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BATTER UP: A man was killed by a bat-wielding assailiant this past week, in Camden N.J. What the hells wrong with these people? Crime is way too rampant.


SHEER TERROR'S RANT OF THE WEEK!
"Dont you hate high prices? Im tired of paying 5 bucks for a box of cereal! This sucks!"


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