Everyone on this page is a good person and is going to have a good life. If you're looking at this page and haven't signed, well, you're not a good person, and you will have a very bad life, my thugs will see to that.



Tiffany 'Big tits' - 11/23/00 13:22:16
My Email:tiffanyj@ask.co.uk
Real name: Tiffany
Favorite recreational substance: Anything alcohol
Sign: Leo
What they want on there tombstone.: Here lie Tiffany, We'll miss those firm tits and shaven pussy
Comments:
If anyone wants to know more about me - email me - reply guaranteed



WOJO - 10/13/00 19:44:48
My Email:danJW417
Real name: WOJO
Social Security #: 8475-54-5353
Major Credit Card #: WOJO
Favorite recreational substance: WHAT COMES FROM THE MIND
Sign: THE REALM OF THOSE WHO SEE IT
What they want on there tombstone.: FOR MY MIND LIVES FOREVER
Comments:
I KNOW YOU BUT WHY CANT ANYONE SEE THAT WHAT I HAVE INSIDE OF ME IS NOT HUMAN NOR ANIMAL BUT IT IS RATHER OF NON ANYTHING ORIGIN AND IT FEELS WHAT I FEEL AND TELLS ME WHAT I SHALL SEE AND THEN WHEN IT IS ALL OVER I TURN THE LIGHTS OFF AND THEN I SEE WHAT T IS. AND WHEN I SEE THE IT OR THE THING OR THE ME THAT IS IN MY ROOM I SAY WHO ARE YOU AND THEN I RESPOND AND SAY I AM YOU LOVE: WOJO



- 10/13/00 19:32:03
Comments:



long - 05/23/00 19:39:39
My Email:silver
Real name: Jonnie Holmes
Social Security #: Petr North
Major Credit Card #: dong
Comments:



- 04/08/00 14:39:17
My URL:http://power99.com
My Email:ina9@power99.com
Real name: Tasha
Comments:



- 04/08/00 14:39:16
My URL:http://power99.com
My Email:ina9@power99.com
Real name: Tasha
Comments:



Zach Schoyer - 01/26/00 19:34:14
My URL:http://expage.com/page/zfunky
My Email:no.
Real name: no.
Social Security #: no.
Major Credit Card #: yes... wait, no.
Favorite recreational substance: Peanut Butter
Sign: Stop Sign
What they want on there tombstone.: Pepperoni, but she's (?) a vegitarian
Comments:
no.



kyle is a dickhead anti racist anti sexist guy... - 01/14/00 13:20:11
My URL:http://beanheffer.8m.com/photo/kyle1.jpg
My Email:punks_dont_fall_in_love@yahoo.com
Real name: kyle karnan
Social Security #: hah fuck you
Major Credit Card #: bullshit
Favorite recreational substance: coffee, ah, a soft drink that shall remain nameless, no alcohol man, im straight edge
Sign: cancer
What they want on there tombstone.: here lies ... uhhh.... well..... ummm.... somebody
Comments:
the given url is my picture (really its me, and im only 15). i DO fall in love, but no one loves me back. beer sucks. pot sucks. the battle of the sexes sucks. racism sucks. your politics suck. my politics suck. richard simmons sucks. ricky martin sucks. his sucks. everything sucks. suck. fuck. schmuck. luck. duck. truck. huck. stuck. guck. chuck. wow... cow. sow. dow. brow. now. how. unibrow. thats all for now... fuckers.



11/19/99 19:12:10
Name: Free For Chat My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Nizzawebsite. Dank für das Lassen ich Ihr guestbook unterzeichnen



christina - 09/18/99 02:29:49
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/broadway/6786
My Email:chuntabba@aol.com
Real name: madonna
Social Security #: ha
Major Credit Card #: cute
Favorite recreational substance: liquor
Sign: capricorn
What they want on there tombstone.: "Immortal goddess"
Comments:
Hey if you want to get rid of the pop ups, just put that damn geoguide code on your page! ...advice from a fellow geoshitties user...



Ciano - 08/25/99 00:33:28
My Email:ciano68@libero.it
Real name: Luciano Pelle
Favorite recreational substance: Chocolate
Sign: Libra
What they want on there tombstone.: a tombstone
Comments:
I'm here 'cause i'm looking for Amanda Bone, a 28 years old girl who was living in Kings Lynn (Norfolk - UK) in 1987. I met her in Spain. Is there anybody out there that knows where she is now?



nick hall (creator of this site) - 08/12/99 03:39:39
My Email:nick@everyplace.com
Favorite recreational substance: Weed
Sign: Leo
What they want on there tombstone.: Just cheese.
Comments:
I would like to apologize for authoring this site. Unfortunately, I can do nothing about its existence, as I've long since forgotten the password to edit or delete it, and have no way of retrieving it. In truth, I probably could retrieve said password if o motivated, but I'm not a very motivated individual, so there goes that. Anyway, please don't hate me, I constructed this between the ages of about twelve and fourteen and everyone came up with shit like this at that age, I was having social troubles and this was my emotional and intellectual outlet. Let this page stand as a reminder to all who would look upon it that we all have had our moments of fleeting taste and desperate striving for some chance to prove that we are not like the rest of them, it was as much for me. I turned seventeen today and felt the need to bring closure to the younger half of my teenage years, this seemed the best way to do so. Goodnight all, go in peace. -nick



spunkbubble - 02/16/99 14:44:52
My Email:nope
Real name: Karl Marx
Social Security #: ha ha
Major Credit Card #: must be joking
Favorite recreational substance: cheese
Sign: a bad case of halitosis
What they want on there tombstone.: Fuck off
Comments:



alyssa - 02/04/99 08:32:36
My URL:http://www.tns.net/morrison/
My Email:ozma@tns.net
Favorite recreational substance: pasta.
Sign: "trucks and daihatsus only"
What they want on there tombstone.: i dont like frozen pizza.
Comments:
sometimes i think my refrigerator speeds up time. inside, i mean.



mother fucking bitchass bestiality junkie - 02/02/99 03:19:23
My URL:http://dfhsgjsda
My Email:djgfsrdu
Real name: mother fuckingbitchassbestialityjunkie
Social Security #: 679806097
Major Credit Card #: 57254754
Favorite recreational substance: Cum in the bleeding anal passage of a pregnant male donkey(by the way she's your mum)
Sign: my pet's dick up your anus
What they want on there tombstone.: all the #@@%$$@#^^%^%%$%%%$#$@$%#%%^$##$#^^#$@#$%^%^&**()&$@%^&&*^%^^
Comments:
@)(%#**$#!#*&(())(^$$@@#$%#@$%^@!@#%&$@%E%$#^FYUJGFY%RSDFC%&CVITBGWC#DRBHG$E^DR%R&T



Andy Toth - 01/02/99 06:13:43
My URL:http://www.gay.com
My Email:atoth@bu.edu
Real name: Andy Toth
Social Security #: 178606126
Major Credit Card #: 4088780923324564
Favorite recreational substance: diphenhydramine hcl or spending time with "others"
Sign: EXIT, baby. hahaha, get outta my face, dude! i am too hot for you.
What they want on there tombstone.: desert anagrams
Comments:
Why is this guestbook full of hate? I am here to fill it with love. I love Nick. I love his guestbook. I trust humanity. I am filled with the void of Christ...that keeps me happy because I really don't have to think about anything anymore. Remember after you exit college/university...always choose "non-profit industry"..whatever your industry may be. Tata now, bitch.



Matt Stidle - 01/01/99 01:28:20
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/OSE/
My Email:rumish@hotmail.com
Real name: Alright, you got me... Dom Deluise
Social Security #: 867-5309 (Jenny)
Favorite recreational substance: corn dip
Sign: Road With No Shoulders Ahead
What they want on there tombstone.: "Why is there a tombstone for him, since he was cremated?"
Comments:
This site is... Interesting. I approve of and am energetic about your anti-Christianity. For my website (as well as hot, hot sex) go to: http://members.xoom.com/OSE/



kathleen - 12/06/98 18:38:42
My Email:kaffeaulait@yahoo.com
Real name: kathleen
Favorite recreational substance: singing and meting new friends
Sign: gemini
What they want on there tombstone.: sign of jesus
Comments:
well christmas is coming and i'd like some nice wording to send for my friend and also to my love ones need some help



the delmonty man - 11/20/98 10:09:55
Real name: mr delmonty
Social Security #: 666
Major Credit Card #: satan's arse
Favorite recreational substance: cum
Sign: my cock
What they want on there tombstone.: satan stars and all that shit
Comments:
this is a fucked up world but not as fucked up as this web page ! ps i just want to say that i suck shit , BACKWARDS!



the delmonty man - 11/20/98 10:09:43
Real name: mr delmonty
Social Security #: 666
Major Credit Card #: satan's arse
Favorite recreational substance: cum
Sign: my cock
What they want on there tombstone.: satan stars and all that shit
Comments:
this is a fucked up world but not as fucked up as this web page ! ps i just want to say that i suck shit , BACKWARDS!



jammi jones jam - 11/20/98 10:05:42
What they want on there tombstone.: big bobbies!
Comments:



Frank Rizzo - 11/18/98 22:46:43
My URL:suck it!!!
My Email:YEAH RIGHT!!!
Real name: I ALREADY TOLD YA
Social Security #: WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU THAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????
Major Credit Card #: WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU THAT EIGHTER????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Favorite recreational substance: K-Y JELLY
Sign: my middle finger
What they want on there tombstone.: life sucks, but this webpage sucks even more than anything else i have ever seen
Comments:
This is the absolute WORST webpage i have ever seen. It is the worst piece of shit on the entire web. I hope the person who made it dies instantly, even when the person tried to be funny he/she croaked........just do everyone a favor and take it down.... nd don't try to send me a virus cuz' i will send you one back that will shut your computer down. So long suckers!



Grunge-Girl - 10/30/98 00:29:54
My Email:kurtnirvana4ever@hotmail.com
Real name: S>R
Social Security #: Fuck off
What they want on there tombstone.: Life is like a dream on the way to fucking death! I pitty all of you'se that are living
Comments:
I hate god for giving me this fucked up life. KURT COBAIN WILL LIVE 4-EVER



10/16/98 10:53:11
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just passing thru and saw your page Thanks



CSA Agent - 08/23/98 06:04:41
My URL:http://web.ionsys.com/~paradox
My Email:Unknown
Real name: My identity must remain secret, I cannot reveal it to you
Social Security #: I'm Canadian!!!!
Major Credit Card #: Righto!
Favorite recreational substance: Barq's
Sign: Captain
What they want on there tombstone.: He lived, he died. That's all that's known.
Comments:
Hmmm... Interesting page... ADVERTISEMENT!ADVERTISEMENT!ADVERTISEMENT! If you want FREE Web Design, FREE Graphics Design, and other completely FREE services then click HERE ADVERTISEMENT!ADVERTISEMENT!ADVERTISEMENT! The above is an unpaid advertisement. The makers of this website think it's pretty cool.



the general - 07/22/98 15:26:19
Real name: steve ganly
Favorite recreational substance: gangaman
Sign: free beer served here tonight !
What they want on there tombstone.: my bosses head
Comments:



Simon - 07/10/98 00:56:09
My URL:http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~sxh96s
Real name: Simon
Favorite recreational substance: water
Sign: Well, i'm right on the edge between vrigo and libra, so i'm not sure really. it depends on what paper you read. sorry
What they want on there tombstone.: nah - i don't want a tombstone i want to be cremated. It's more fun.
Comments:
Americans, americans. How many american websites have i visited where americans have signed guestbooks and said something like 'hey there dil-boy, i'm gonna whip yo' ass, ho! Eat shit and die, motherfucker then suck my dick!'? How many? Well, one so far, os i just visited yours. But that's besides the point. Ah, sweet it is to know the Queen's english. Well, she is, you know. Anyways, keep up the good work, but would somebody PURLEASE tell me what a 'frat-boy' is? Cos i'm dying to know. Honest.



Smelly - 06/21/98 09:15:32
My Email:joff@cobweb.com.au
Real name: Boy George Michael Gorbachov
Social Security #: 1208-879-567
Major Credit Card #: 00078 9083 2183
Favorite recreational substance: Elephant's Jism
Sign: The Bull
What they want on there tombstone.: A picture of a guy with a chicks head nailed onto it.
Comments:
This site has left me dazed and confused. This is beside the point, but the other day I saw this guy and he had dreadlocks in his beard, and he dropped his wallet, so I picked it up and it was empty, so I gave it back to him and he shook my hand and gave me 5 bucks. So I went to a shop and bough a lottery ticket, and I won 2000 bucks, so I spent it all on lollies and crack, which made me feel quit nice. For real. Serious.



Big Nuts - 06/21/98 07:31:14
My Email:Woko2@aol.com
Real name: Anton LaVey
Social Security #: 420-69-666
Major Credit Card #: 666-69-420
Favorite recreational substance: I can't say, but the first letter is P and the last is T, and the very middle is O
Sign: My middle finger
What they want on there tombstone.: Your god is dead and nobody cares, if theres a hell, I'll see ya there
Comments:
Hello, my nuts are 3 pounds 7 oz, they are fun.



Big Sexy - 06/20/98 11:45:35
My Email:mrcharsima@hotmail.com
Real name: Inner rectum
Favorite recreational substance: monkey spunk
Sign: gemini
What they want on there tombstone.: I cant believe i ate the whole thing!!!
Comments:
My name is brian I am fine, how are you? I like women do you? My best friends name is Alex hes a cat. I also have 2 goldfish. Do you have any pets? My favourite colours are biege, off white, bone and cream. Im friends with a black person. Blacks are peopl too. His name is Sambo the nigger. Red cordial is so yummy in my tummy it makes me funny. Im also into fisting. So is Sambo. Well gotta go please mail me.



Pants - 06/15/98 11:10:08
My URL:http://www.pants.com
My Email:pants@yomamma.com
Real name: Nads
Favorite recreational substance: Meat
Sign: Pants
What they want on there tombstone.: A cow wearing a pair of grey slacks.
Comments:
The mass compasition of the upper class is in no way involved with our so-called 'freedoms' which are only brought about by the fear of the general public of the fascist Governments which, in turn, will eventually turn the other cheek. Pants.



somebody - 05/21/98 20:38:13
My Email:somebody@hotmail.com
Real name: someone
Social Security #: find out yourself
Major Credit Card #: screw you
Favorite recreational substance: beating people up
Sign: scorpio
What they want on there tombstone.: jesus rules
Comments:
You assholes are idiots and should be shot. Bring back capital punishment



Ed Beaver - 04/27/98 01:51:09
My Email:cooper@usaor.net
Comments:



Jon Conti - 04/14/98 16:17:16
Real name: brian springman
Favorite recreational substance: ho's, fat ass ho's
Comments:
I agree with everything the guy below said you ugly piece of shit. please die a horrible death.



Sal Rosenthal - 04/14/98 16:12:37
My URL:http://phatass
My Email:aol fat egyptian nuns
Real name: Sal Rosenthal, bitch
Social Security #: 142-62-9776
Major Credit Card #: 0000452988574
Favorite recreational substance: crack
Sign: scorpio, because i live with my grandmother!!!
What they want on there tombstone.: Cheddar, lots of Chedder you fat fuck!!
Comments:
Dear Guy who made this page, I have major emotional problems. I was wondering if you could visit me. Upon your visit i'll be sure to bash your head in with a pipe wrench because this is the absolute worst web page i have ever been on in my life. Please eat shit and die. Respectfully Yours, The Guy who wants to beat your ass



abby - 04/14/98 02:47:42
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Pier/3821
My Email:lobsternation@mailexcite.com
Real name: abby
Social Security #: 212210091087274
Major Credit Card #: all my money is in a sock under my bed
Favorite recreational substance: vaseline
Sign: cap
What they want on there tombstone.: I Told You I Was Sick.
Comments:
oops... there's nothing in there. abort, retry, fail?



Christina - 04/04/98 04:48:04
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/broadway/6786
My Email:chun_t@webtv.net
Real name: ...cute.
Favorite recreational substance: ...your mom?
Sign: Capricorn - the goat
What they want on there tombstone.: Cheese
Comments:
Interesting page. I'm not to sure about you yourself, but I comment you for having an offbeat sense of humor and some character :)



Ben the eternal asskicker - 04/03/98 18:48:52
My Email:creject999@aol.com
Real name: Charlie, Vietnam MAN
Social Security #: 69
Major Credit Card #: 69 69 69
Favorite recreational substance: Quit smoking that Cannabis
Sign: Hashish
What they want on there tombstone.: pour out a little liquor for your homies
Comments:
Suck my big one. And don't spit. I like when you swallow the fruit of my lions



J10 - 03/16/98 21:09:19
My URL:http://www.inil.com/users/nogiec/
What they want on there tombstone.: Don't you mean in my tombstone"?
Comments:
blah blah blah



Sad Tomato - 03/11/98 03:39:27
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/vt/tomatoland
My Email:sadtomato@forpresident.com
Real name: Sad
Social Security #: hey baby what's your S.S.number?
Major Credit Card #: wouldn't you like to know?
Favorite recreational substance: is this thing being monitored?
Sign: This is the dawning of the age of Cancer!!
What they want on there tombstone.: Don't let the meanies bite your head off
Comments:
Hey silly boy-- silly page you have here. The simplicity is um, REFRESHING! Keep on keeping on. --Sad




Jammer - 03/07/98 15:08:51
My URL:http://www.internetx.net/~rsaunders/
My Email:rsaunders@internetx.net
Real name: God
Social Security #: 123-45-7890
Major Credit Card #: 666
Favorite recreational substance: Jim Beam
Sign: Proced with Caution
What they want on there tombstone.: He's dead
Comments:
Different. But that's what makes it so good. Hey, I liked the page. Anything wrong with that?


Jammer's Page



Ren or Stimpy - 02/27/98 18:57:01
My URL:www.redlight.com
My Email:VBster@aol.com
Real name: Ren, or is it Stimpy? You know, to tell you the truth, I relly don't know—or do I?
Social Security #: Yes
Major Credit Card #: Sometimes
Favorite recreational substance: Well, seldom but almost never
Sign: "Stop". Or was it "No stopping or standing"? Who knows?
What they want on there tombstone.: Sausage, pizza, and pizza
Comments:
Here's a picture of me, hope you enjoy. By the way, I'm the girl. These were two guys I found at the bowling alley.

Note: Whoever it was who signed this, thought it would be worthwhile to put a picture of a rather pornographic nature here. In my oppinion, this was a very tasteless gesture, seeing as how, most people probably aren't expecting to see that here. So, I removed said picture from this spot, however, if you would like to see it, click here.

Feel free to send me naked pictures of yourself or anyone for that matter. I like to look at them an masturbate. Anyway, my e-mail address is VBster@aol.com. Thanks.



The BoBFather - 02/26/98 21:33:50
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Palms/4166/brave.html
My Email:bob_the_defender@hotmail.com
Real name: Reality blows...
Social Security #: 1-800-94-JENNY
Major Credit Card #: 000SAMPLE000000
Favorite recreational substance: C4 explosives
Sign: slippery when wet
What they want on there tombstone.: pepperoni and sausage
Comments:
A nuclear bomb usually ruins a good day, unless you launched it yourself. Then you're probably having a good day.



Senzaman Wuzzyneeds - 02/22/98 01:40:27
My URL:http://www.cdc.gov
My Email:aeh@sprynet.com
Real name: Who wants to know?
Social Security #: 402110796
Major Credit Card #: *******
Favorite recreational substance: Jesus, Our Lord and Savior
Sign: League of the Miraculous Infant Jesus of Prauge
What they want on there tombstone.: i have hair.
Comments:
i got no legs....



Bob - 02/11/98 12:11:46
My Email:973501u@bs-student.rgu.ac.uk
Real name: Bill
Social Security #: 698542 - 45896
Major Credit Card #: 3245 78 94256 go easy eh?
Favorite recreational substance: Jack Daniels & a joint
Sign: I just wave sometimes
What they want on there tombstone.: cheese, black olives, mushrooms, shit Im getting hungry.
Comments:
Cool page. We Scot's like that sick and warped humour of as I suspest you americans. Keep up the good work. To Hullaballoo. ITS FUNNY!



$**$(^@@^)(&!@ - 01/07/98 22:36:49
My URL:http://www.shit.com
Real name: Dave Thomas
Favorite recreational substance: sex
Sign: Gemini
What they want on there tombstone.: "Dave Thomas, beloved brother, friend, and penis."
Comments:
I sell propane and propane accessories.



Felouen - 12/22/97 23:31:57
My URL:http://www.cdc.gov
My Email:aluminium@oka.net
Real name: i'd tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Favorite recreational substance: endoplasmic reticulum
Sign: caution: police line - do not cross
What they want on there tombstone.: I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious...
Comments:
hey baby, how's about them steelers?



hullaballoo - 12/15/97 20:13:35
My Email:hullaballoo@rocketmail.com
Real name: letitia
Major Credit Card #: I dont think so
Favorite recreational substance: kool aid
Sign: astrology is for morons
What they want on there tombstone.: she thought this guys page sucked
Comments:
I think your page is completely stupid and dont really understand your stand on religion what was the link to the christian site and hail bop site for? e-mail me please and explain your self if you have time hullaballoo



Amanda Bone - 12/05/97 03:26:56
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~shagg/porn1/porn2
My Email:damnit@gotomywebpage.com
Real name: Anita Bath
Social Security #: (501) 229-3995
Major Credit Card #: (501) 229-3995
Favorite recreational substance: sheep/goat juice
Sign: "stop"
What they want on there tombstone.: a slice o' luv
Comments:
I left my url. GO TO IT. I left my phone number as my ss#. CALL ME!!!! lemme know what you think of my page.



Me - 11/25/97 01:52:05
My URL:http://www.nothing.com
My Email:com@com.com
Real name: God
Social Security #: w498uy5ngh48j
Major Credit Card #: ihu4ejh48858t
Favorite recreational substance: drugs...I mean...drugs?
Sign: yo mamma
What they want on there tombstone.: mushrooms (the magic kind)
Comments:
I like your page, it's...uh...creative...yeah, that's it, creative.



Yo Mama - 10/30/97 00:19:57
My URL:http://www.youknowyouloveme.com
My Email:beppotm@ix.netcom.com
Real name: Alison, ho
Social Security #: 55378008 (look at it upside down, retard)
Favorite recreational substance: Star Wars and Cheetos alone on a Saturday night
Sign: Taurus, who's askin'?
What they want on there tombstone.: Methinks you need to find something better to put in this space, what do you want on your tombstone is sooo old
Comments:
okay, now i KNOW at least 1090 of those hits was you. fess up, repent. that is the only way you will be accepted into the kingdom of the lord.



Jennay - 10/12/97 22:38:51
My URL:http://www.concentric.net/~dtcrlw2
My Email:Jen-nay@juno.com
Real name: Jennay
Social Security #: 867-53-0944
Favorite recreational substance: LSD
Sign: Sagittarius
What they want on there tombstone.: Damn Im Smooth
Comments:
Doode you fuckin rock..you roole.. you kick major ass.. :) now marry me :)



omega_supreme - 08/23/97 08:39:43
My URL:http://www.math.pitt.edu/~aardvark/
My Email:omega_supreme@hotmail.com
Real name: omega_supreme
Social Security #: transformer #655321
Major Credit Card #: 4013-3365-7253-6865
Favorite recreational substance: satan
Sign: left
What they want on there tombstone.: Flowers and banners saying "This killing by a large truck could have been avoided if one more person would have bought an original transformer."
Comments:
Want to buy a tee shirt with a custom image on it? email omega_supreme@hotmail.com



Bill Clinton - 07/24/97 03:59:08
My URL:http://www.whitehouse.gov
My Email:bill@whitehouse.gov
Real name: Elvis Presly
Social Security #: 999-11-5555
Major Credit Card #: huh?
Favorite recreational substance: Diet Coke
Sign: aquarius
What they wan't on there tombstone: pepperoni
Comments:
Nifty page. How many of those 1060 hits is you.



Mi Casa
Sign the damn thing.