Does Eduardo play soccer?
Why yes, as a matter of fact he does.

Is Eduardo naive?
Very.

Is Eduardo unfortunate or just an idiot?
A little from column A and a little from column B.

Is Eduardo all that and a bag of chips?
Yes. Yes he is.

Does Eduardo like cottage cheese?
No Adam, you're an idiot.

Why does Eduardo have so much pubic hair?
Since bunnies don't get any hair until they are three months old when they hit puberty, all of their hair is pubic hair.

Is Eduardo shunned because he is three dimensional when all his friends are only two dimensional?
Eduardo was only three dimensional for a few minutes. It's far too costly to have him three dimensional all of the time.

So Eduardo is a bastard bunny, huh?
Yes.

How can Eduardo snort cocaine if he doesn't have a nose?
He actually snorted so much cocaine he burned out his real nose from the inside out and it had to be removed. He has a false one he wears at times.

Why would Eduardo be in a cake store if he can't eat cake?
It was a pornographic cake store.

And for that matter, how does he live if he doesn't eat or drink?
He stays alive by blending up his meals into a fine paste and eating them through a straw.

Is Eduardo racist? We noticed his favorite colour is white.
No. Eduardo loves everyone, except Bob Saget.

What is a troop of mines?
A group of mines with common idealogies and creative mining inspirations that travel the countryside in an effort to spread their mining philosophies throughout the global mining community.

Where can i get a copy of any of his work (scripts or movies)?
Since Eduardo's tragic shooting, there have been many disputes over who has the rights to the scripts and movies. An agreement has yet to be made and his scripts and movies are unavailable to the public.

Did Eduardo start with softer drugs or go straight to cocaine?
He started small; tobacco, glue, oregano, but soon it wasn't enough for him. Soon he was doing marijuana, hash and whipits (the gas from aerosol cans). His drug habbit had an ustoppable appetite and before anyone could help him he was doing cocaine, crack, sugar cane, tar, anything he could get into his bloodstream, even industrial 1kg blocks of rubber. It's a tragic story.

What is Eduardo's favorite mush?
How am I supposed to know? Why don't you ask Eduardo?

If you have any more questions about Eduardo and friends, ask me.