Calvin and Hobbes Magic Cards!
Transmogrifier (Poly Artifact) 8
When in a deck, the owner of the Transmogrifier must also have a separate set of 7 non-repeating creatures available.
3: When powered, the owner of a Transmogrifier may turn any Calvin in play into another creature. The opposing player will choose one creature from the seven available randomly, and that card will be exchanged for the Calvin. Note which creatures are really Transmogrified Calvins, as they may be run throught the Transmogrifier again on any succeeding turn.
Snow Goons (Summon Goons) 2BB
Snow Goons gain +3/+1 when attacking any creature controlled by the controller of an in-play Calvin or Hobbes.
1/3
Tree Fort (Enchant Creature) 1GG
The target Calvin or Hobbes is immune to any Suzies and/or Snow Goons in play.
Suzy (Summon Anti-Calvin) 1W
Tap to send any Calvin in play to the graveyard.
0/1
Animal Pit (Ench) 1G
1: prevent all combat damage to you from one trampling creature.
Hobbes (Summon Tiger) G
As long as there are other creatures but Calvin in play, Hobbes is considered 0/1. As well, when Calvin is in play, Hobbes gains two abilities: The ability to Band, but only with Calvin, and BB + Tap : destroy any one artifact in play.
6/6
"Calvin is constantly blaming broken objects on his ferocious friend, Hobbes."
Calvin (Summon Demon) RR
First Strike. Without any Hobbes in play, Calvin may not attack. When Hobbes is in play, Calvin gains Banding, but will only band with one or more Hobbes in the group.
2/2
"Calvin still maintains that Hobbes is a Bad Influence, and that without his Tiger Nature would never get into any trouble."
Spaceman Spiff (Ench Cre) B
May only be cast upon a Calvin. When cast, target Calvin gains the following Ability: Tap to do one point of Damage to any one target.
"With his Mighty rap blaster, Spaceman Spiff wades into Chaos unafraid."
Monsters in the Closet (Ench) BB
When cast, all Calvins and Hobbes are considered Out of Play, as they are hiding in the bed, afraid of the Monsters in the closet...
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs 1BB
Enchant Calvin
Target Calvin gains first strike or trample. This ability is chosen when CFSB is cast, and may not be further altered by this card.
Home From School 2RR
Interrupt
Counters Calvin as it is being cast or destroys target Calvin in play.
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Homework 2R
Sorcery
Tap and place two counters on target Calvin. Calvin does not untap as normal while any counter remains; Calvin's controller may spend BB to remove a counter during his or her upkeep.
Stupendous Man 2B
Enchant Calvin
Target Calvin gains protection from Homework.
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