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Ebonic translations by Negative Creep!

Ever wonder what movies would be named, if it were up to the local "G"'s on the street corner? Imagine, if you will, An industry run amuk by street lingo, & you would have this....

The Godfather: "Da Mack Daddy!"

Ransom: "Gimmie back my Nigga, yo!"

Star Wars: "Space Beef!"

Pretty Woman: "Fly 'Ho!"

Jurassic park: "O.G. Lizard Crib!"

Forrest Gump: "Cracker With A Limp!"

Superman: "MegaPimp!"

Dead Man Walking: "Fallen Homie Troopin!'"

Presumed Innocent: "I Ain't Did Nuffin', Yo!"

Joe's Apartment: "Shorty's Crib!"

Dirty Harry: "Filthy Cracker!"

Chasing Amy: "Get Yo Ass Back In The Car, Beeyotch!"

Fistful Of Dollars: "Sack Fulla Ducketts!"

The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly: "The Fly, The Wack, & The Nasty!"

Highlander: "Mountain Cracker"

The Lawnmower Man: "The Grassy Snip 'G'!"

Raiders Of The Lost Ark: "Looters of the last riot"

The Exorcist: "That White Devil Beeyotch!"

For Your Eyes only: "Peep This, 'G'!"

Interview with a vampire: "Rappin' with a sharp-toothed cracker!"

Waiting To Exhale: "Waiting To Inhale(Pass That Blunt, Nigga!)"

Gorillas In The Mist: "Homies On The Front Stoop!"

Murder at 1600: "187 at 1600"

Jaws: "Mouf'"

Batman: "Capey G!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: "Bell Biv De Voe"

Romeo & juliet: "Mah Nigga & Dat Crazy Ho'"

The Fly: "Fly, Yo"

Hercules: "Strong Cracker"

Grease: "Activator"

Misery: "Wack Shit!"

Copycat: "Why You Sweatin' Mah Shit, Yo?"

Congo: "The Motherland"

Mission Impossible: "Do that shit yo damn self, yo!"

The Elephant Man: "Bent Up Muh'Fugga!"

Father Of The Bride: "Pops Of Mah Nubian queen"

Father's Day: "Yo, That Shit Aint Funny, Yo!"

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