Triple H's trip to Germany
(We find
on an airplane, heading east to Germany)
UDX told me to relax, so this would be a good time to relax! That's why
I'm heading to Germany, to enjoy Bratswurst! I also want to see some of the sites that
showed much of the history of World War II! UDX told me much about the nazis that lived there!
So I have to be extra careful! But I wonder, why'd I have to bring others with me?
Hey, don't look at me, Agumon and I wanted to enjoy the sites!
Anything to get out of the house!
(Later, the plane arrives in Berlin, Germany!)
Now where's our stuff?
It should come up anytime!
(The luggage comes up, but marked on it was "Tourists=Enemies")
hey, who put this marking on here?
Probabily the jews who lived here!
You know, with that attitude, you sound like a nazi!
So!
Heh, he'll get over it!
You wish!
Stupid son of a...
(
punches
in the unpleasent area!)
Fatboy just won't learn!
Agreed!
(Later, we find the team, in a rented volkswagon, heading up to the flat mountains!)
I don't know why Aeris had to drive!
Hey, she's the only one who can detect non-violent places for us to go!
Bah! I want to get into city! Blow stuff up!
Shut up, fatboy!
Hey, don't call me fat!
Next time we invite him, I wish to burn him!
(Later, they arrived at a small and peaceful village)
Hey, what the **** did we come here for?
I came here for the best Bratwurst ever!(Parks the car in a 10 day parking
zone area, then takes off, looking for a nearby bratwurst resturant)
Note: This doesn't exist, but I decided to put that there as a joke!
I'll just go enjoy myself in the meadow!(heads into the fields)
Since I have the most money here, I'll go check in at a Inn(Heads to the
Inn with
)
I'm outta here(Takes the car, and takes off)
Note: Wait, Children are not suppose to drive cars!
(In a resturant)
German Cashier: (So, what will it be?)
Note: I don't know German, so everthing is translated to english!
Your best Bratwurst, ever!
German Cashier: (Okay, that will be 10 euro!)
Uhh, how much is that is American dollars? Cuz that's all I have!
German Cashier: (I would say, 1.50 in american dollars!)
Okay(Hands the cashier $1.50 in american dollars!)
(At the inn)
I would like to rent a room for 5 please!
Inn owner(Female): (You would like to rent one eh? That will be 100 euro)
How much is it in dollars? I may be use to yen, but I'm also use to
dollars
Inn owner(Female): (It would be around 10 dollars! And that's for 5, right? Where are the
other 4?)
One of the four is next to me(Points to
)!
Hello!
Inn owner(Female): (A talking lizard? I rarely see a talking lizard around here!)
Actually, this is a Digimon!
Inn owner(Female): (Ohh! I don't get it)
(Meanwhile, in the meadow)
(
was lying on the ground, just looking up at the sky!)
This area feels good to just enjoy myself! I could just sit back, relax,
enjoy the scenery and feel the wind through my hair! Plus the sun through my skin, because I
am the sage of the sun!
(Some sheep are walking through the meadow, with a hearder behind them!)
I just wish I would see my friends again!
(Meanwhile, in the city, we find
joyriding through!)
He he he! This is more fun than hanging with those idiots! Now I need
to find someone who hates dumbassed jews!
(
hears a police siren)
Heh! No you don't!(Steps on the pedal, and goes faster)
(The next day, we find
,
,
and
sleeping at the inn!)
(Getting up) Man, what a night!
Wonder where Cartman could be?
Like I would know!
(Wakes up) What's going on with Cartman?
I'm, not so sure!
(Meanwhile, in the city,
was driving, and behind him, 10 miles away,
was a mangled mess of german police cars!)
hehehe! Those police idiots don't know what to do! I am invincible!
(All of a sudden, the car runs over some spike sticks, and the tires blow out, pulling the
car to a stop!)
Hey, is this some kind of police surprise?
(In comes
)
Hello there, fatboy!
Uh-oh!
(At the rental car place)
Rental Car Owner: (I just hope those 5 don't mess up my car)
(All of a sudden, a speeding car comes in and crashes through the glass! There's no one in there!)
Rental Car Owner: (What the? My cars! My lot)
consider that your present! HAHAHAHAHA!
Rental Car Owner: (That guy Triple H told me about him! He must have stolen the car and wrecked
my lot! Grrrrr!)
(Back at the village)
(
was heading to the blacksmith shop)
UDX told me about this blacksmith up here! I hope he has good metals!
(He goes inside, and sees an odd blacksmith)
Odd Blacksmith: Hello there, young man!
How come you speak english?
Odd Blacksmith: Well its simple! I left this village once to study at Oxford!
Okay! I'm just here to buy some of the precious metal!
Odd Blacksmith: Okay, it's going to take a while! So you can come in and check out the
art of strengtening metal!
Okay! why not!
(
follows the Odd Blacksmith to a room where there is a fire, an anvil, some
tools, and many chunks of rock)
(Looks at the rock) Wow, I've never seened anything like this! I think I
would buy some of this without having it tempered! How about it?
Odd Blacksmith: (Pointing a arrow to the head of
) The only thing you'll be
buying is a ticket to right to censor!
Hey wait, you're...
Odd Blacksmith: That's right(Takes off disguise, he is
Mr Venis!) I am
Mr Venis of Right To Censor
(In comes
,
and
)
So, Mr Helmsley, you think you can get away with being the game, well,
the only thing we can do is force you to become one of us!
You can't do this! I am one with UDX!
UDX is a fool, and so are his friends!
(
runs while
,
,
and
are chasing him!)
(Meanwhile, we find
,
, and
in
the resturant!
and
are eating bratwurst!
is eating strudel)
I don't know why you enjoy eating non-meat foods!
I just don't feel like eating anything meat at this momment!
Yeah, but I like my bratwurst with onions!
(In comes 3 cloaked people!)
What the?
Ignore them! They'll only disturb us!
(The three takes off their cloaks, to reveal
,
,
and
)
Alright everyone! This is a stick up! I want you all to give your money
to the four of us!(Notices that
isn't here!) Hey, where's waspy boy?
(In comes
, having trouble getting his cloak on)
I knew Megatron should have ordered another big one!(Notices
,
and
) Hey, are those kids....HEY, YOU THREE!
Uh-oh! Busted!
(Outside, you can hear screams and glasses being throwned out as
,
and
runs for it!)
(In the sky)
AHHHH, nothing like terrorizing the people of this small village to
begin the conquering of this planet! Soon, all of earth shall be mine! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Back on the ground,
was able to get away, and heads to the parking lot, to
find his car missing!)
Hey, who took the rental car?(Thinking) CARTMAN!
(Back at the city)
(Running) The one thing I need is to get away and find some anti-jews
group!
(Back with
)
There's too many of them!
We have to fight back! But how?
Agumon will handle this!
Right(Glows) Agumon, powervolve to (becomes
) GREYMON!
That is one huge T Rex!
Greymon's a digimon!
I need to learn about the Digimon!
Our only chance is to get to the airport and
get out of here
I'll get the stuff!
(
raises her hands and all of the luggage appears next to
)
I have a psychic power you know!
You don't say!
(They all grab their luggage and hop on
, and run off!)
(Seeing
) They're getting away! Get them!
(
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
and
are following
)
(At the city airport)
(
reaches the airport,
,
,
and the luggage gets off
's back, and
becomes
again)
Man, what a trip!
Now we need to board our flight and get out of here!
Right!
(Everyone goes inside, but outside)
So that's where they are! They're as good as ours!
(Inside)
Flight Attendant: (I'm sorry, but all flights are cancelled)
But we need to leave! We're the ones they're after!
Flight Attendant: (I'm sorry! It's too dangerous!)
Great! We're stuck in Germany!
(Seeing
) And we got worse problems
Hello, Triple H!
Stephane Johnson?
That's right! I work for Megatron, and I have plans to force you into
our team! Get em, men!
(In comes
,
,
and
)
They use to be good!
Well, we plan to put you all on our side!
You were all once good! What happened?
It's simple! We dumped it thanks to Stephanie!
URRRRRGGGGGHHHH! I HAD ENOUGH!
(
's eyes glow as she sends a sun wave, forcing
,
,
,
, and
out through a wall)
There has to be a(Spots a jumbo jet) Aha, a jet!
(
grabs
,
, and
and runs to the jet!)
Flight Attendant: (Wait, come back here)
(
,
,
and
arrives with their luggage at the jet, only that it was blocked off by
,
, and
)
You're not going anywhere with getting past us!
(All of a sudden, a truck appears and hits
,
and
! Out of it comes
)
Cartman, where have you been?
Trying to get away from Vince and his cronies!
Vince?
(In comes
,
and
)
Hey look, it's the traitor, Triple H!
Let's get em!
Yeah!
(
,
and
chases towards
,
,
,
and
! The 5 board their plane, with their luggage inside, and the
plane takes off)
(Inside the plane, it was
, flying the plane)
So, how'd you find out what happened?
Well it's simple! I have an ability to detect problems in the area!
So I went an decided to get a Jumbo Jet! Besides, UDX gave it to me!
Guess we're as good as heading home!
It's going to be a while! It's going to!
This sucks! I want cheesy poofs!
Stay Tuned For Scenes from the next BOTVGH:TND!
On the next BOTVGH:TND, The jumbo jet crashes into the frozen wasteland of the USA and
finds UDX, who is continuing to explore! They meet up with Wolverine and encounter the
spirit of Queen Beryl! Can the team defeat the evil spirit? Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND!
This is going to take a long time!