BOTVGH:TND Survivor, episode 1

(Day 1)
(At an island in the Digital World, we find a seaplane flying over the island)
Welcome everyone! This is BOTVGH:TND Survivor, and I'm your host UDX! To my left is Taichi Kamiya, who's sister is in this event and who's the expert on this island in the Digital World! To my right is Chibi Usa, who shall be our judge and referee in this fierce competition! And behind me, are the 16 compeitors! They all go into seperate tribes and will be miles seperate from each other! And all will compete for the next 42 days!
Pilot: UDX, we are over the target area!
Okay, land there! Tai, give us the info on this island!
Roger, this island has been digitally created to make it as if it were like a real tropical island! It was designed to have a huge mountain and many cliffs! One of those cliffs is the location of the tribal council!
(The plane lands near two boxes! One colored green, the other blue!)
(Out of the plane first comes TK, Kari, Zero, Burner, Rei, Wario, Klawkat, and Dan, who'll represent the Pentium team, which wears blue! Then out of the plane comes Chun Li, Snake, Misty, Waspinator, Cartman, Tiz, Dark Mantle, and Bass, who'll represent the Athlon team, which wears green!)
(Speaking through a megaphone) Okay everyone, let's see what each of you have brought! STarting with the Pentium tribe.
I brought this hunting knife my brother gave to me as a good luck charm
I brought this fishing line for fishing!
Well, I got my beam saber
:)(Points to a bag of rice)
I had to sneak this out of my apartment! (Shows her cooler)
A good ol pick ax!
My baseball bat!
A kettle!
Okay! Athlon, I would like to hear from what you got!
My father's sword, in his memory!
Bag o flour
A good ol mallet!
Waspinator brought, frying pan!
A 30 inch box of cheesy poofs!
Some fishing line!
An axe
swimming flippers!
Okay! Now I placed more supplies in those crates! Take those crates and go find your tribe! Pentium's tribe is at the left side, Athlon's tribe is at the right side!
(, , , , , , and opens up the blue box! , , , , , , , and opens up the green box!)
Wow, let's get it all out!
Woo hoo!
We're in da stuff!
I should have brought along cheese!
You're a cat, not a mouse! Cats eat fish!
Well, who's going to carry all the stuff?
I will! I'm strong!
I'll also carry! I'm a reploid!
(, , , , , , , and heads to the left, trying to find their flag!)
They're getting away!
We got the stuff loaded onto Waspinator and Cartman!
Why does Waspinator have to carry stuff? Why can't fish bot carry stuff?
Don't make me pound you with my mallet!
This is no time to complain!
Stupid little son of a *****!
(, , , , , , , and heads right, trying to find their flag)
(Meanwhile, with , , , , , , , and )
How long is it?
What I heard is 2 miles forward!
Two miles? That will take us a long time!
It won't if you just clear up your mind!
Like I bother!
I know who's going to get voted off first!
Who cares! All I want is cheese!
Cheese freak!
(Meanwhile, we find , , , , , , , and on the road to their flag)
I don't know how long this is gonna take!
Waspinator getting tired from carrying all this stuff!
Shut up and continue!
Damnit! Carrying this stuff is ****ing me off!
Well, we would have been there if it weren't for your complaining!
(All of a sudden, they see a green flag in the distance!)
Hey, there's our flag in the distance!
(Everyone cheers as they all head to the flag, except , and )
Waspinator hates carrying all this stuff!
Hey, come back here you dumbasses!
(Meanwhile, we find , , , , , , , and managed to reach their flag! and gets there first and sets down their stuff!)
Alright, we get near a beach!
And still no cheese?
Who cares! We finally made it!
Let's celebrate!
(Everyone cheers and runs down to the ocean, except , who's relaxing in the sun!)
(During the evening, at Athlon)
We have to set up camp!
We need leaves and branches!
(, , , , , and goes out to find leaves and huge branches!
You guys suck!
Come on! Aren't you going to go with us?
Shut up, skinny b****!
( goes after )
(At Pentium tribe)
Hows the setup of camp going?
It's going along fine!
I have as much strength as I can! I am a robot!
True, but even robots have limited power!
Heh, leave it to me to hold something up! I am the muscle of this tribe!
(When the structure is finish, , and carefully places leaves all over the top of the structure, then uses fishing line to tie down the roof!)
And we still have enough for more than 8 fishing poles!
(Back with the Athlon tribe)
Whew, it's finished, and near dark!
We would have gotten a lot faster if fat boy haven't caused problems!
(Eating some cheesy poofs) Aww **** you two!
All that matters is that we have shelter!
Misty's right! Let's all get some shut eye!
(During the night at Athlon)
I think I'm cramping up here!
This isn't my normal way of sleeping!
Someone's crunching my crotch!
Waspinator feeling in bad shape!
I can't tell where we are!
Who's on my chest!
Shut up, *****!
I need breathing room!
I wonder how Burner's doing!
(Meanwhile, at Pentium)
I think we're in a piledup situation!
You're telling me? Wario's already asleep!
Yeah, but why he'd get to go asleep!
He gets tired out that quick!
I bet Snake is in worse water than this
I am not so sure!
I want cheese, and lots of it!
Snap out of it, Klawkat!
( is still snoozing)
(Day 2, Pentium tribe)
How's the attempt at making fire going?
Not much luck!
Remember, our magic and tech weapons are disabled with the except of Zero's sword, which has lost its ability to make fire!
This is what I would say! ):(
I did not get that!
I wish someone brought a filer!
Like someone would! Give me a break!
(Hitting the wood with the bat) Burn, burn, burn! HAHAHAHA!
Klawkat, that's not how you set wood on fire! You need some sort of a spark!
(Athlon Tribe)
What kind of crap wood is this?
Thing won't start!
How are we going to make fire with crappy wood?
If Waspinator had weapon enabled, Waspinator would start fire!
We need to find a way to make fire!
Right, I'll go into the woods to search for some rock, so we can make fire!
Good luck!
Hope you come back!
(Meanwhile, we find in the woods looking for some rocks!)
Here Rocks rocks rocks rocks!
(All of a sudden, finds a wooden pack with a note inside)
(Reading the note) I know that you have problems making fire because Tai had programmed the island which decreased the chance of making fire a bit! But at the trial of fire, winning shall get you waterproof matches to last your tribe till the series ends, and the marking of a true tribe that will go down in deep history! (To himself) Oh my god, I got to report this back to my tribe
(We also find reading the note, and he is shocked)
Waterproof matches? I am so there(Takes the note back to his tribe)
(At Pentium tribe)
That's what the note says!
Just think! If we win, we'll have fire on our side!
I'm betting we shall win this one!
We must head towards, uh, where is it located?
It says the trial of fire is at the calm rom river!
Calm rom? Never heard of it!
Who cares! Maybe, we can use the fire to make, cheese!
Klawkat!
Sorry!
What are we waiting for, let's go!
(At Athlon tribe)
We have to heard to the calm rom river!
It ain't that far away!
Hey that's what the note says!
Finally ready to put Cartman's fat butt to work!
Hey, stop insulting my butt!
I am more than ready for the trial of fire!
Waspinator feel chicken
Mmmm! I love Chicken!
Very funny, snake! Now let's go!
(At the calm river, both tribes mean at one side of the river! comes in)
So, you know that I sent that letter, right?
Everyone else: No!
Well, to tell you the truth, I sent it, with help from Tai! He took all morning to set up this fire walk!
Waspinator does not like firewalk!
Well, you should all know that by winning, you shall earn these fireproof matches(Holds them up, everyone else cheers)! Plus, you'll gain something important, the immunity idol(Holds up the immunity idol)
Hey, that one looks different from the Survivor TV show!
(Coming in) You're right! I was the one who crafted it! This idol will symbolize one tribe as the one who will not vote any of their members off!
Okay, this is the first immunity challenge: Trial of fire! Rini!
Thanks UDX! According to this first round, the two heavyweights of the tribes will float to the other side! They must then grab a stick, and set it into the fire, and then bring it back! Then they must give it to one of the two girls, Rei for Pentium and Chun Li for Athlon! Then they must pass the fire to a torch, carry that torch to 2 mounds of ground with wood and set the wood on fire! Then they must walk across the fire while holding the torch of fire! Then the girls must pass the fire to Dan(Pentium) and Waspinator(Athlon)! Those two will go across 3 feet of water without dropping the flame! First one to the finish win!
You should know that by letting your torch go out, you must backtrack and relight!
And I do need some lemonade!
( and are in their positions across the wood on ground bridge! and are next to a pair of unlit torches! and are about to jump into the water)
Survivors ready!
All 6 contestants: Ready!
GO!
( and jumps into the water and starts swimming towards the land with the torches! is making more progress because of his size, but is catching up!)
(Getting out of the river) HAHA! I got the torch(Lights the torch, then jumps into the water with the torch still lit!)
( quickly grabs the torch, lights it, and jumps into the water with the torch high in the air, doing speed strokes, catching up)
( gets out of the water and lights 's torch, then runs with the torch! gets out and lights 's torch, then runs and takes her boots off!)
The blaze is with me! The blaze is with me!
(At the twin wood/ground bridges, lights her bridge, and takes her boots off!)
This is for you, father!
( runs across the bridge! Then in comes , who lights her bridge on fire and runs across it! Then lights 's torch and lights 's torch!)
( and goes across the 3 foot water river, with in the lead!)
Waspinator's gonna win! Waspinator's gonna win!
(All of a sudden, trips on a rock and falls, accidently putting out the fire! passes and gets to dry land, lighting the top torch, and winning it for the Pentium tribe!)
DAN NUMBER 1!
That's a victory for us, Dan!
WASPINATOR YOU STUPID IDIOT!
Oh no, Waspinator better start running!
Congradulations Dan! As victory, your tribe wins these matches,(gives the matches to ) and, most importantly, the immunity idol(Gives the immunity idol to )
YEAH(Holds the idol in their and cheers)
(Day 3, Athlon tribe)
Now that we lost the matches, and immunity, we are about to face the consequences!
One of us is going to get voted off
I'm betting my money on fatboy!
Hey, stop making fun of me!
Ya know, I think Waspinator should go!
It's going to be hard to get rid of a member, but rules are rules!
(Pentium Tribe)
Yesterday, was our first victory! We sure taught those Athlons a lession!
If it weren't for Dan, we would have voted someone off!
Luckily it ain't me!
This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!
And I do deserve some credit
Nah! You deserve it all!
Here's a toast, to Dan Hibiki!
Everyone: Hip Hip, Hurray!
(In the Evening, we find all 8 members of Athlon climbing the cliff!)
UDX said the tribal council would take place up there!
It's a long walk!
Heh, I rather take a bus
There is no bus!
(During the night, the 8 members arrives at the tribal council!)
Welcome to the tribal council! Here, we get to vote one person off! Before we do so, first, I would like to take a torch, and dip it into the fire
(Each member of the tribe takes a torch and lights it into the fire!)
That fire represents your life in the digital island! Now let's hear your comments
When we arrived at camp, we heard complaining coming from Cartman! All he cares about is cheesy poofs!
Yeah, but it got worse when Waspinator forced us to lose the trial!
I wish I was in that trial instead of that wasp!
Okay, but you can't change time! Now, I like to hear who should be voted off!
I'd like to say, even though Waspinator made us loss, I think Cartman should be voted off
I think we should banish Waspinator for losing our battle with Pentium!
I agree, Waspinator should leave our tribe!
Well, I think fatboy should leave our tribe!
Hey, don't call me fat! I think Wasp boy should leave!
Cartman should leave! He argued too much!
I agree with Tiz! Fatboy should go!
I think we should get rid of fat boy!
Thank you, now the people shall vote for who should be voted off!
( heads up to the voting altar)
Okay everyone, head to The tribal council and cast your vote!
Recommended to vote off: Cartman, Waspinator
Stop voting, we have the results Here