This section contains a listing of posts or emails containing anything from poems to practical jokes. These are provided merely for entertainment and not as suggestions or ideas.
| XOnly a PK'er | XCelia | X8/20 |
| XHats at the Tailors | XMech Havoc | X8/14 |
| XCivilized | XSpectre | X8/14 |
| XI Only Wanna Pkill You | XMech Havoc | X8/13 |
| XBritannian Pie | XMech Havoc | X8/11 |
| XT'was the Night Before Beta | Xvictimized poet | X8/08 |
| XMoney, Money, Money | XJadean Grayhome | X8/08 |
| XRunaway | XJadean Grayhome | X8/08 |
| XI Got UO Beta | XJadean Grayhome | X8/05 |
| XOrigin Inc. Has a Game | XOld MacDonald | X8/04 |
| XMore really bad ideas! | XMr.X | X8/20 |
| XLadies and Gentlemen: More bad ideas | XCironian | X8/12 |
| XMore Bad Ideas for UO | XPyro | X8/12 |
| XMooning | XGossimer | X8/04 |
| XBad Spell Ideas | XCulwin | X7/31 |
| XBarbarian Template | XSnooks | X7/29 |
| XBad Actions | XJadean Grayhome | X7/29 |
| XMore of Snook's bad ideas...live 'em, love 'em | XSnooks | X7/29 |
| XMore Really Bad Additions to UO | XMagicDeath | X7/29 |
| XMore Really Bad Additions to UO | XJadean Grayhome | X7/29 |
| XMore Really Bad Additions to UO | XKrynn / Magrifear | X7/29 |
| XBad ideas for UO | XSnooks of Snooksville | X7/29 |
| XGuard Impersonation | XNether Guardian | X8/05 |
| XLamp Post | Xfopp | X7/29 |
| XTalking Dog | XSpartan | X7/29 |
| XStealing Pets | XDragon Fodder | X7/29 |
| XOrc Captain Interview | XDuke Ryan | X8/17 |