[Camera shows the crowd at the Cow Palace in San Francisco, CA. They do a close up on a sign that says 'It Livewire Time'. They show a close up on Jerry Dope at ringside]

Jerry Dope: "Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to WWFW Midweek Mayhem. It is a beautiful day here in San Francisco. We have a good card for you tonight. Every match on the card tonight has a title on the line. This is definitely going to be a great card"

['Corporate Times' plays over the PA system]

Jerry Dope: "Uh oh. This is the time we all have been waiting for all week. The test to see how §parrow holds up tonight in his match with Mr. X and the Hardcore Champion, Graphic Violence. Now joining us tonight is Ricky Showers son, Mike. Welcome Mike"

Mike Showers: "Hey Jerry. Good to see ya"

[The Showertron shows Kevin Hall making his way through the back and walking to the arena. He picks up a mic just as he steps through the curtain and Hall is viewed by everyone inside the arena]

Kevin Hall: "Hello WWFW fans. Welcome to Midweek Mayhem. Hosted by the one, the only...Kevin Hall"

[Crowd boos]

Kevin Hall: "Now, before I make my way to the ring, §parrow...get your ass out here"

[Turns to the entrance. §parrow steps into the arena with his sunglasses on. §parrow makes his way down the ramp and Kevin Hall quickly follows behind. §parrow slides into the ring and splits the ropes for Hall. Hall gets in and pulls out his mic once again]

Mike Showers: "I really don't like this guy"

Kevin Hall: "Now that we have this taken care of. It is time for the interview part of the show with 'The Prez'. So lets bring ou..Oh yeah. I'M THE PREZ! Forgot. I guess it was a short term memory loss or something, but anyways. As the President of the WWFW this week I have booked some great matches. Including one that the man that stands to my right will be in. And there are many surprises for everyone. Including one in the next few moments. But I have had a lot of fun this week as [Jagged Jeff Jackson comes from the crowd and slides into the ring] the President. Showers gave me an oppurtun..."
[Jagged Jeff Jackson hits §parrow in the back of the head with a boot. Hall stops talking and starts laughing as JJJ stomps away at §parrow. JJJ picks §parrow up and gives him a Jagged Edge DDT. §parrow isn't moving. Kevin Hall picks him up and pushes him into the turnbuckle. He lifts §parrows legs over the ropes and steps back. He smiles and gives him a Shattered Dreams. §parrow falls to the ground and rolls back and forth. He then stops and is apparently out. Hall gets in his face and slaps him a few times. Then JJJ raises the hand of Kevin Hall and the two of them exit the arena]

Jerry Dope: "What the hell happened there?"

Mike Showers: "I don't know, Jerry, but I DO know my pops wouldn't be too happy about what just happened"

Jerry Dope: "I don't either. Now, the first match IS the Triple Threat match for the Hardcore Title. §parrow is down. But one question I have. Who in the hell is this Mister X guy?"

Mike Showers: "I have now idea, but I have a feeling we will soon find out"

['Graphic Violence' plays over the PA system and he enters the ring. He makes his way down the ramp rather quickly and slides into the ring. He begins to stomp the daylights out of §parrow just as the lights go out]

Jerry Dope: "Ah no. Not this Titan character again! I don't like this. Not one bit"

[Lights come back on]

Jerry Dope: "NO! IT'S IT'S IT'S Master of Xtreme and he has a barbwire bat! That cannot be good for the two others! Oh my oh my oh my!"

[MOX points the bat at the two wrestlers. §parrow struggles to his feet. He stands just as Graphic Violence kicks MOX in the stomach. The bell rings as MOX swings his bat around and hits both §parrow and Graphic Violence]

Jerry Dope: "What the hell. What the hell! Oh no! Here comes Hall again. Why can't he just mind his own business?"

Kevin Hall: "No. No. No. And No. That is not the Hardcore title match. No way, no how, no chance in HELL that is the match. Oh my. Oh my. You are the 'Master of Xtreme'. Well the only thing you are the master of is the master of Ricky Showers's ass! You sit up there and hide behind your little bat. Well, now that ya put it down......get em boyz!"

[Jagged Jeff Jackson and Live come from the stands and slide into the ring. The lights go out and come back on and MOX isn't there]

Jerry Dope: "What the hell, Mike. What the hell!?"

Kevin Hall: "Ooo. Amazing Mr. X. Like Kevin Hall couldn't do that. Ha ha ha. Now that you see my force here in the WWFW. Look before you. As the two men standing in the ring are no longer alone. They are with me. They are the 'Corporate Times'. And remember that name. But back to the subject of the Hardcore title...those two men who lie unconcious in the ring at the moment, will battle it out in the MAIN EVENT for the WWFW Hardcore Title. Come on boyz. Lets get outta here"

Jerry Dope: "Kevin Hall has formed a stable, Mike. Wow! I pretty damn good stable at that!"

Mike Showers: "Yeah, but no stable is better than the Bloody Suited Typhoons, Jerry. I am sure you would agree with that"

Jerry Dope: "Well the 2 participants in the Main Event are making their way out of the arena now. Good to see they are back up, but Jagged Jeff Jackson and Live had stayed in the ring. I believe they have something to say, Mike"

Jagged Jeff Jackson: "You heard him ladies and gents. The Triple J and the Live attack are together as one. Along with the leadership of the great one, Kevin Hall...we will fear no one. Not even you, Postman. How could anyone fear a Postman. Mr. Letters, no matter how much you try...never and I mean never will you be feared. You have the title, but you also have the authority to say who you do and who you don't fight. You hand pick your opponents. So next time you make a pick...pick the name the rings in everyones ears..Jagged Jeff Jackson"

[Looks into the camera and drops the mic onto the ring floor. Jackson and Live make their ways out of the arena]

Jerry Dope: "Was that a challenge or is that a window for Postman to challenge him? I can't tell anymore, Mike. The WWFW is just too confusing for me. Anyways, next we have Big Country Jones battling it out with the Intercontitental Champion to see who gets the gold"

['Big Country Jones Theme' plays over the PA system and he steps into the arena. He makes his way down the ramp and steps over the rope into the ring. 'Mike Hawks' theme plays over the PA system and he carries his IC title to the ring. He hands it to the ref and the ref holds it up in the air. The bell rings]

Jerry Dope: "And this match is underway. Jones and Hawk are circling eachother. Jones goes after Hawk, but Hawk dives out of the way. There is a tie up. Jones takes Hawk back into the turnbuckle. He hits him with a big headbutt that send him flyin into the turnbuckle again. Hawk back up as Jones is celebrating"

Mike Showers: "Big Country Jones is a rookie. You can tell by the way he is already working the crowd about 1 minute into the match"

Jerry Dope: "That's right, Mike. There is a lariot right across the throat of Mike Hawk. Hawk comes back again. Hip toss by Jones. Hawk again, another hip toss. Hawk slides out of the ring and stares down Jones"

Mike Showers: "Now this is where Hawk is most dangerous. When he is thinking you know he will come up with a plan to take down the big man, Jones"

Jerry Dope: "Hawk is back in the ring. There is a drop toe hold by Hawk. Hawk gets up. He climbs onto the ringpost. There is a monkey flip by Hawk. BCJ is down, and what is this! The WWFW World Champion Frank Letters is making his way to the ring"

Frank Letters: "Stop, stop the match for just a moment. I have something to let the both of you know something"

[They both stop and give Letters a funny look, but listen]

Frank Letters: "Mike Hawk, you and I are on the same page at this moment in time. That is why Showers has given me the authority to make you the newest member of the Bloody Suited Typhoons"

Jerry Dope: "WHAT?!"

Frank Letters: "Now, Big Country...We have our eye on you. You are lookin real good right now and I think you have the balls to be a Typhoon. But not yet. Rookies are no match for the Typhoons and to be one, you must be a veteran. So either of you two have something to say?"

[Big Country takes the mic]

Big Country Jones: "What makes you think I want to be a typhoon? Hall got me into the business. If I joined anyone, shouldn't it be him?"

[Letters takes the mic]

Frank Letters: "Hall? Let me tell you something about Hall. Hall is cheating you, Jones. You are getting paid a measly 100,000 dollars. Do you know how much a usual recruite gets? 350,000 dollars. Jones, he isn't treating you like the star you appear to be. And I don' think you should worship him just because he got you here in WWFW. Now, as that is said and done"

[Jones shakes his head yes, but hits Hawk in the back of the head. He hits him repeatidly and Hawk falls to the ground. He picks Hawk up and and wraps his hand around his throat. He picks him up and gives him the Big Country slam, but the ref is looking at the entrance where James James James leveled Postman on the ramp. He is followed by the James Gang and the ref is telling them to go back. James James James hits him right smack in the face and the ref slides out of the ring]

Jerry Dope: "This is out of control tonight, Mike. We need Showers. Uh oh, we could have had a new IC champ, but the bell has just rung and it is a no contest. James James James is beating on Hawk who just joined Showers and Postman. This is way too out of control. WWFW is a good federation. Hall has turned it to hell with one event"

Mike Showers: "That shows you how bad the WWFW depends on my father, Jerry"

Jerry Dope: "Uh oh. James James James wants air time"

James James James: "Now that I get my chance on the mic let me address YOU, Letters. Letters I have gone after your ass a number of times. I can't even count how many times the Gang tried to attack your ass. You just ignore us like you are a big piece of monkey shit. Cause that IS what you are. And that is all you are. You do not deserve that title. You don't deserve any title that is handed to you. That title that you wear now is a title that was setup by the owner of the WWFW and you best friend, Ricky Showers. Yes I said Ricky. Not Mr. Not Mrs. like it should be, I said Ricky. So Ricky as soon as you get back, you make sure that I get my shot at the title that Letters has. I have been around and I know just what it takes to be a champ. Something that Letters truely will never be"

[James James James puts down the mic and wait for their opponents to enter]

Jerry Dope: "Well, there is another challenge to Letters. Postman may have to defend his title next Tuesday on the next Mayhem. This is a great month so far and a great show so far. So lets get on with the next match"

[Colonels theme plays over the pa system and he steps into the arena. He makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. He stares at the entrance waiting to see Allen come in. Allens theme plays and he walks to the ring. Colonel and Allen stare eachother down]

Jerry Dope: "One brutal rivalry these two partners have. This is like putting Mankind of the WWF and THe Rock of the WWF on the same team. I don't think. No no, I KNOW that these two cannot and will not trust eachother"

Mike Showers: "They are already yelling at eachother. Geez!"

Jerry Dope: "Colonel has just hit, Allen! Allen is up and the two are having their own little match. The champs are just enjoying the fight. Ha ha ha. This is unreal, Mike. What's this, OH MY LORD! Live has just clocked Allen right square in the back of the head with that barbwire bat of MOX's! Oh my oh my oh my! Live and Colonel are stomping Allen. James James James and the rest of the Gang are now helping what is going on. The James Gang is leaving laughing. Colonel and Live are both in the ring still. Live rips the shirt off of Allen. He spray paints a big X on his back, if I can see correctly. This is amazing, Mike"

Mike Showers: "It sure is!"

Jerry Dope: "Colonel and Live are dragging Allen to the back. What is going on, Mike. What in the hell is going on! Well, Live is supposed to have his match against the current TV champ, Dub tonight. Lets see if Live will show"

[Dub's theme plays over the pa system and Dub steps into the arena. He makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. Lives theme plays, but he doesn't come through the entrance. They hit his music again, no sign of him. A camera picks up action backstage. Live is being stomped by Mike Hawk]
Jerry Dope: "Why is he stomping Live? What has Live done?"

Mike Showers: "Well, this looks like it has been masterminded by my father, and friend, Ricky Showers. He is obviously discusted with the actions of Hall this evening. He must be trying to get his BST's to stop this before it gets even worse."

Jerry Dope: "Well, apparently Dub will not be wrestling this evening. He might as well just go take a cold shower cause Live will not be able to fight this evening. Live was fired up, too. He could have beaten this Dub character and became the WWFW TV Champ. Obviously the WWFW wrestlers had other plans. They are not too fond of these new wrestlers, Mike. Well, Dub is making his way out of the arena and that brings us to our Main Event. §parrow takes on Graphic Violence to see who is the WWFW Hardcore Champion"

Mike Showers: "They are both deserving of that title and I think that it will be one waile of a match. We will have to wait until the very end to see who will win this one, Jerry"

Jerry Dope: "I agree, Mike. I agree"

[§parrows theme plays over the PA system and the lights go out they blink on and off and §parrow makes his way to the ring. He slides into the ring and makes the lights just stay on. Graphic Violences theme plays and he enters the arena. He slides into the ring and §parrow starts to stomp him. Violence gets up]

Jerry Dope: "Violence back up. There is a tie up and Violence throws §parrow off of him. He punches §parrow repeatidly. There is one big one and it took §parrow off of his feet. Violence slides out of the ring and he is looking for something underneath that curtain. He has pulled out a table. Violence back in the ring with a chair. He swings it at §parrow, but §parrow ducks. He kicks Violence in the stomach and gives him a DDT! The chair is picked up by §parrow and he places it in the center of the ring. He sets Violence up for a piledriver, and there it is. A piledriver right on the chair. Pin 1.....2.....no! Shoulder up"

Mike Showers: "Violence is the toughest man I have ever seen wrestle. He is like a Mankind of the WWFW, in my vision"

Jerry Dope: "Yes, he is. §parrow sets Violence in the turnbuckle. He sets him up on the top rope. Could it be? He sets puts his hand around the throat of Violence. Uh oh. Violence is aware now. He throws §parrow off of him and right through the table. This is bad news for §parrow. Violence is reaching under the ring again. He has just pulled out a guitar. He throws it in the ring and slides in just as §parrow does. Oooo. Violence clocks §parrow right on the top of the head with that guitar! §parrow is bleeding prefusely from the head. That guitar cut his skin like scissors on paper"

Mike Showers: "Violence is amazing. He knows what to do and when to do it!"

Jerry Dope: "That's correct, Mike. He sure does. He is back under the ring yet again. He is searching for something else. What does he have, Mike? It's It's It's a pool stick. He is waiting for §parrow to get back to his feet. §parrow getting help from the ropes. He pulls him self up and Violence swings the stick. §parrow falls back down just as the pool stick comes down and it hits the rope. OH! It hit the rope and bounced back and hit Violence right in the head. §parrow is covering his head as he gets up. He is on the turnbuckle. Lariot off the top rope! §parrow slides out of the ring. He moves the bell man and takes his chair. He slides it into the ring and whipes the blood from his face. Violence stands up and §parrow clocks him with the chair!! §parrow covers 1......2......shoulder up at the last second!"

Mike Showers: "He got up from THAT!?"

Jerry Dope: "He is one amazing character, Violence is. But this could be the end of it for Violence. §parrow picks up Violence and he is about to give him the §parrow Slam. He climbs the ropes, and HE DOES! Pin! 1........2.........3! We have a new Hardcore champion!"

[§parrow raises the belt into the air and whipes the blood from his face. He makes his way out of the arena]

Jerry Dope: "Thank you for joining us tonight for Midweek Mayhem here on the WWFW Network. Be sure to be here next Tuesday for the next Mayhem. Thank everybody and see you next time here on Mayhem"