Repo Man
(or maybe someone should repo this gimmick)
Federation: WWF
Real Name: Barry Darsow
Other Gimmicks: Halo-in-One Barry Darsow, Ax, and Blacktop Bully
Sure being fat, ugly, French, a hockey player, gay, or HHH are all heelish things to be but what about being a repo man? Well, WWF thought that it was and thus the Repo Man was born. Now repo men take items from people when they don’t pay on them and it can be a very dangerous career. There’s nothing evil about that so WWF’s Repo Man would just be a jerk about it. On the video “Invasion of the Body Slammers” there is a segment where we get to see Repo do his job via Repo Cam. Now Repo Cam is just Mr. Darsow forcing some guy with a camcorder to follow him around and videotape the evidence the court needs to throw him in jail. Now unlike say a professional, Repo would go against the rules of doing his job. A guy’s car he comes to take isn’t home so he steals his son’s bike as a down payment. And even when he’s doing his job right he’s doing it badly. He comes upon a car he has the right to take and instead of having the keys and something to pop the lock; he does what any sane person would do and kicks the window in. To compound his stupidity he sits on the shards of glass while he drives off. After forcing the camera guy to follow him, he steals the guy’s camera, which he just bought. So he’s committed kidnapping, blackmail (he’d steal the camera if he did follow him around), and thief all in the name of reposition. Now usually people who get there stuff repoed owes a bank money but not in this case. According to Repo they owe him money. I would never take a loan from a nutcase in a mask but I guess some people just aren’t so picky.
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