Which Popular Character Would I Be? Sam McPherson - Hello Ms. Passive Agressive.  What's your problem?  It's gotta be something, it's always something.  Like working yourself up into a state of righteous indignation because your friend wasn't invited to a party.  Or freaking out over a stolen bio test.  And you want everyone to think it's because you're so worried about the moral gray areas and difficult decisions that go along with such situations.  But really, you just don't want to take sole responsibility for cheating.  In other words, you just don't want to look bad.  You create situations that will let you be bad without having to do obviously bad things.  And OK it's not like you to do it on purpose most of the time.  You really do have good intentions.  But you've also been known to interpret your personal desires as feelings for other people rather than the selfish cravings they are.  So how do you stop being so sneaky?  Try the honest approach.  Either go to the party or don't go.  Sneaking someone in is just kinda silly.  Besides, it rarely works out and the resulting mess makes other people wary of trusting you.  We wouldn't trust you.  Except maybe with our hair.  That you know how to work.