Britney Spears
Is that bubble gum we smell? Oh, it's just you. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Your sweet, fun, flirty, yet a tad naughty (think Britney in her skimpy schoolgirl outfit). And just like the supercatchy hook "Hit Me, Baby, One More Time," people just can't get you out of their heads. Still mainstream as you are, you know just how to push the envelope (case in point: the infamous lolita-esque Rolling Stone photos). As for your shortcomings, well like B.S. and her army of dancers, stylists, and producers, you're smart enought to surround yourself with people who make you look good. OK, now for the bad news. You have a tendency to be, dare we say, tacky (Britney going commando at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards). Next time you find yourself wondering, "Is this too much?" it probably is.