*East to the sea...West to the land...Death to the B*tch...who touches my man!*
*If you need a nickel...I'll give you my dime...if you need a man...B*tch don't F*ck with mine!*
*Roses are red...Violets are blue...God made me pretty...what happened to you?!?!*
*God created men first cuz you always need a rough draft before the masterpiece!*
*God loves stupid people...that's why he made so many men!*
*Only good girls go to heaven...I wasn't invited!*
*Sex is like pringles...once you pop...you can't stop!*
*Children in the dark cause accidents...accidents in the dark cause children!*
*I have P.M.S. and a gun...now what were you saying?!?!*
*It's not the size of the boat...it's the motion of the ocean!*
*Do you believe in love at first sight or do you have to walk pass me again?*
*Loves a sensation caused by temptation...a guy sticks his location in a girls destination...to increase a population...of the next generation...do you understand my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration?*
*Don't drink and drive...you might go over the bump and drop your beer!*
*God gave him brains and a penis...and only a bit of blood...he can only work one at a time!*
*If guys got a period...they would brag about the size of their tampons!*
*Roses are red...Apples are sour...open your legs...I'll show you some power!*