The Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy

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Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars IV: A New Hope"

1. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
2. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
3. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
4. "Look at the size of that thing!"
5. "Sorry about the mess..."
6. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
7. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
8. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
9. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
10. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
2. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
3. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
7. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
10. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "It's just a dead animal..."
3. "Not bad for a little furball."
4. "Open the back door!"
5. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
6. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
7. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

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