to the substitute teacher that laugh like a hyena (haha) -"hey, wanna boff?" - alana at barna's cast party explaining what those terms were in "her day" -"I think I look sexy without pants"- alex in the middle of our 1st NHS meeting -"I really wanted to come out!"- stacey around maybe 1 am at a cast party -"shes from germany"- me "ooooh, the russian girl?"- lisa b -caSey34543: sarah warah bobearah bananafana fo ferah me my mo merah.... sarah iMaGinaRysTar 57: casey, are you on drugs? -niacinamide3: when you say teehee it reminds me of teepee -"casey the sex muffin... bake me in your oven!"- me and casey (this joke will never ever die) -"the reverand is giving jesus head"- emily "i think thats mary!" -me "there must be a party in mary's pants"-janelle. (this was all during 'footloose' at williamstown) -"i had to make sure there's not a bug in my pants"- kat |
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