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26 januenero 2004
6 snow moon 36 winter 48 spaceage

regreso a Tijuana - return to Tijuana

[Whitman @ gate]

in a question of design
I inject the word

line

in an injection of word
I project the line

flat

in a projection of line
I reject the flat

wall

in a rejection of flat
I subject the wall

electric

in a subjection of wall
I objectify

my electric border
body to skin to

sing                   I .

Mikey and Dani came back to Mexico after going up overnight for the family birthday party yesterday

and upon our return we decided to have a couple burgers in San Ysidro at "one" of the fastfood joints there near the gate....



that was the genesis of this next verse Mike scribbled in Dano's notebook

shortly before old gringo Willy met us and then read us his latest song





where were we...

oh yes... here....



crossing over the border between trashy fast hamilton burghers










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on the border
on the u.s. side

hamburger wars unite all
the usual subjects

the king, the jack, the ronald

where Mexicans say

"you make better burgers
we make better tacos"

aya pick up your bear therefore          
and follow a-cross with me.

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aya pick up your beeeeeefffff therefore          
and follow a-cross with me.







AHEM:

gratuitous wasted plug department, etc. or, dancing on the border of good "taste"

:

RE: Jack can be accessed at http://www.jackinthebox.com : WARNING!!: They say:
"All remarks, suggestions, ideas, graphics, data, names, addresses, phone information or other information communicated to Jack in the Box through this site or through electronic mail (together, the "Submission") will forever be the property of Jack in the Box."
Sigh. But we still love him....

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RE: the King can be accessed at http://www.burgerking.com : WARNING!!!: They say:
"Burger King Corporation is free to use any comments, information, ideas, concepts, graphics, photographs, music, artwork, copy, suggestions, know-how, or techniques contained in any communication that a User may send to Burger King Corporation through this Website or through electronic mail (together the "Submission")."
Sigh. But we still love him....

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RE: the clown Ronald can be accessed at http://www.mcdonalds.com/ : WARNING!!!!: They say:
"All remarks, suggestions, ideas, graphics, or other information communicated to McDonald's through this site (together, the "Submission") will forever be the property of McDonald's. McDonald's will not be required to treat any Submission as confidential, and will not be liable for any ideas for its business (including without limitation, product, or advertising ideas) and will not incur any liability as a result of any similarities that may appear in future McDonald's operations. Without limitation, McDonald's will have exclusive ownership of all present and future existing rights to the Submission of every kind and nature everywhere."
Sigh. But we still love him....

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DEAR READER of tijuanagringo : at this very moment you have crossed over the border, there's the signpost back behind you, you have entered the twilight zone of corporate greed and no, strike that, rather say "protection" as good as any French letter french fries etc.

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Specifically, the border you have crossed, without perhaps knowing it, is that which stretches between hamburger nations of the world, and BOOM you are in the hamburger wars. No more cute little borderline poems... not real poems, only borderline poems hehe hehehehehehehe

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Sigh... but we have a sword in our hands.
And what is this sword called?





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fair usage, and citation











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which sword, we maintain, allows us to say, in quotes, these words:

" Burger King "

Booger Kinky
















" Jack in the Box "


Gag in the Bag
























" McDonalds "



Mc Vomit

















































ahem

meanwhile, on another planet where reality is spelled with a doublecrossed capitalistic T







heh language

















no








yes

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