Ever wonder what movies would be named, if it were up to the local "G"'s on the street corner? Imagine, if you will, An industry run amuk by street lingo, & you would have this....
The Godfather: "Da Mack Daddy!"
Ransom: "Gimmie back my Nigga, yo!"
Star Wars: "Space Beef!"
Pretty Woman: "Fly 'Ho!"
Jurassic park: "O.G. Lizard Crib!"
Forrest Gump: "Cracker With A Limp!"
Superman: "MegaPimp!"
Dead Man Walking: "Fallen Homie Troopin!'"
Presumed Innocent: "I Ain't Did Nuffin', Yo!"
Joe's Apartment: "Shorty's Crib!"
Dirty Harry: "Filthy Cracker!"
Chasing Amy: "Get Yo Ass Back In The Car, Beeyotch!"
Fistful Of Dollars: "Sack Fulla Ducketts!"
The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly: "The Fly, The Wack, & The Nasty!"
Highlander: "Mountain Cracker"
The Lawnmower Man: "The Grassy Snip 'G'!"
Raiders Of The Lost Ark: "Looters of the last riot"
The Exorcist: "That White Devil Beeyotch!"
For Your Eyes only: "Peep This, 'G'!"
Interview with a vampire: "Rappin' with a sharp-toothed cracker!"
Waiting To Exhale: "Waiting To Inhale(Pass That Blunt, Nigga!)"
Gorillas In The Mist: "Homies On The Front Stoop!"
Murder at 1600: "187 at 1600"
Jaws: "Mouf'"
Batman: "Capey G!"
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: "Bell Biv De Voe"
Romeo & juliet: "Mah Nigga & Dat Crazy Ho'"
The Fly: "Fly, Yo"
Hercules: "Strong Cracker"
Grease: "Activator"
Misery: "Wack Shit!"
Copycat: "Why You Sweatin' Mah Shit, Yo?"
Congo: "The Motherland"
Mission Impossible: "Do that shit yo damn self, yo!"
The Elephant Man: "Bent Up Muh'Fugga!"
Father Of The Bride: "Pops Of Mah Nubian queen"
Father's Day: "Yo, That Shit Aint Funny, Yo!"
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