"All I Need to Know About Birthdays, I Learned From My Cat!"
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Be finicky - they'll try harder to please you.
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Give attitude - get attention.
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If you don't like your presents, SULK.
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If you get bored at your party - just curl up for a nap.
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Don't stress out over your first grey whisker.
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Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.
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Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss
and spit.
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Take the day off and lie in the sun.
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Stay out on the prowl all night long.
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Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.
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It's a good day to shed your inhibitions.
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Act catty - toy with your presents before you tear them open.
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Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.
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If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's
leg.
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Don't let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!
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And remember... curiosity might kill you, but birthdays won't!
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