Charlie Chowder's Irish Odyssey
 
Our hero, Charlie Chowder the superclam from Ipswich Massachusetts, has been living and working hard in London, England. Spending too much time in the city tends to make his shell very dirty, so he decided a holiday to the Emerald Isle of Ireland was just the ticket. He has acquired so much junk, that he needed 4 people to carry his luggage this time: Tim, Kaye, Kaye's sister Heather, and their mother Barbara.
 
 
Ireland is a country with many layers of history. Charlie here is at the old medieval monastery of Glendalough in County Wicklow. This tower helped to protect the monks from marauding Vikings. Charlie thought the whole thing a bit of a waste of time, all they really needed for protection was a nice snug shell!
A passing circus performer shows Charlie the ancient Browne' s Hill Dolmen, built 4,000 years ago as a burial place for an important chief. How did they lift that 100 tonne rock with no machines??
Charlie and a windswept Kaye at the Rock of Cashel in County Tipperary.
Happily, although clams lack limbs, they do have big luscious lips, which Charlie used to full effect in kissing the Blarney Stone. It is supposed to help with the gift of the gab, but many have cruelly suggested that Charlie needs no help with spinning unlikely stories!
More Stones! These ones are the Drombeg Stone Circle in County Kerry, which worked like a primitive calendar. On the Winter Solstice, which is shortest day of the year, the setting sun shines on the low, flat stone behind Charlie.
As with most self-obsessed beings, Charlie tends to see himself reflected in just about everything, so the ancient Staigue Stone Fort (caher in Irish) was described by Charlie as"no more than a sad attempt at creating an artificial shell for envious humans".
Charlie enjoying the view while driving around the scenic Ring of Kerry.
The guide book describes the magnificent five thousand year old burial mound at Newgrange as "one of the most important passage graves in Europe", whereas Charlie describes it as "like a big clam".
The Hill of Tara was the old centre of the High Kings Of Ireland.  I suppose this must also be where Ms Kelly's daughter's name comes from!  Here Charlie sits on the "stone of destiny" (Lialh Fail), an old fertility symbol.
Charlie and Tim visit Trinity College in Dublin, to see the place where Tim's Grandfather, Jack Page, studied medicine in the 1930's. They also stopped in to see beautifully illustrated illuminated Books, made by monks in the 9th Century. Charlie lost interest when he found out the most famous one was called the "Book of Kells" and not the "Book of Clams", as he had thought.
Charlie and Tim relax in the pub after yet another trip comes to an end. Tim enjoys fermented apple cider, and Charlie goes for the classic Irish drink, Guinness ("the black stuff"). Although Charlie is only 3 years old, that's 30 in clam years, so, yes he is old enough to be in a pub! 
Click here to see Charlie starring in some Guinness ads 
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