Controlling the mega robot, Impact

(At a mysterious compound)
Hmm! It seems that the humans have more of a resistance!
Not Mojo Jojo's fault! Those Humans have super powers!
Super powers they think they have, eh? Well, they better think twice, because I am going to wreck the party! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Meanwhile, at King Kai's planet)
( was still training under , and is discovering some new abilities)
Man, I never seen powers like this in my body before! It was as if, I were becoming, stronger!
Well, it seems you have managed to undergo a powerful evolution on the inside!
The inside?
Yes! You are starting to develop new kinds of powers! It's just like Goku when I trained him!
So, that means, I'll become more stronger than ever, I suppose?
Indeed! And not only in physical strength, but mental strength! Including humor!
Uhh, okay!
(Meanwhile, back on earth)
(Searching through 's room) Ugh! UDX told me he left behind his triton shell and its in his room! Man, it's a pigstye in here!
( continues to search, when in comes )
Uhh, Rini!
Hey Neo, why are you searching through UDX's stuff?
Can it! I'm trying to find UDX's triton shell! It has to be here somewhere!
Hmph! Well, you could always ask for help!
( sticks his hands into a pile of stuff, and pulls out the Triton Shell)
Ahhh! This must be it!
That's it?(Looks puzzled)
I heard by blowing on it, you can summon Impact!
Uhh, how do you blow on it?
Uhh, like this(Blows on the Triton Shell)
Uh oh! That's not good!
(You can hear some big foot stomps outside)
INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Uhh, Rattrap sure knows how to be crazy!
(Looks out the window) Hey Neo! Look out the window! We got it online!
( looks out the window)
You're right!
( and goes outside, and outside was Goemon Impact)
That's the Goemon Impact!
I've seened it many times!
Goemon Impact: Uhh, excuse me, where's my current pilot, UDX?
Uhh, he's training! I summoned you by accident!
Goemon Impact: And you are...
I'm Neo, I came from the future!
Goemon Impact: Let me analyze
(The Goemon Impact computer activates the analysis program and targets for about 5 seconds)
Goemon Impact: Hmm! It seems you have UDX's dna in you!
Well duh, he and I are relatives!
Goemon Impact: Relatives? Hmmm!
Uhh, what are we to do?
(An explosion occurs on Mt Fuji)
Mount Fuji's under attack!
We have to fight back
(Out comes )
Sheesh, who could be attacking Mount Fuji at a time like this?
(, , , , , , , and goes on the scout)
Hey, where are they going to?
Mount Fuji!
Let's DNA merge and head there!
Goemon Impact: Wait! Why not you two take a ride in me? I'll get you there in no time flat!
Why not?
Go for it!
(Goemon Impact uses its mouth tractor beam and pulls and inside)
This is the scary part!
Going inside the mouth?
No, the singing!
Uhh, it won't be for later! Okay?
Oh!
(In about an instant, they appear in the cockpit of the Goemon Impact)
Woah! This looks more ancient!
Impact's voice: Indeed! Impact was built during the Edo age of Nihon/Japan!
That explains!
(Outside, Goemon Impact stomps through the area heading towards Mount Fuji!)
Man, look at em go!
Ya know, it would be a lot better for us if we just fly!
You got that right! Though I want to know why Kakerot decided not to come with us!
Come on! Let's fly!
(, and takes off)
(Meanwhile, on Mt Fuji)
Ahh! What better to do, than to get the attention of the humans by attacking one of their precious mountains!
Humans! I hate them! Ever since they turned me into an experiment!
They're no match for my powers! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Back at the spirit realm)
UDX, it's bad!
What?
It seems the vampire Myotismon is attacking Mt Fuji!
Myotismon> What would he want with attacking?
There's no way to go back to the earth realm at this point! So your friends are on your own!
Right! I know! I have to learn how to do that! Or one of my friends has to open up a portal between the two realms!
(Back at the earth realm)
Goemon Impact: There's the intruder
Impact, I think we can handle this without your help!
We have the ability to DNA merge!
Goemon Impact: Okay! I'll let you guys out!
( and flies out of Goemon Impact's mouth)
Hey, isn't that the so called Myotismon?
Doesn't look too scary to me! Let's DNA Merge!
(Flash occurs)
Neo Tsukino Sami
Rini Tsukino
and DNA MERGE TO..(Becomes ) LUNAR ANGEL!
Wha? Where'd that yell come from?
( turns around and sees )
An angel?
We aren't just any angel, we are one, the lunar angel!
We'll see about that! Crimson lightning(Does Crimson lightning on , but they move out of the way!)
That's not good enough, Myotismon
But this is! Greasly Wing(Lets loose a horde of bats on )
Ahh! Bats!
(The bats cover and pester and weaken it)
Arrugh! Feeling, weak!(Falls to the ground)
It's energy shall be a feast!(Licks his lips)
Ugh! Even looking at him sucking out human blood annoys me!
( is about to feast on )
Dinner time!
(All of a sudden, a blast of energy hits )
WHAT?
(In comes , and )
I always wanted to face a vampire!
Ahhh! The prince of all Sayiajins, Vegeta!
What's in it to you?
I have a dream of my own, to kill a SAYIAJIN!
( flies at ! tries to block, but rams him into the ground)
Pathetic! Just pathetic
NO ONE CALLS ME PATHETIC! FINADO FLASH!
( does the Final Flash attack on , pushing him out of the way)
You will not get away with it!
Looks like I doubted you! Crimson Lightning
( fires another Crimson Lightning attack, and it hits hard)
VEGETA
( kicks in the back of the head!)
A trecherous sneak attack!
You don't mess with my friends!
Make me!
(Both go at it in fists of rage)
(Meanwhile, on Mt Fuji)
Aww, the android and master are going at it(Sees helping ) This will give them problems
( fires a rocket from a bazooka at and )
We have to get you out!
I'm fine(sees the missle) But not after we get HITTTTTT!
(Before any of them could move, the missle hits both of them and knocks them to the ground)
Oww! That hurts!
(Meanwhile, is getting pounded by )
urrgh! Where's UDX when you need him?
Now, face your doom
(A blast from behind hits )
Hey, what the?
(From behind is )
I haven't given up yet!
Oh, very resistant, eh?
( and grapples with each other)
(Meanwhile, below)
Oh man! the Demons and Vegeta are hurt!
It's up to us to help them out!
Right!
I'll use the healing potions, you go into battle!
I'm right on it!
(Flash occurs)
Jared Diogo/Sailor Pentium!
Kiki!
and DNA MERGE TO(Becomes ) Pentius!
( is charging at , who is grappling with )
You know the difference between you and me, I can fly!
Well, let's see how you fly!
( kicks sky high!)
That will teach you to mess with me!
(Coming up from behind) GUESS AGAIN(Punches in the face)
Ugh! My face!
Myotismon, you represent a form of evil that is much darker than I was when I had Jenova on my side! She is my true mother, till Queen Beryl killed her! I won't let you become as evil as Queen Beryl!
Why do you care about this Jenova?
What's in it to you?
Power! Pure power! Greasly Wing(Lets loose bats)
( jumps out of the way of bats, but the bats boomerang back)
So, you've sharpened on your skills!
Not only that, I've got some good moves! Shadow Flames(Fires off black fireballs)
What?
( jumps out of the way, but the fireballs and the bats hits and hard)
AHHHHHH!(Falls to the ground)
Face it! No one can beat me!
Vaporeon, water gun!
Vap(Squirts water at )
Aaugh! Water! I hate it!
( and tackles from behind)
You DNA freaks are starting to annoy me! Echo Night
(Sonic pulse waves emits from 's hands, and they bring everyone to the ground)
Uggh! Sound waves!
That's not fair, you cheater!
(A laser hits )
(Sees Impact) Goemon, Impact!
Goemon Impact: Get on board, I'll handle Myotismon!
Singers: Dash, Dash, Dash.
Lone singer: The burning sun gleams on my shoulders.
Here we come, start, the machine comes alive.
I am machinery, I am a metal being(HEY!)
Jump out of the sky, steel beamed spirit
(LET'S GO!)
Breakdown
And with all my might
Power to the highest limit, super punch
I am the best, yeah impact.
Singers: Dash, Dash, Dash.
Impact, ready to go!
Oh ho! A mobile suit! Let me give you a toy to play with(runs off)
Hey, wait for me!
(The earth shakes, and out comes a giant werewolf)
Let's hit it!
(The Werewolf charges at Impact)
NO YOU DON'T!
(Impact launches a fury of punches at the Werewolf!)
Gotcha!
(The Werewolf gets up and jumps onto Impact, and starts chomping on it!)
GET OFF!
(Impact grabs the werewolf by its tail and throws it to the ground)
Let's see how to activate the mouth beam!
( pushes some buttons, while Werewolf is getting up)
I have to do this fast!(pushes another button)
(Impact fires a blast of energy at Werewolf! It falls to the ground and blows up!)
Woah! That was cool!
Goemon Impact: Good job!
(Back at the spirit realm)
They did it!
I never expected this to happen
(They both jump up and down! kisses by accident)
bleech!
What is this? A joke?(Laughs)
Uh, he he he he he!
(Meanwhile, where is)
Hmm! Those kids are more powerful than I expected! Especially that angel! I must capture that angel! But how?
That's not going to be easy, master!
I know that you idiot! Now shut up(Bonks on the head)
Oww!
Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of BOTVGH:TND
On the next BOTVGH:TND, UDX is finally ready to go back to the earth realm! But before he can do that, he has to save King Kai from Queen Beryl! Will he suceede? Can his new powers overcome Beryl? Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND
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