Dear Dr.Amy
Your solutions to some peoples problems are a tad bit comical,your need to make the solutions just a bit more perverted like the one you had about the Bi-Sexual sister,
I finds your page good for the mind,seemings as it made my hangover disappear after laughing so long,good work,keep screaming.
Signed
You don't wanna know me.

Dear Non-English Speaking Individual,
My solutions are not meant to be comical, but they are purely professional! Please remember this the next time you use my page to get your jollies!
Signed,
The serious and professional - Dr. Amy

I am a perfectly normal furre but people keep thinking I'm crazy. They tell me I need to stay where I am and not move, but I want to get out of here. Furries think I'm crazy...
And could you help me get out of this straight jacket?

Dear Nut Case,
You are crazy. Why? Because I said so.
-Dr. Amy

Dear Doctor Amy
I try to be a nice carring friendly furre but I can't seem to interest any females.I don't yiff and I'm quite shy when it comes to woman.I can talk to them but I can't talk to them about love or any thing.I'm not scared of love I just can't talk about it I like a certain furre but she doesn't share the same feelings I have for her so I have tried to get over it but I find myself running to her every time she calls me to come like a freaking dog witch I am but I want more than a friendship what am I to do.
Shy and alone.

Dear Senseless,
You're not going to get anywhere in a chat room, even if it is visual, if you're too shy to say anything. I suggest you get a personality soon, or you're going to turn into those types of people that come to Furcadia, sit in a corner and say nothing at all, who are constantly being made fun of by people like me.
Grow a spine.
Signed,
Dr. Amy