Question: What's in it for me?    
Answer: The players handbook, organized in some dynamic help files, this will work on all computers that can display help files. For those of you who don't know what this is, it is the main foundation of all the role-playing handbooks. Enjoy my friends.
   

Question: What's in it for you?    
Answer: I get you to look at everything in my page and tell me all my spelling mistakes. Oh yeah ya might just check out my content while your at it.  
 

Question: Once I've found it what do I do?    
Answer: Go to hell. Just kidding, you click your left mouse button and download the zipped file. Then just open, execute and enjoy.

 Here's The Deal
You search my page till your eyes hurt and find this animation

Note: PHB is (592kb)

Question: Are you trying to scam me?  
Answer: Yes, but we both win in the end. (Hint: Try my Survey page if all else fails)