"If I find some chap-stick that smells good, I eat it."--Berber Lurch.
". . .And I could have had a V8"--Mr. McGraw.
"Mike, paint is for the canvas, not for the skin."--Mrs. Rodich.
"Gay doors don't stay open."--Mike Dixon.
"I hate customers."--Dan Pellam.
"Raa, raa!"--The Death Spa Fish.
"I like poop."--David Grom.
"Sousaphone?. . .hmm, sounds like an exercise. 'C'mon everybody, let's Sousercise!!!'"--Michael DeLucia.
"I stole Christmas and there's nothing you can do about it."--Mr. McGraw.
"I just got runned over!"--Some nameless redneck of Cameron County High School.
"I can't believe I bought David Keller's shoes!"--Mark Burlingame.
"Electricity is gay. Dar dar dar."--Ricky Griffith.