*Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.*
*Windows: just another pane in the glass.*
*Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?*
*All computers wait at the same speed.*
*Enter any 11 digit prime # to continue.*
*All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?*
*Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.*
*Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!*
*Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...*
*Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.*
*Insanity is my only means of relaxation.*
*Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.*
*Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.*
*If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.*
*Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.*
*Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.*
*I've learned- that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.*
*I am willing to make mistakes, if someone else is willing to learn from them.*
*Today I will gladly share my experience and advice...for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so."*
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.*
*A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.*
*Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, & anyone going faster than you is a moron.*
*What does it mean to preboard? Do you get on before you get on?*
*Grow your own dope, plant a man.*
*All men are animals, some just make better pets.*
*Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.*
*I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.*
*WANTED: meaningful overnight relationship.*
*I need someone really bad...are you really bad?*