Tiffany 'Big tits' - 11/23/00 13:22:16 My Email:tiffanyj@ask.co.uk Real name: Tiffany Favorite recreational substance: Anything alcohol Sign: Leo What they want on there tombstone.: Here lie Tiffany, We'll miss those firm tits and shaven pussy | Comments: If anyone wants to know more about me - email me - reply guaranteed |
WOJO - 10/13/00 19:44:48 My Email:danJW417 Real name: WOJO Social Security #: 8475-54-5353 Major Credit Card #: WOJO Favorite recreational substance: WHAT COMES FROM THE MIND Sign: THE REALM OF THOSE WHO SEE IT What they want on there tombstone.: FOR MY MIND LIVES FOREVER | Comments: I KNOW YOU BUT WHY CANT ANYONE SEE THAT WHAT I HAVE INSIDE OF ME IS NOT HUMAN NOR ANIMAL BUT IT IS RATHER OF NON ANYTHING ORIGIN AND IT FEELS WHAT I FEEL AND TELLS ME WHAT I SHALL SEE AND THEN WHEN IT IS ALL OVER I TURN THE LIGHTS OFF AND THEN I SEE WHAT T IS. AND WHEN I SEE THE IT OR THE THING OR THE ME THAT IS IN MY ROOM I SAY WHO ARE YOU AND THEN I RESPOND AND SAY I AM YOU LOVE: WOJO |
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long - 05/23/00 19:39:39 My Email:silver Real name: Jonnie Holmes Social Security #: Petr North Major Credit Card #: dong | Comments: |
- 04/08/00 14:39:17 My URL:http://power99.com My Email:ina9@power99.com Real name: Tasha | Comments: |
- 04/08/00 14:39:16 My URL:http://power99.com My Email:ina9@power99.com Real name: Tasha | Comments: |
Zach Schoyer - 01/26/00 19:34:14 My URL:http://expage.com/page/zfunky My Email:no. Real name: no. Social Security #: no. Major Credit Card #: yes... wait, no. Favorite recreational substance: Peanut Butter Sign: Stop Sign What they want on there tombstone.: Pepperoni, but she's (?) a vegitarian | Comments: no. |
kyle is a dickhead anti racist anti sexist guy... - 01/14/00 13:20:11 My URL:http://beanheffer.8m.com/photo/kyle1.jpg My Email:punks_dont_fall_in_love@yahoo.com Real name: kyle karnan Social Security #: hah fuck you Major Credit Card #: bullshit Favorite recreational substance: coffee, ah, a soft drink that shall remain nameless, no alcohol man, im straight edge Sign: cancer What they want on there tombstone.: here lies ... uhhh.... well..... ummm.... somebody | Comments: the given url is my picture (really its me, and im only 15). i DO fall in love, but no one loves me back. beer sucks. pot sucks. the battle of the sexes sucks. racism sucks. your politics suck. my politics suck. richard simmons sucks. ricky martin sucks. his sucks. everything sucks. suck. fuck. schmuck. luck. duck. truck. huck. stuck. guck. chuck. wow... cow. sow. dow. brow. now. how. unibrow. thats all for now... fuckers. |
Name: Free For Chat | My URL: Visit Me |
My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
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christina - 09/18/99 02:29:49 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/broadway/6786 My Email:chuntabba@aol.com Real name: madonna Social Security #: ha Major Credit Card #: cute Favorite recreational substance: liquor Sign: capricorn What they want on there tombstone.: "Immortal goddess" | Comments: Hey if you want to get rid of the pop ups, just put that damn geoguide code on your page! ...advice from a fellow geoshitties user... |
Ciano - 08/25/99 00:33:28 My Email:ciano68@libero.it Real name: Luciano Pelle Favorite recreational substance: Chocolate Sign: Libra What they want on there tombstone.: a tombstone | Comments: I'm here 'cause i'm looking for Amanda Bone, a 28 years old girl who was living in Kings Lynn (Norfolk - UK) in 1987. I met her in Spain. Is there anybody out there that knows where she is now? |
nick hall (creator of this site) - 08/12/99 03:39:39 My Email:nick@everyplace.com Favorite recreational substance: Weed Sign: Leo What they want on there tombstone.: Just cheese. | Comments: I would like to apologize for authoring this site. Unfortunately, I can do nothing about its existence, as I've long since forgotten the password to edit or delete it, and have no way of retrieving it. In truth, I probably could retrieve said password if o motivated, but I'm not a very motivated individual, so there goes that. Anyway, please don't hate me, I constructed this between the ages of about twelve and fourteen and everyone came up with shit like this at that age, I was having social troubles and this was my emotional and intellectual outlet. Let this page stand as a reminder to all who would look upon it that we all have had our moments of fleeting taste and desperate striving for some chance to prove that we are not like the rest of them, it was as much for me. I turned seventeen today and felt the need to bring closure to the younger half of my teenage years, this seemed the best way to do so. Goodnight all, go in peace. -nick |
spunkbubble - 02/16/99 14:44:52 My Email:nope Real name: Karl Marx Social Security #: ha ha Major Credit Card #: must be joking Favorite recreational substance: cheese Sign: a bad case of halitosis What they want on there tombstone.: Fuck off | Comments: |
alyssa - 02/04/99 08:32:36 My URL:http://www.tns.net/morrison/ My Email:ozma@tns.net Favorite recreational substance: pasta. Sign: "trucks and daihatsus only" What they want on there tombstone.: i dont like frozen pizza. | Comments: sometimes i think my refrigerator speeds up time. inside, i mean. |
mother fucking bitchass bestiality junkie - 02/02/99 03:19:23 My URL:http://dfhsgjsda My Email:djgfsrdu Real name: mother fuckingbitchassbestialityjunkie Social Security #: 679806097 Major Credit Card #: 57254754 Favorite recreational substance: Cum in the bleeding anal passage of a pregnant male donkey(by the way she's your mum) Sign: my pet's dick up your anus What they want on there tombstone.: all the #@@%$$@#^^%^%%$%%%$#$@$%#%%^$##$#^^#$@#$%^%^&**()&$@%^&&*^%^^ | Comments: @)(%#**$#!#*&(())(^$$@@#$%#@$%^@!@#%&$@%E%$#^FYUJGFY%RSDFC%&CVITBGWC#DRBHG$E^DR%R&T |
Andy Toth - 01/02/99 06:13:43 My URL:http://www.gay.com My Email:atoth@bu.edu Real name: Andy Toth Social Security #: 178606126 Major Credit Card #: 4088780923324564 Favorite recreational substance: diphenhydramine hcl or spending time with "others" Sign: EXIT, baby. hahaha, get outta my face, dude! i am too hot for you. What they want on there tombstone.: desert anagrams | Comments: Why is this guestbook full of hate? I am here to fill it with love. I love Nick. I love his guestbook. I trust humanity. I am filled with the void of Christ...that keeps me happy because I really don't have to think about anything anymore. Remember after you exit college/university...always choose "non-profit industry"..whatever your industry may be. Tata now, bitch. |
Matt Stidle- 01/01/99 01:28:20My URL:http://members.xoom.com/OSE/ My Email:rumish@hotmail.com Real name: Alright, you got me... Dom Deluise Social Security #: 867-5309 (Jenny) Favorite recreational substance: corn dip Sign: Road With No Shoulders Ahead What they want on there tombstone.: "Why is there a tombstone for him, since he was cremated?" | Comments: This site is... Interesting. I approve of and am energetic about your anti-Christianity. For my website (as well as hot, hot sex) go to: http://members.xoom.com/OSE/ |
kathleen - 12/06/98 18:38:42 My Email:kaffeaulait@yahoo.com Real name: kathleen Favorite recreational substance: singing and meting new friends Sign: gemini What they want on there tombstone.: sign of jesus | Comments: well christmas is coming and i'd like some nice wording to send for my friend and also to my love ones need some help |
the delmonty man - 11/20/98 10:09:55 Real name: mr delmonty Social Security #: 666 Major Credit Card #: satan's arse Favorite recreational substance: cum Sign: my cock What they want on there tombstone.: satan stars and all that shit | Comments: this is a fucked up world but not as fucked up as this web page ! ps i just want to say that i suck shit , BACKWARDS! |
the delmonty man - 11/20/98 10:09:43 Real name: mr delmonty Social Security #: 666 Major Credit Card #: satan's arse Favorite recreational substance: cum Sign: my cock What they want on there tombstone.: satan stars and all that shit | Comments: this is a fucked up world but not as fucked up as this web page ! ps i just want to say that i suck shit , BACKWARDS! |
jammi jones jam - 11/20/98 10:05:42 What they want on there tombstone.: big bobbies! | Comments: |
Frank Rizzo - 11/18/98 22:46:43 My URL:suck it!!! My Email:YEAH RIGHT!!! Real name: I ALREADY TOLD YA Social Security #: WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????? Major Credit Card #: WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU THAT EIGHTER???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Favorite recreational substance: K-Y JELLY Sign: my middle finger What they want on there tombstone.: life sucks, but this webpage sucks even more than anything else i have ever seen | Comments: This is the absolute WORST webpage i have ever seen. It is the worst piece of shit on the entire web. I hope the person who made it dies instantly, even when the person tried to be funny he/she croaked........just do everyone a favor and take it down.... nd don't try to send me a virus cuz' i will send you one back that will shut your computer down. So long suckers! |
Grunge-Girl - 10/30/98 00:29:54 My Email:kurtnirvana4ever@hotmail.com Real name: S>R Social Security #: Fuck off What they want on there tombstone.: Life is like a dream on the way to fucking death! I pitty all of you'se that are living | Comments: I hate god for giving me this fucked up life. KURT COBAIN WILL LIVE 4-EVER |
Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Just passing thru and saw your page Thanks
CSA Agent - 08/23/98 06:04:41 My URL:http://web.ionsys.com/~paradox My Email:Unknown Real name: My identity must remain secret, I cannot reveal it to you Social Security #: I'm Canadian!!!! Major Credit Card #: Righto! Favorite recreational substance: Barq's Sign: Captain What they want on there tombstone.: He lived, he died. That's all that's known. | Comments: Hmmm... Interesting page... ADVERTISEMENT!ADVERTISEMENT!ADVERTISEMENT! If you want FREE Web Design, FREE Graphics Design, and other completely FREE services then click HERE ADVERTISEMENT!ADVERTISEMENT!ADVERTISEMENT! The above is an unpaid advertisement. The makers of this website think it's pretty cool. |
the general - 07/22/98 15:26:19 Real name: steve ganly Favorite recreational substance: gangaman Sign: free beer served here tonight ! What they want on there tombstone.: my bosses head | Comments: |
Simon - 07/10/98 00:56:09 My URL:http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~sxh96s Real name: Simon Favorite recreational substance: water Sign: Well, i'm right on the edge between vrigo and libra, so i'm not sure really. it depends on what paper you read. sorry What they want on there tombstone.: nah - i don't want a tombstone i want to be cremated. It's more fun. | Comments: Americans, americans. How many american websites have i visited where americans have signed guestbooks and said something like 'hey there dil-boy, i'm gonna whip yo' ass, ho! Eat shit and die, motherfucker then suck my dick!'? How many? Well, one so far, os i just visited yours. But that's besides the point. Ah, sweet it is to know the Queen's english. Well, she is, you know. Anyways, keep up the good work, but would somebody PURLEASE tell me what a 'frat-boy' is? Cos i'm dying to know. Honest. |
Smelly - 06/21/98 09:15:32 My Email:joff@cobweb.com.au Real name: Boy George Michael Gorbachov Social Security #: 1208-879-567 Major Credit Card #: 00078 9083 2183 Favorite recreational substance: Elephant's Jism Sign: The Bull What they want on there tombstone.: A picture of a guy with a chicks head nailed onto it. | Comments: This site has left me dazed and confused. This is beside the point, but the other day I saw this guy and he had dreadlocks in his beard, and he dropped his wallet, so I picked it up and it was empty, so I gave it back to him and he shook my hand and gave me 5 bucks. So I went to a shop and bough a lottery ticket, and I won 2000 bucks, so I spent it all on lollies and crack, which made me feel quit nice. For real. Serious. |
Big Nuts - 06/21/98 07:31:14 My Email:Woko2@aol.com Real name: Anton LaVey Social Security #: 420-69-666 Major Credit Card #: 666-69-420 Favorite recreational substance: I can't say, but the first letter is P and the last is T, and the very middle is O Sign: My middle finger What they want on there tombstone.: Your god is dead and nobody cares, if theres a hell, I'll see ya there | Comments: Hello, my nuts are 3 pounds 7 oz, they are fun. |
Big Sexy - 06/20/98 11:45:35 My Email:mrcharsima@hotmail.com Real name: Inner rectum Favorite recreational substance: monkey spunk Sign: gemini What they want on there tombstone.: I cant believe i ate the whole thing!!! | Comments: My name is brian I am fine, how are you? I like women do you? My best friends name is Alex hes a cat. I also have 2 goldfish. Do you have any pets? My favourite colours are biege, off white, bone and cream. Im friends with a black person. Blacks are peopl too. His name is Sambo the nigger. Red cordial is so yummy in my tummy it makes me funny. Im also into fisting. So is Sambo. Well gotta go please mail me. |
Pants - 06/15/98 11:10:08 My URL:http://www.pants.com My Email:pants@yomamma.com Real name: Nads Favorite recreational substance: Meat Sign: Pants What they want on there tombstone.: A cow wearing a pair of grey slacks. | Comments: The mass compasition of the upper class is in no way involved with our so-called 'freedoms' which are only brought about by the fear of the general public of the fascist Governments which, in turn, will eventually turn the other cheek. Pants. |
somebody - 05/21/98 20:38:13 My Email:somebody@hotmail.com Real name: someone Social Security #: find out yourself Major Credit Card #: screw you Favorite recreational substance: beating people up Sign: scorpio What they want on there tombstone.: jesus rules | Comments: You assholes are idiots and should be shot. Bring back capital punishment |
Ed Beaver - 04/27/98 01:51:09 My Email:cooper@usaor.net | Comments:![]() |
Jon Conti - 04/14/98 16:17:16 Real name: brian springman Favorite recreational substance: ho's, fat ass ho's | Comments: I agree with everything the guy below said you ugly piece of shit. please die a horrible death. |
Sal Rosenthal - 04/14/98 16:12:37 My URL:http://phatass My Email:aol fat egyptian nuns Real name: Sal Rosenthal, bitch Social Security #: 142-62-9776 Major Credit Card #: 0000452988574 Favorite recreational substance: crack Sign: scorpio, because i live with my grandmother!!! What they want on there tombstone.: Cheddar, lots of Chedder you fat fuck!! | Comments: Dear Guy who made this page, I have major emotional problems. I was wondering if you could visit me. Upon your visit i'll be sure to bash your head in with a pipe wrench because this is the absolute worst web page i have ever been on in my life. Please eat shit and die. Respectfully Yours, The Guy who wants to beat your ass |
abby - 04/14/98 02:47:42 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Pier/3821 My Email:lobsternation@mailexcite.com Real name: abby Social Security #: 212210091087274 Major Credit Card #: all my money is in a sock under my bed Favorite recreational substance: vaseline Sign: cap What they want on there tombstone.: I Told You I Was Sick. | Comments: oops... there's nothing in there. abort, retry, fail? |
Christina - 04/04/98 04:48:04 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/broadway/6786 My Email:chun_t@webtv.net Real name: ...cute. Favorite recreational substance: ...your mom? Sign: Capricorn - the goat What they want on there tombstone.: Cheese | Comments: Interesting page. I'm not to sure about you yourself, but I comment you for having an offbeat sense of humor and some character :) |
Ben the eternal asskicker - 04/03/98 18:48:52 My Email:creject999@aol.com Real name: Charlie, Vietnam MAN Social Security #: 69 Major Credit Card #: 69 69 69 Favorite recreational substance: Quit smoking that Cannabis Sign: Hashish What they want on there tombstone.: pour out a little liquor for your homies | Comments: Suck my big one. And don't spit. I like when you swallow the fruit of my lions |
J10 - 03/16/98 21:09:19 My URL:http://www.inil.com/users/nogiec/ What they want on there tombstone.: Don't you mean in my tombstone"? | Comments: blah blah blah |
Sad Tomato - 03/11/98 03:39:27 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/vt/tomatoland My Email:sadtomato@forpresident.com Real name: Sad Social Security #: hey baby what's your S.S.number? Major Credit Card #: wouldn't you like to know? Favorite recreational substance: is this thing being monitored? Sign: This is the dawning of the age of Cancer!! What they want on there tombstone.: Don't let the meanies bite your head off | Comments: Hey silly boy-- silly page you have here. The simplicity is um, REFRESHING! Keep on keeping on. --Sad ![]() |
Jammer - 03/07/98 15:08:51 My URL:http://www.internetx.net/~rsaunders/ My Email:rsaunders@internetx.net Real name: God Social Security #: 123-45-7890 Major Credit Card #: 666 Favorite recreational substance: Jim Beam Sign: Proced with Caution What they want on there tombstone.: He's dead | Comments: Different. But that's what makes it so good. Hey, I liked the page. Anything wrong with that? ![]() |
Ren or Stimpy - 02/27/98 18:57:01 My URL:www.redlight.com My Email:VBster@aol.com Real name: Ren, or is it Stimpy? You know, to tell you the truth, I relly don't know—or do I? Social Security #: Yes Major Credit Card #: Sometimes Favorite recreational substance: Well, seldom but almost never Sign: "Stop". Or was it "No stopping or standing"? Who knows? What they want on there tombstone.: Sausage, pizza, and pizza | Comments: Here's a picture of me, hope you enjoy. By the way, I'm the girl. These were two guys I found at the bowling alley. Note: Whoever it was who signed this, thought it would be worthwhile to put a picture of a rather pornographic nature here. In my oppinion, this was a very tasteless gesture, seeing as how, most people probably aren't expecting to see that here. So, I removed said picture from this spot, however, if you would like to see it, click here. Feel free to send me naked pictures of yourself or anyone for that matter. I like to look at them an masturbate. Anyway, my e-mail address is VBster@aol.com. Thanks. |
The BoBFather - 02/26/98 21:33:50 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Palms/4166/brave.html My Email:bob_the_defender@hotmail.com Real name: Reality blows... Social Security #: 1-800-94-JENNY Major Credit Card #: 000SAMPLE000000 Favorite recreational substance: C4 explosives Sign: slippery when wet What they want on there tombstone.: pepperoni and sausage | Comments: A nuclear bomb usually ruins a good day, unless you launched it yourself. Then you're probably having a good day. |
Senzaman Wuzzyneeds - 02/22/98 01:40:27 My URL:http://www.cdc.gov My Email:aeh@sprynet.com Real name: Who wants to know? Social Security #: 402110796 Major Credit Card #: ******* Favorite recreational substance: Jesus, Our Lord and Savior Sign: League of the Miraculous Infant Jesus of Prauge What they want on there tombstone.: i have hair. | Comments: i got no legs.... |
Bob - 02/11/98 12:11:46 My Email:973501u@bs-student.rgu.ac.uk Real name: Bill Social Security #: 698542 - 45896 Major Credit Card #: 3245 78 94256 go easy eh? Favorite recreational substance: Jack Daniels & a joint Sign: I just wave sometimes What they want on there tombstone.: cheese, black olives, mushrooms, shit Im getting hungry. | Comments: Cool page. We Scot's like that sick and warped humour of as I suspest you americans. Keep up the good work. To Hullaballoo. ITS FUNNY! |
$**$(^@@^)(&!@ - 01/07/98 22:36:49 My URL:http://www.shit.com Real name: Dave Thomas Favorite recreational substance: sex Sign: Gemini What they want on there tombstone.: "Dave Thomas, beloved brother, friend, and penis." | Comments: I sell propane and propane accessories. |
Felouen - 12/22/97 23:31:57 My URL:http://www.cdc.gov My Email:aluminium@oka.net Real name: i'd tell you, but then i'd have to kill you Favorite recreational substance: endoplasmic reticulum Sign: caution: police line - do not cross What they want on there tombstone.: I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious... | Comments: hey baby, how's about them steelers? |
hullaballoo - 12/15/97 20:13:35 My Email:hullaballoo@rocketmail.com Real name: letitia Major Credit Card #: I dont think so Favorite recreational substance: kool aid Sign: astrology is for morons What they want on there tombstone.: she thought this guys page sucked | Comments: I think your page is completely stupid and dont really understand your stand on religion what was the link to the christian site and hail bop site for? e-mail me please and explain your self if you have time hullaballoo |
Amanda Bone - 12/05/97 03:26:56 My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~shagg/porn1/porn2 My Email:damnit@gotomywebpage.com Real name: Anita Bath Social Security #: (501) 229-3995 Major Credit Card #: (501) 229-3995 Favorite recreational substance: sheep/goat juice Sign: "stop" What they want on there tombstone.: a slice o' luv | Comments: I left my url. GO TO IT. I left my phone number as my ss#. CALL ME!!!! lemme know what you think of my page. |
Me - 11/25/97 01:52:05 My URL:http://www.nothing.com My Email:com@com.com Real name: God Social Security #: w498uy5ngh48j Major Credit Card #: ihu4ejh48858t Favorite recreational substance: drugs...I mean...drugs? Sign: yo mamma What they want on there tombstone.: mushrooms (the magic kind) | Comments: I like your page, it's...uh...creative...yeah, that's it, creative. |
Yo Mama - 10/30/97 00:19:57 My URL:http://www.youknowyouloveme.com My Email:beppotm@ix.netcom.com Real name: Alison, ho Social Security #: 55378008 (look at it upside down, retard) Favorite recreational substance: Star Wars and Cheetos alone on a Saturday night Sign: Taurus, who's askin'? What they want on there tombstone.: Methinks you need to find something better to put in this space, what do you want on your tombstone is sooo old | Comments: okay, now i KNOW at least 1090 of those hits was you. fess up, repent. that is the only way you will be accepted into the kingdom of the lord. |
Jennay - 10/12/97 22:38:51 My URL:http://www.concentric.net/~dtcrlw2 My Email:Jen-nay@juno.com Real name: Jennay Social Security #: 867-53-0944 Favorite recreational substance: LSD Sign: Sagittarius What they want on there tombstone.: Damn Im Smooth | Comments: Doode you fuckin rock..you roole.. you kick major ass.. :) now marry me :) |
omega_supreme - 08/23/97 08:39:43 My URL:http://www.math.pitt.edu/~aardvark/ My Email:omega_supreme@hotmail.com Real name: omega_supreme Social Security #: transformer #655321 Major Credit Card #: 4013-3365-7253-6865 Favorite recreational substance: satan Sign: left What they want on there tombstone.: Flowers and banners saying "This killing by a large truck could have been avoided if one more person would have bought an original transformer." | Comments: Want to buy a tee shirt with a custom image on it? email omega_supreme@hotmail.com |
Bill Clinton - 07/24/97 03:59:08 My URL:http://www.whitehouse.gov My Email:bill@whitehouse.gov Real name: Elvis Presly Social Security #: 999-11-5555 Major Credit Card #: huh? Favorite recreational substance: Diet Coke Sign: aquarius What they wan't on there tombstone: pepperoni | Comments: Nifty page. How many of those 1060 hits is you. |