*Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
*Man who run in front of car get tired.
*Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
*Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
*Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
*Man with one chopstick go hungry.
*Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
*Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
*War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
*Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
*It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
*Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
*Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.