It was one of those movies, where ya know, some washed up actress assisted the crew of the Enterprise during the time of present day Earth, to retrieve two humpbacked whales that were needed to communicate with the planet eating thing that was hurling through space in the future time period headed towards Planet Earth. Well, that sure as heck was bullshit enough, but my true feelings on this whole movie happen to be...

If Captain Kirk and Spock and Scottie and Uhura and Zulu came down to present day Earth, wouldn't they be RECOGNIZED by all the STAR TREK GEEKS who were watching them on television? Those darn reruns can be caught at any time of day on any channel on any network on any cable service in any part of the whole gangdang world so wouldn't people KNOW who they were?

Hey! It's LEONARD NIMOY! You filming a movie?

WILLIAM SHATNER! HEH! Nice Toupe!

Denise Nicholas.. Hum.. You're gotten quite a BUTT!

And that's just what I think about that.

Back to The Story Page.