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I've always wanted to do a show where I'm a complete bitch. Actually, my last show, the world reknowned and media recognized El Nikki Show, was just that. I reigned free over the television sets of New England and the continent of Puerto Rico with my wild shenanigans, hot celebrity guests, and outrageous show concepts. After three grueling seasons and countless spin-offs, I decided to take a break and regroup, focus on new issues, and go on a tour of spas around the world. After running into Lil' Kim one too many times, I decided I needed to go back to where I belong: TV!
But this time, I decided I wanted something different. I wanted to be a complete bitch and be able to effect positive social, fashion, and moral change in the judicial system of America. And I want to look good while doing it! I'll give Judge Judy some props for being bitchy but she is far too old and haggard. Most of the time she just makes up laws on the spot and I figure, how hard can that be? As for the others, I'll bite Judge Lance Mills ear out if he comes too close to me. And that other one? No one can even remember his name anyway. |
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In my courtroom, I am the not only the judge, I am tbe jury and sometimes the executioner. My cases are culled primarily from those in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, although I often extend my reach to the continent. If you have
ever lost something, wanted something, or wish you had more of something, often times the only way you can
achieve these goals is through the legal system. No claim is too small or large for me to hear! Send in your cases and you may appear soon.
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