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30 noviembre 03

30.11.03

NOTES FOR A POLICE STORY:

Interrogation

"¿No habías pensado donde estuvistes?" the voice demanded.  I think that's what he said, or growled, rather, in my ear.  What?
     No sir, no.  No, I am telling it true, but it's just I never am 100% sure what anyone has said sometimes.  I don't want you to misunderstand and think I know anything.
     All right.  I'll just tell you what I know.  But remember my Spanish is far from perfect and don't think I know what I'm saying.  No, no... you don't have to... you don't need to, not again, I can
     AaaaaarrrRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa. .  .   .

Well frack now you've gone and done it again knocked him out what the hell huh?  Okay okay so yeah the only way we'll get anything is when he's half awake I get you yeah but well if you say it worked with the other one then we try again it's just I'm getting fracking tiried of being the good cop all the time, Angel.  Yeah, sure pardner, next time right.  Remember the one we did with... oh yeah.  He is coming back around.  Yeah don't sweat it if he wants I'll hold his hand again but remember -- next time you're the good guy not me.

Declaration

No, your honor.  I did not say it, not until they put the electricity on my head.  No, no other parts of my body no, no... excuse me I'm sorry I know it's not funny but... I can't help it ha ha he hee hee ha ha ha ha....

...done alright.  Thank you.  No.  I definitely plead Not Guilty.

Inquest Answer

As a matter of fact I did, but no, he didn't.  The....

Inquest Question

And no you, officer, in the course of your duties, regularly interrogate suspects?  What?  Yes, I mean subjects.  Do you?

The old lady who lives down the street saw.

Saw nothing, but heard the talking outside her window that Thursday evening just before she would have lit her lamp in the front reoom but she didn't, and listened. The two cops w ere talking in whispers, almost, but she heard almost every word through her dark lace curtains masking the open window.  One of them is named Angel.  She knows him -- he shot her dog two years ago.  It recovered all right, but always knows when he's coming around, now, even before he turns the corner on his beat down the block.  He puts his ears back and silently looks over at his old lady with a stare of fear and pain and she knows, Maggy knows.  That's probably why she didn't light the lamp that evening. Then she heard the footsteps. Then they stopped.

"Well, you get it?"
"Keep it down, will ya?"
"Okay, okay..."
A noise of clicking keys and handcuffs.
"Yeah, okay, they work.  Thanks."
"You own me one for this, Angel."
"Yeah, but remember last year."
"Uh huh.  What the hell you think I'm here giving you these for anyway?  Cause you and me, pardner.  To the death, right?"
"Right."

Then they went away.  But that was not what they told the inquest.  Said they were someplace else, eating at his house, not in this neighborhood, no.

The old lady, Maggie, though about it.  They still hadn't called her up front to speak.  Maybe tomorrow.

But then again, maybe not.  There were, after all, still those stolen jewels buried in her basement.  Yes.




We are walkers.  Not big superstar 5K 10K over the mountains and back again, no -- we just like walking around town and especially our neighborhood, the west end of downtown Tijuana.  Just the other afternoon Mikey and I were walking along Cinco de Mayo where it faces the park between 4ta and 3ra, and savoring the warm afternoon light of another autumn day in Mexican California and

The first thing a walking gringo should remember is always watch your step -- the sidewalks here have meter boxes missing their covers, and various cracks, holes and broken steps will interrupt your stroll and send you down Whack CRACK onto the ground if you ain't careful....   No, don't worry, Mikey's okay.  Just twisted his ankle, fortunately nothing worse.


The second thing is: When Crossing Streets and Traffic will require you pay attention to the signals and ALSO the cars AND the Driver's Eyes.  Remember: They DON'T Want to hit you or run you down, No.  But they Need to See you.

No, no, it was nothing, just a close call....

The look in the eyes of the man at his taco cart on the corner where all the cheap restaurants and street carts line up, yes, there, when he saw us leap out of the way of the squealing tires, now that was almost worth it

ZZZZOOOOOOoooommmmm Swish... ever feel the breath of the tiger beast rushing behind your back and just missing you with his claws mmmmm yes that was what it was like....

And WE looked both ways . . .  good thing we did....



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