Here
they are! As promised! YOUR Geo-Testimonials!
Unedited, with all of your 6th grade level spelling skills,
and poor sentence structure in tact!
He looks like the gay mascot for the
AIDS "Dance-a-Thon"!
I couldn't get
my
I once was lost...but now I'm found...Thank
You Geo-Dancer™! Before I saw the
Geo-Dancer, my life was horrible. I was working 9-5 making
90 grand a year, married to my x-cheerleader highschool
sweethart, 2 adorable kids, house on long island, dog,
pool, yada yada yada. Everything was just honkey-dory.
Untill I saw that lil' dancin' fool the geo-dancer. *sniff*
That little bugger taught me to stop caring about others
and to only worry about what makes me happy. Now Im living
MY life. Tittie Bars every night, anonamous sex with
strange women, coming to in a gas station lavatory with a
needle still in my vein, wearing the same whiskey soaked
clothes for days at a time, waking up at the train yard
with a bludegoned hobo (B!) lying near me. It burns when i
urinate and im itching in some very odd places but I dont
give a shit! IM LIVING THE LIFE! AND IVE GOT THE GEO-DANCER
TO THANK FOR IT! I LOVE YOU GEO-DANCER!!! Geo-Dancer kept me ocupied for houres
Verily I say unto you-the blind shall
see,the lame shall walk,and the GEO-DANCER shall burn the
mother down.
The skies opened up, this date and
this one split second/moment in time, in my life, maximum
reality. The unfulfilled emptiness of inner self, is now
full, content with supreme knowledge, nirvana. Now I know
the meaning of life. Hopefully others will "get it" too!
Whoa and pity to those who cannot completely comprehend the
Geo-Dancer's true potential to enrich their personal
mundane, tedious, ritualistic lives. Thank you PI! My thank
you, I know, is such a meaningless trifle. Now I can
completely devote my total life to Geo-Dancer! Life is
Good. Stop it you freak,
it's dirty. I think the Geo Dancer™
touched me so I killed it. The Geo
Dancer™ soiled my virgin eyes. I'll never be able to face
the outside world again. Shouldnt
you be calling him 'The Millenium Geo-Dancer' because
everything is millenium this and millenium that? 
Wen i gro up i gunna b a Geo Dancer! Geo dancer made me realize that heroin and
dicksucking is the devils way! Praise the lord! And geo
dancer(TM)! You rule! ~Rev. Sharangutang Johnston, Bed-stuy
babtist church.
That shit is wack B!
I lost 43 pounds and 7 sizes with Geo-Dancer!!! Word up! This is a shout-out to the O.G.,
tha Geo-Dancer! Homes is bussin' the junkest moves I evah
did peep! Mad props to ya! Yo, that shiesty chickenhead
beyotch wit da cones? Da gasp? Like Eazy-E sayz,"She got
the biggest fukkin' titties that a nigga ever saw!" Sho'
nuff! PEACE OUT!!! So, I'm sitting
here, and the geodancer magically flies out of my screen
and battles off the hordes of advancing goblins. With a
twitch of his mystical geoarm, he slew a dozen dozen
skeletons. Wha happened? As I was doing my daily study of the Geo-Dancer for my life's reality check, his lil' ball-head rolled off his lil' shoulders and just missed his lil' dancin' legs and feet, never missing a beat. Well it did. It then rolled down the screen out onto my desktop. Really! I would like to put it back but the lil' ball-head just keeps rollin to and fro. Now what's happnin'? I notice my legs and arms are startin' to move back and forth and my head wants to leave my body and the lil' ball-head it, -it's movin' my way, towards my shoulders. Really for real! I'm startin' to be a tad frightened. Hey I'm startin' to get red and turning into right angles. The lil' ball-head has almost taken completely over. Oh no, now I get it, the awful terrible truth, what a wicked-devious plan to take over the world. Now I'm bein' sucked into the screen and there is nothing around me, just the music and me, me dancin' to the beat, with my lil' ball-head rockin, goin' t!
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o an fro'. Hey you, yeah you, look at the Geo-Dancer real hard, that's right, keep on lookin' at the Geo-Danser. Heh heh heh