Android's Love

By: Demon_18951
(The crew is in Japan because of the disaster that froze the U.S.)
Man, this keeps getting weirder and weirder....
Yeah, I know.
Well, under the circumstances, I say we should go in.
Right, buddy. It's 8:50.
Neat little crew you got here.
(UDX's note: Finally, I have a pic of Android 18! XD XD XD )
It's bigger.
what, the crew or your ego?
See, you did it! You made a crack!
(just realizing it): HOLY CRAP, I did! I made a joke! I know how to have fun!
Ok, now go ask Kakerott, Trunks, and Vegeta to train you into becoming a Super Saiyan.
Let's go, you guys.
(Later, 's elecmon Shocker() meets and .)
I can't belive I'm talking to another organic Digimon!
Shouldn't come as a surprise.
And Razor is Spockcatte's mate?
Yeah. That's why there's Metal babies there.
Spockimon, did you know Demon_18951 and Spockcatte took out fake Digimon?
It was national news. Those fakes deserved it.
UDX has been telling me that Demon's been thinking about an evil power coming. I wonder who it is....
(Meanwhile....)
(thinking): I know you're coming, Frieza. I can sense you. I know you want to fight me again. I also know you're bringing King Cold with you. Cool, I can make daddy jokes....
(from 70 yards away): Demon, are you OK?
I'M FINE. (Thinking) Blast you, 18. I gotta rethink the situation....
's voice: The only thing you'll be thinking of is how we censored you before killing you!
Great, it's these guys...
(, , , and come out.)
You didn't give us a fair chance in your last episode cause of the androids!
Yeah, we feel cheated!
Now you're going to pay!
We're gonna sensor you from here to there!
Val, it's CENSOR. Not SENSOR.
sorry.
(UDX's note: If you want to know, it was Demon's last episode he wrote)
's voice: somebody say sensor? cause I've been tracking you for the last few minutes!
Frieza! I thought it was you!
Well, well, it's you again! Well, you're not getting in the way of my plans this time!
( steps out.)
Son, can we blow up this planet yet?
You're so impatient, father. I want to have a little fun!
(UDX's note: King Cold is Frieza's father! And a very nasty one!)
Oh, Frieza brought his daddy. I'm SO scared.
You dare defy us?
Calm yourself, father. This demon is just annoying.
Oh, yeah? You seem to be forgetting that I'm a SUPER SAIYAJIN!!!!
( gets PO'ed and goes Super Saiyajin!)
What? Another Super Saiyajin?!?!
That's just perfect.
You two are pathetic losers. Let's go, RTC!
(Right To Censor fights Super Saiyajin .)
Let's make this a wrestling match!
(A ring appears and the bell rings. laughs at Super Sayiajin , so Super Sayiajin gets PO'ed and KO's him.)
Super Sayiajin I can handle a gauntlet match!
(Super Sayiajin plows through the with a spear. attempts a suplex, but Super Sayiajin blocks and delievers a DDT.)
Super Sayiajin I think I'll finish you quick.
(Super Sayiajin jackhammers for a one, two, three.)
Super Sayiajin Come on, Buchanan!
( runs into the ring next. He immediately attempts a dropkick, which Super sayiajin reverses into a Sidewalk Slam.)
Super Sayiajin Come on, wussy! You can do better than that!
We'll see about that.
( hits Super Sayiajin with a 2x4 and gets the scissor kick! 1..2..BOOM!)
Save some for the rest of us!
Father, it was about to get exciting!
But I want to beat the Super Saiyajin!
Then why'd we lose to Trunks?
Demon's power level is lower than Trunks!
Come on, Demon!
Super Sayiajin (hitting with a chair): I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
(1..2..3!)
Announcer: Your winner, Demon_18951!
Now it's my turn!
( attempts to blast Super Sayiajin , and misses.)
Father, you need to work on your aim.
Shut up.
Super Sayiajin Why don't you both?(Slices in half with the Demon Blade and kills him!)
Father! THAT DOES IT!!!!(Fires energy blasts so fast, Super Sayiajin is down in 9 seconds!)
Super Sayiajin ...crap...
HAHA! Even as a Super Saiyan, you're still as weak as a Namek!
's voice: I wouldn't go there.
Well, well. An android. A girl, too. Another hero for me to rip apart.
I wouldn't be making Android jokes, Frieza. Especially since you have all that metal on you.
(shocked): Wha...now you keep away from me....
what's the matter, Frieza? Scared of being hit by a girl?
's voice: Or how about the brother of your victim?
what? I told the Ginyu Force to program you for evil!
right, but when I met my brother for the first time in years, my life turned around. Plus meet some of my friends!
(, , , , and appear!)
Frieza, you can't just keep going after our friends like this.
I know we haven't met, but I've heard a lot about you, scum!
Never seen a Spockimon, have you?
Or a Metal Spockcatte who had kids with a normal Spockcatte?
(All except Super Sayiajin and attack; is reduced to a pile of rubble as throws his Buzzsaws!)
Demon_18951, you ok?
Super Sayiajin Yeah, thanks guys.
Ahem!
Super Sayiajin (Later......)
Tell me the truth. Do I get married to a bald-headed midget on the Japanese DBZ?
Yeah, but I wouldn't worry about it here. I believe you're refering to Krillin. He's one of Stephanie Johnson's henchman.
I'm lucky. I'd rather be with you than with him.
( falls over.)
What, did I say something?
(Stay tuned for scenes from the next BOTVGH: TND.)
(On the next BOTVGH: TND, Hunter Hearst Helmsley visits Germany to enjoy bratwurst, only to be attacked by Megatron and Vince McMahon! Can he escape? And why is he bringing over Japanese beer? Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND
I hope Right To Censor doesn't interfere with the next episode!