DDP: The Stalker

(or Barry Windhum is glad that he’s not in DDP’s place)

Federation: WWF

When: 2001

Stalkers have been bothering famous people for years. So it would make sense (while, not really, only if you were The Warrior, Vince Russo, or Hulk Hogan) that someone would don a stalker gimmick in the world of sports entertainment. It all started when a mysterious person started stalking Undertaker’s wife Sara. For about two weeks of RAW and Smackdown we were forced to watch tapes that the stalker had made while watching Mrs. Taker. He watched her by the pool, in her bedroom, in a parking lot, riding quads with Mr. Taker, and driving away in a truck. Then one fateful day the stalker appeared on RAW. He rode down to the ring on a motorcycle and wore a black trench coat and facemask. He revealed himself to be none other then DDP (I guess it would have been stupid to pick a person that made sense like Paul Bearer, Kane, or Steven Richards). DDP gave the single stupidest reason in the world for his illegal activates. He wanted to feud with Mr. Taker so he would be famous. I guess being one of the WCW’s top guys means nothing in the world of sports entertainment. The worst thing about all this bullshit is that we got the pleasure of seeing Sara up close. She may have a killer body but her face gives me the willies. Then this little game became even sicker. DDP became obsessed with Sara and wanted her to be his. Why on god’s green Earth would Page want her? He’s married to Kimberly who is at least 1000 times better looking then Sara Taker. For future reference WWF when you make someone become obsessed with someone, make sure that they are better looking then the person’s wife.

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