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This site is dedicated to one of the funniest men alive, Jerry Seinfield. His show "Seinfield" has won many emmys and has been nominated for many more. I have read his book "Sein Language" and I laughed the whole way through.
Buying clothes is always tricky. But when there's loud music
playing, it really throws you're judgement. You look at stuff like, "Hey,
if there was a cool party and I was a cool guy, this might be a cool shirt."
You get it home, there's no music, there's no party, and you're not a
cool guy.
You're the same chump, 75 bucks lighter.
So I was on this plane where it was this flight attendant's
first day on the job, but they didn't have a uniform for her yet. And
that really makes a big difference. I mean, now it's just some regular
person coming over to you going, "Would you mind bringing your seatback
all the way up?"
I turned around, "Who the hell are you?"
And then she goes, "Well, I'm the flight attendant."
"Oh yeah? Then I'm the pilot. Why don't you sit down, I'm about to
bring her in."
George telling Jerry and Elaine about Susan's death. (2.3 MB AVI)
Kramer drops a junior mint while watching an operation. (443K AVI [small video])
Newman: "Jerry, I'm a little insulted."
Jerry: "You're not a little anything, Newman."