Egoism, Unltd.

Subhuman? Inhuman? Trans-fatty human? More often than not, seen in less-than-convincing disguise. Self-appointed head of Ministry of Gentrification. Comes when called by "Mlle. Arnaude d'Usseau". So long, Marianne ... Enjoys long parks in the walk... Ersatz coffee burnt by campfire embers... Lovely moments aided by the symphonies of jackhammers... And springtime terrorist attacks on attavistic herb farms... Its time that we began ... Often found dancing... And painting naked ladies... These are the pastimes... Of the effete city-dweller... To laugh, and cry, about it all again ... Sews when inspired... Creates when depressed... Walks whilst wearing stilettos... Brandishing her heart as cold as embers... Don't I look FRESH?

THE STATS:
Name: Marianne Goldin
Birth: Painful (Ukraine)
Eyes: Working (Blue)
Dwelling: Great for Naps! (Seattle)
Height: Large Midget (5'9")
Creed: Likes to Purr when Scratched (Enjoys scratchy jazz records)
Firebombing Pref: None, Please (Will not consume blood sausages)
Care and Feeding: Swing [dirty word, innit?] Dancing and Eyebrow Plucking
Areas of Notoriety: Decolletage, Usage of words unknown to Man, Uncanny knowledge of Bus Schedules
Party Trick: Dangle arms whilst standing and bent over backwards
Unusual Pastimes: Depression Glass, Shellac, Ephemera, Urban Decay Appreciation (U.D.A.), Tourist BBQ
Words to Live By: "The best mode for living is the one that fits the least"

Subhuman? Inhuman? Trans-fatty human?

More often than not, seen in less-than-convincing disguise. Self-appointed head of Ministry of Gentrification. Comes when called by "Mlle. Arnaude d'Usseau".

So long, Marianne ...

Enjoys long parks in the walk... Ersatz coffee burnt by campfire embers... Lovely moments aided by the symphonies of jackhammers... And springtime terrorist attacks on attavistic herb farms...

Its time that we began ...

Often found dancing... And painting naked ladies... These are the pastimes... Of the effete city-dweller...

To laugh, and cry, about it all again ...

Sews when inspired... Creates when depressed... Walks whilst wearing stilettos... Brandishing her heart as cold as embers...

Ambiguously Fabulous is ©2001 by Marianne Goldin

Enjoys long parks in the walk...
Ersatz coffee burnt by campfire embers...
Lovely moments aided by the symphonies of jackhammers...
And springtime terrorist attacks on attavistic herb farms...

Often found dancing...
And painting naked ladies...
These are the pastimes...
Of the effete city-dweller...

Sews when inspired...
Creates when depressed...
Walks whilst wearing stilettos...
Brandishing her heart as cold as embers...

`Ambiguously Fabulous is ©2001 by Marianne Goldin`