WCW/N.W.O. Thunder

(or ET’s better then this)

Made by: THQ and Inland

For: Playstation

This is the worst wrestling game I have ever played in my entire life. The people who made this sin against mankind should be thrown into an insane asylum. The only and I mean only good part about this game is the little videos of the wrestlers telling you why you should pick them. They’re fun, cool, and the only reason why a sane person would ever punish their Playstation by putting it in it. The graphics are like some one took the soccer players from World Wide Soccer (first generation Saturn game) and put N.W.O. shirts on them. The words “washed out colors” were invented to describe this game’s graphics. Not only does every thing look bad but the sound sucks too. The matches have play-by-play commentary, which is just the same three words repeated over and over again. Wrestling moves are done by using fighting game style controller movements. Doing moves is somewhat easier then in Warzone/Attitude but it’s still frustrating. Here’s how you can win every belt in under thirty minutes. All you do is walk up to your opponent and keep body slaming/power bombing/ect them until their power bar is gone and then you can pin them. This is a warning to all non-marks out there: DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. If fact playing this game for any prolong period of time can cause brain damage, damage to sexual organs, the end of the world, and/or another push of Billy Gunn.

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