*Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
*For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
*I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
*I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
*Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
*If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
*If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
*If I want your opinion, i'll ask you to fill out the neccessary forms.
*Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
*I love being a writer...what I can't stand is the paperwork.
*There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
*Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
*Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
*There can't be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
*I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
*Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
*If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
*Car Service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
*Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
*Dain bramaged.
*Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
*Computers are not intelligent, they only think they are.
*Access Denied: nah nah na nah nah!
*C:/bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
*Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
*File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N)