Chaz

(or when fake 50's sitcom stars grow up)

Federation: WWF

Real Name: Chaz Worthington

Other Gimmicks: Headbanger Mosh, one of the Sisters of Love, Harry Beaver Cleavage

Our friend Chaz was saddled with one of the most stupid gimmicks that God has ever bared witness to (Read Vince Russo). He was a Beaver Cleaver rip-off. That's right you didn't read that last sentence wrong he was a young boy in a 50's sitcom. The horror of Beaver started with vignettes. For weeks we were shown a 5 second long shot of a house with a sign that said the Cleavage's on the front lawn that were in black and white. Finally the Devil(Russo) gave us the honor(more like horror) of seeing the introduction of the Beaver and his mother. The skits were basically an excuse for raunchy comedy. The main joke if you can call it a joke is that Beaver and his mom seamed to have relationship other then mother and son. Lets all laugh at the thought of a mother shining her son's johnson. I know it wasn't funny at all. The gimmick lasted about a match. During an interview some one yells out Chaz and Beaver mad at being Beaver(is that Freudian) takes off his beeny and storms out. When we next see mommy's favorite boy he's Chaz just a kid for Jeresy that only wants to have fun. That fun ends one day when his girlfriend tells the world that Chaz beats her up. Poor Chaz gets pummbled by everyone in the fed and he never touched her. With his heart broken he does the only thing that can heal his emotional wounds: cross dresses.

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