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Grover's Time Killer

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Hello, all you net freaks. Welcome to my page. I've tried to make it a good enough site for people to come back to. But then again, my opinion's a little biased. I have links to music, games, women, mpegs, audio, and only my favorite of just about anything I've come across.
And the idea for the automatic .au was mine alone! everyone else is a copycat!
[Why aren't you viewing my beautiful pictures? I'm hurt! I really am! *sob* pleez hit 'load'
This is my new URL everyone... I still have a few problems to be worked out with all the recent URL changes, but hopefully this is working pretty well :-) Top 5%! This page has not been rated in the top 5% by Point Survey!
in Svedeesh-cheffeeze:
Hellu, ell yuoo net freeks. Velcume-a tu my pege-a. I'fe-a treeed tu meke-a it a guud inuoogh seete-a fur peuple-a tu cume-a beck tu. Boot zeen egeeen, my oopeeniun's a leettle-a beeesed. I hefe-a leenks tu mooseec, gemes, vumee, mpegs, oodeeu, und oonly my fefureete-a ooff joost ebuoot unytheeng I'fe-a cume-a ecruss. Und zee idea fur zee ootumeteec .oo ves meene-a elune-a! iferyune-a ilse-a is a cupycet!



New!

The Official Desperate Living Home Page!

This page is dedicated to John Water's 1977 classic, Desperate Living, the party film for the 90's... it freaks out nearly everyone watching it while us old vetrans just sit back and laugh at the worst scenes, comfy 'cause 10-20 or so viewing desensitizes you to it :-)

Grover's Death Fixation

Notice: This page is extremely graphic and possible controversial. Using this link or viewing this page relieves your rights to sue or engage in legal matters about it.


The critics are raving!

"Dude you're a sick bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Tokie-D-Bear
"You are truely a warped individual!" - rafter
"Get Help." - Mystic
"I just have one thing to say .. you're sick." - Clint
"Sick, sick, sick." - Eldon

See what all the fuss is about! Send some hate-mail yourself!

Do not, under any circumstance press this button unless you wish your computer to die...Well, unless you're not in Netscape 2.0, then it'll suck...

* Grover's Bookmarks
* Cool Music Up and coming groups too new to be found anywhere else, plus some..
* Grover's Death Fixation Notice: This page is extremely graphic and possible controversial. Using this link or viewing this page relieves your rights to sue or engage in legal matters about it.
* My Alpha World Page Everyone else has one... why not Alpha's first civilian citizen?
* Search Engines Several ways around the net
* The LOVEGRID! II Mattel sued and the original is shut down. FIGHT THE POWER!
* The Newt Gingrich Porno Archive Censored for legality... FIGHT THE POWER!
* The Erotic Adventures of the Brady Bunch You always thought they did it... now you know!
* Who is Grover? As if any of you actually care

News Flash! Where's Tokie-D-Bear??? He's dissapeared! The only news I have is that he stopped paying his internet account... If anyone has any news on the whereabouts of said bear, please email me!


And I'm proud to say After much whimpering and begging that Grover's Time Killer is/was voted one of the Powwow Top 25 Home Pages!


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IF any of you want a web page, I can not only design your initial page for you, I arrange for a free home page account and possibly email (for your internet cafe people)! Flexible rates, negotiable depending on circumstances. I have a scanner, that means pictures, pictures, pictures! I also have access to a cgi-bin and enough perl and java rogramming knowledge to can set up a guest book and custom scripts, just for you. I can also make large commercial pages if you have access to a server- check with your provider for more information on getting yourself an account. email me!

This page has been loaded times since December 14, 1995
I disabled this locally... if i forgot to reable if before upload, pleez tell me!
thanx to Anna, who loaded this page for the thousandth time!

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Mandatory legal crap:
This page and it's contents on this server copyright (c)1996 stepehen j fehr
Trade Marked items are the respective property of their owners, Alphaworld and it's graphics are property or Worlds Inc, and actually used with permission!
I actually DO have permission to reproduce the Desperate Living pictures posted here... and if i'm interpreting the verbal contract right, more or less anything else John Waterish is ok for me too :-) I resolve to take it in the spirit and context of which it was made, tho
The onMouseOver for the HTML writers guild is a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm a member of the guild, but I am not a professional HTML writer, and (as far as you lawyers are concered) do not condone illegal behavior.