Mideon

(or Third eye blind)

Federation: WWF

Real Name: Dennis Knight

Other Gimmicks: Naked Man, Phinneas I. Godwinn, Dennis Knight of Southern Justice

After portraying an evil pig farmer and a weak attempt at a Southern bad ass, Dennis Knight went on to became the biggest (yes even bigger then Gillberg) jobber in WWF in 99/2000. One day Knight was backstage to see his friend X-Pac when the Undertaker’s Ministry of Darkness kidnapped him because they’re not very nice. Now anyone that claims to be a friend of X-Pac probably deserves being kidnapped by a satanic cult. Any who, Knight is tortured and brainwashed by the mean one’s minions until he is ready to join the fold. I don’t know why The Undertaker would want a worthless guy like Knight on payroll of evil but then again I’m not in league with Satan or have poor decision making skills. Undertaker straps a shirtless Knight onto an alter and then sacrifices him to his higher power. I always thought that one must kill or destroy something in order to sacrifice it but all Mark needs to do is cut Knight’s from his chest to his gut with a knife in order to do it. After all that formality, Taker christens Knight: Mideon. And being that he’s in league with evil and all that, he wears eyeliner, black fingernail paint, and carries around a human eye in a jar. The eye either talks to him or gives him special vision but it was rather vague and didn’t seem to really matter much to his gimmick. He disgraced the European champion, put on lots of boring matches of RAW and PPVs, teamed with the lump of fat that is Viscera, and generally only got wins and PPV matches because of his stable. He dropped off of TV for a while to return as a wrestling nudist before soon leaving again.

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